[ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you very much. Oh, that was uncomfortable. [ laughter ] everybody, thank you for joining in tonight. Im jimmy, im the host. Im the captain of the dance team here at the show. For the first time in about four years, its looking like theres no need to feel down. Ding dong the witch hunt is almost dead. [ laughter ] the winged monkeys are about to fly out of the white house. The cowardly liars hitting the yellow brick road. I would not want to be Donald Trumps my pillow tonight. He is liable to chew right through that thing. What a day for the president. Pennsylvania, georgia turned out to be bluer than Mitch Mcconnells hands. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the presumptive president elect, joe biden, addressed the nation tonight. This is unprecedented. A spokesperson for joe biden said the United States government is perfectly capable of escorting trespassers out of the white house. [ laughter ] in other words, hit the road, maralago, youre g
They swooped in and gave him his own hour opposite joe biden. And while many are wondering why nbc would schedule this at the same time as bidens town hall, instead of on another night or even just in another time slot, so we could see what both candidates have to say, the answer to the question is, nbc sucks. [ laughter ] thats why. You should never watch that channel. [ cheers and applause ] its a real peacock block is what it was. Joe biden took questions from voters in philadelphia. Trump again was in florida. Even though they were 1,000 miles apart, i kept fantasizing about a surprise wrestle mania moment where biden runs behind trump and bangs him in the head with a folding chair. Savannah guthrie as moderator tonight, which is a role she also played in 2016 when then candidate trump did his first town hall with nbc. This is what donald trump told savannah and matt lauer four very long years ago. Its easier for me to be president ial than for me to be doing what ive been doing fo
Which is ok i guess. I guess its better than nothing. When i was in high school, i had an isolation prom too. Everyone else went to the prom. I stayed home and played my clarinet. And while we may be isolated, it would seem we are not alone. As if we didnt have enough to worry about right in the middle of this, at the moment we are totally focused on the virus and quarantine and whether or not we should be mainlining lysol, the pentagon releases official video of ufos. Thats right. What you are about to see are ufos. They are unidentified flying objects that no one, not even the pilots who saw and tracked them, has an explanation for. Theres a whole fleet of them. Look on the sa. My gosh theyre all going against the wind. The winds 120 knots west. Look at that thing, thats not that is look at that thing its rotating. Jimmy perfect. Just what we need. Has there ever been a worse time for an alien to say take me to your leader . I think id just lead him to, like, Morgan Freemans house. T
[ light laughter ] u. S. Embassy staffer david holmes testified this morning that u. S. Diplomats did not want to work with Rudy Giuliani, with Eu Ambassador Gordon Sondland once saying, quote, every time rudy gets involved, he goes and gets effs everything up. [ laughter ] its true. I mean, for example, heres what new york city looked like before rudy was mayor [ laughter ] during last nights debate senator Amy Klobuchar touted her fundraising ability and claimed she set an alltime Senate Record by bringing in 17,000 from exboyfriends [ light laughter ] so either she has one or two wealthy exes, or she freaky. [ laughter ] former Vice President joe bidens campaign sent out a fundraising email yesterday asking supporters to evaluate his debate performance six hours before the debate actually took place. Said biden, damn, and with the election next week [ laughter ] senator cory booker last night attacked former Vice President joe biden for coming out against marijuana legalization, and
Were innocent and they did not deserve this. Just ahead, the search for the killer and the heroic actions of a 13yearold boy who walked more than a dozen miles to save his siblings. About face, a crucial witness changes his testimony in the impeachment investigation. One of the president s biggest supporters now saying there was a quid pro quo with ukraine over military aid. All that plus the big chill, als got the latest on the seasons first blast of brutal cold and snow with millions of us in the cross hairs. Outrage, a Florida Deputy arrested for body slamming a student to the ground. The local sheriff furious. Its embarrassing, okay. Im tired of it. And move over black friday, hello cash back day. The new Consumer Holiday that begins in just a few hours thats supposed to put money into your wallet. Today, wednesday, november 6th, 2019. From nbc news, this is today with Savannah Guthrie and hoda kotb. Live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. And good morning, everybody, welcome to