Wow, mom, thats a really originalah dont even worry about me. Ill be justugh ah my bra exploded. [upbeat news broadcast music] hey, greg. Greg . Oh, hi, katie. Were you just jumping out a window to avoid talking to me . No, of course not. I was just admiring the view of, uh, the local hobos having an ugliest penis pageant. So, whats up . Hey, is this about my moms ultimatum . I just need a little time to think. I know i owe you an answer, but im good for it, you hear . Cmon, katie, its your old pal greg. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Its fine. My moms not here. Lets just forget what she said. Really . Because this is important to me, its just a complicated situation with cat. Listen, you dont need to explain anything, ok . You just take as much time as you need to deal with our situation. cause im a chill girl. I love football and beer and twins. Yeah, and twins. That is a massive relief, because between this and the evil billionaire suing us, ive been really stressed out lately. So, thank you,
Wow, mom, thats a really originalah dont even worry about me. Ill be justugh ah my bra exploded. [upbeat news broadcast music] hey, greg. Greg . Oh, hi, katie. Were you just jumping out a window to avoid talking to me . No, of course not. I was just admiring the view of, uh, the local hobos having an ugliest penis pageant. So, whats up . Hey, is this about my moms ultimatum . I just need a little time to think. I know i owe you an answer, but im good for it, you hear . Cmon, katie, its your old pal greg. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Its fine. My moms not here. Lets just forget what she said. Really . Because this is important to me, its just a complicated situation with cat. Listen, you dont need to explain anything, ok . You just take as much time as you need to deal with our situation. cause im a chill girl. I love football and beer and twins. Yeah, and twins. That is a massive relief, because between this and the evil billionaire suing us, ive been really stressed out lately. So, thank you,
The nominations for the american journalism awardsng . Are being announced today. Every year we get snubbed, and every year chuck goes berserk on the first person he sees. Last year, it was me. He hit me with a club sandwich. The heaviest sandwich hes here. Mom, no. Hey chuck did you see this is us last night . Spoiler alert i cried sometimes i get confused though. Which ones are in the present timeline, and which one is my reection in the tv . Heavens no we did it, gang we got nominated best Late Afternoon early Evening News Program yes and katie got nominated for that biscuit blitz thing. Good for katie. Wait a minute, im katie yes oh chuck pierce is back on top, baby [cheering] [upbeat news broadcast music] well, i believe a toast is in order. Oh, no thank you. I actually have some news myself. Im pregnant. Oh, thats wonderful so i cant drink [laughing] you know what . Who cares . [chugging] oh. Whoo well, ill make a toast to the best damn team that ever was the Harlem Globetrotters
The nominations for the american journalism awardsng . Are being announced today. Every year we get snubbed, and every year chuck goes berserk on the first person he sees. Last year, it was me. He hit me with a club sandwich. The heaviest sandwich hes here. Mom, no. Hey chuck did you see this is us last night . Spoiler alert i cried sometimes i get confused though. Which ones are in the present timeline, and which one is my reflection in the tv . Heavens no we did it, gang we got nominated best Late Afternoon early Evening News Program yes and katie got nominated for that biscuit blitz thing. Good for katie. Wait a minute, im katie yes oh chuck pierce is back on top, baby [cheering] [upbeat news broadcast music] well, i believe a toast is in order. Oh, no thank you. I actually have some news myself. Im pregnant. Oh, thats wonderful so i cant drink [laughing] you know what . Who cares . [chugging] oh. Whoo well, ill make a toast to the best damn team that ever was the Harlem Globetrotte
I forgot to give him dinner last night. And going to school. Yeah. Thats what i was supposed to do yesterday, damn it morning, everyone. Who has segment pitches . Oh, before we begin, id like to say a few words. Ooh, actually, interns arent allowed in this meeting. I just want to say how excited i am to be here. And i want to thank greg for hiring me, and, oh, portia for that great interaction on the elevator this morning. And thank you, carol, for your interesting take on the black lives matter movement. And my daughter katie, the love of my life. When she was born, i needed an episiotomy okay. Thats good, thats enough. Mom. Okay. Thank you. [scattered clapping] well, it seems we have a slow news day on our hands. Cnn is just playing death becomes her. Ooh, i have a pitch. Okay, you know the meme of kermit drinking root beer . Okay, well, you know the rapper plerp . [scoffs] whatever. Ill just riff on the housing crisis. Okay, gene, you can produce that. Produce what . Oh, the ap is r