The wall mart is imploding l mart everybody out now erybo [all screaming] s [fart] haa ha ha ha boys, you did it you did you killed the wall mart the how did you do it, kyle . all wall marts start a selfdestruction sequence if you break a mirror brea in the back. Art we know how to destroy it now. In w spread the word to other towns. Spread wait, i think i understand the symbolism of the mirror. Td the the wall mart. Is us. Duh. You see, boys, if we like our smalltown charm more than big corporate bullies,more we all have to be willing to pay a little bit more. Bl do you understand . Yeah yeah lets all go shop at jims drug down, the street [all cheering] all oh, lord, kumbaya all right, lets not make that mistake again. Not n. Yeah, lets go shop over at true value. O shop lets go yeah captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com welcome to the daily social distancing show. Im trevor noah. Today is monday, the 26th of october, which means, if you live in washington, colorado, montana,
Welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick it off with the big story. Election day is now just eight days away. So at this point, my friends, you can forget about getting in shape for it because election day bodies are made during the primaries. This year, votes for are not waiting till the first tuesday in november to cast their ballots. The Record Number of americans taking advantage of early voting across the country. An unprecedented 57 million ballots have been cast, more than 40 to have the total votes counted in the 2016 general election. At one of new york citys premier venues snaking around the block in brooklyn while marching bands drum up excitement. Incredible turnout in the lines. Ive never seen this before in my life. Americans dont even have to be earthbound to vote. U. S. Astronaut kate rubens casts her ballot with help
Now on bbc news. Newscast hello. Hello, laura. And hello, henry. Hi, henry. Hi. So last night, i was at my friend toms birthday party, and hes a very good amateur poet, and he did a lovely poem saying thank you to everyone whod come to the party. Happy birthday, tom. But hes also a big newscast fan and an even biggerfan of sunday with Laura Kuenssberg. Even happier birthday. So i thought, why not combine all those things together and do a poem about this weeks sunday with Laura Kuenssberg . Oh, my god. Here we go. Are you ready . Howards Double Barrelled Chef on sunday with laura kay. Politicians exaggerations going to get slayed. But first, this breaking news, a picture of recovering kate. But with all the twitter gossip, did it come too late . Rachel reeves bets all on economic growth. Vicky atkins asked why nhs productivity sloweth, but waits this weekend episode has no pad, fear not newscasters you can always call up add. I think thats extremely good, tom. And we all say one and al
So all right lets go. Today is perfect. Good to go. So a lot of people out on the golf is your. Its a little its a little cold out there for some. There are some 30s out there. Santa rosa is in there. Palo alto y enjoy today. Why whats going on . Oh, there you go. Theres your weekendn itll start to cloud up and well get some rain out of that. Highs today in the 60s. All right. 4 00 in the morning i guess the thursday Morning Social Club was outuyesterday because it was smooth sailing this morning. It is a smooth sailing on a friday. Steve you know that. And right now we have nothing but hitting the roads. This is a look toll plaza. It looksuvery nice. And on friday sometimes people take a break. Maybe they have the hit the road. But right nowthey theres as steve mentioned, theres not a lot going on. This is a look at interstate eight. 80 people are on their bicycles, though. Those stationary bicycles watching us. I hear from people all the time. Im on my bike watching you. And this is
A new form of Artificial Intelligence is pushing the envelope and performing tasks that make us laugh and question our future. The sarah kelly. Welcome to the program. We begin in the United States where super tuesday has made a november re match between donald trump and joe biden, almost inevitable. Voters cast ballots, and 16 states, and one overseas territory, with no substantial opposition in his Democratic Party by the string of victories was a virtual certainty. Trumps wins help cement his over whelming dominance over his one remaining republican challenger. The super tuesday, this time did not come with big surprises. As donald trump cemented his hold on the republican president ial nomination. Said this is one of the finest run campaigns that anybody has ever seen. Thats pretty good, right. As for the real estate and we have no choice because november 5th, right around the corner, november 5th is going to go down as the single most important day in the history of our country. D