he s able to make fun of himself which is such an awesome thing. he did that awesome scene in. we don t have great catch phrases in movies anymore, arnold schwarzenegger i ll be back, or clint eastwood kat you re like what are you talking about kat: i m just waiting to hear adam sandler. tyrus: or happy gilmour a hole in one kat: yeah, i know that one. tyrus: joe, try to read it one more time. joe d.: but if you don t, i look look for you, i look find you, andly kill you. [cheers and applause] katie: bravo. tyrus: don t go away we have a set of skills we ll be right back. this isn t just freight. these aren t just shipments.
assassinate everyone from your high school, too. katie: burn the year book. tyrus: you know what i think it is. i think rachels got pissed when karens got all the credit. joe m.: yeah. tyrus: up next, would you be at your peak if you worked four days a week. [cheers and applause] have you ever considered getting a walk-in tub? well, look, no further! safe step s best offer, just got better! now, when you purchase your brand new safe step walk-in tub,
turns out 60% of young men are single outnumbering single women nearly 2-1. and half of those guys say they aren t even trying to date. sure. that was not a white racist sign, by the way. compared to women, men in their 20s are more likely to be sexually dormant sexless and lonely. sound familiar, joe and joe? joe m.: knew that was coming. tyrus: experts blame the widening gap on social media, shifting relationships, porn and pete davidson. the only news, it s easier to date women over 40 since they re past their prime. don lemon would say! tyrus: hashtag hold my beer. she s going to whip your ass. i ll start with the lonely men
this country was race it the last thing you would try to be is one of the things that s not allowed. like i would not try to be white now because you guys are in trouble for everything, even p they bleached my hair blond and cut off my top lip literally would not do it because it s not cool. if kat decided tomorrow to get braids and be the left eye, no one would be proud of her. thank you for your service. that proves it s not racist right? like you re trying to be what s supposedly being suppressed kat: i don t understand how we ve seen this so many times as you mentioned this isn t even the first rachel. what didn t she get, given any pause when the rachel was thing or even the that layer i can t baldwin thing happening. at no point was she like, maybe i should cancel that spray tan. joe m.: to pull off that lie you would have to like
i don t know. katie: i don t either. tyrus: he gets the daughter. joe m.: they make two sequels kat: does he keep making daughters. tyrus: a tough story of bad parenting. joe m.: if that would have been the trailer i would have been the first to go see it. hey, give them a round of applause. and while you re giving a round of applause i would like you to know the wonderful fact checkers at fox news let me know i was right, there s more women than man katie. katie: i let you know. i m the fact checker. i m sorry, i was wrong. tyrus: so would you ever have to use like that on the line with anybody? i have no comment. because true a sass answer never like to anybody about their skills. i just felt like i was threatened. i don t know, you know, i knew i loved liam so much is because