but this is what we have to do to get eyes on the parts of america that need our help. hit the music. hello, i m tyrus. and just for $0.39 a day, you could do what our government is failing to do. like help east palestine, ohio. or aids at the southern border. they get less support than a friend who says let s vacation in delaware. or provide michigan with clean drinking water. there s more heavy metal in there than greg s record collection. or help with the homeless and countless. because most guys camping on the sidewalk respect trying get taylor swift tickets. or you could help feed the struggling comedians. oh, and if you don t help katie, she might return to her former career of clubbing baby seals. katie: someone s got to do it. tyrus: now listen i m going over the top like making a big deal out of this like gutfeld when boob gate gets an update. so sick, am i right, kat? but hear me out. in all corners of our country we ve got problems where americans need help
but this is what we have to do to get eyes on the parts of america that need our help. hit the music. hello, i m tyrus. and just for $0.39 a day, you could do what our government is failing to do. like help east palestine, ohio. or aids at the southern border. they get less support than a friend who says let s vacation in delaware. or provide michigan with clean drinking water. there s more heavy metal in there than greg s record collection. or help with the homeless and countless. because most guys camping on the sidewalk respect trying get taylor swift tickets. or you could help feed the struggling comedians. oh, and if you don t help katie, she might return to her former career of clubbing baby seals. katie: someone s got to do it. tyrus: now listen i m going over the top like making a big deal out of this like gutfeld when boob gate gets an update. so sick, am i right, kat? but hear me out. in all corners of our country we ve got problems where americans need h
he s able to make fun of himself which is such an awesome thing. he did that awesome scene in. we don t have great catch phrases in movies anymore, arnold schwarzenegger i ll be back, or clint eastwood kat you re like what are you talking about kat: i m just waiting to hear adam sandler. tyrus: or happy gilmour a hole in one kat: yeah, i know that one. tyrus: joe, try to read it one more time. joe d.: but if you don t, i look look for you, i look find you, andly kill you. [cheers and applause] katie: bravo. tyrus: don t go away we have a set of skills we ll be right back. this isn t just freight. these aren t just shipments.
joe i know it said teens but you re on the wrong side of 30 and it still describes you. any tips. joe m.: my canadian girlfriends will be very upset after this segment. but it s a you have the time for men, harder to get into college, harder to get jobs, women are taking the ghostbusters jobs. but it is a also tyrus: oh, i m sorry, big ghostbusters movie fan base here? cnn s down the street, or at least it used to be. joe m.: but this isn t good for women either because they re getting more selectives while men s lives are getting worse. that s why so many men have no partner and amy robok has two. tyrus: kat, i mean, luckily you re off the market and you don t have to deal with this kat: yeah. tyrus: but is this something new? haven t young guys always been on bottom of the barrel
interest at all half way around the world. and all that east palestine is getting is some free vinyl chloride. that doesn t sound like the actions of a man who knows the suffering caused by oil cancer [laughter] tyrus: kat, i know why you don t like taking risks. so if you had the choice to go some place where i bomb siren was going off the entire time when you walked the streets or go to a place that s not that far of a ride to check to make sure your american citizens are better won t you say the safer move would be to check on the people from ohio first? kat: you would think so. politics, unfortunately, is largely pretending that you care. like that s such a huge part of it. it shouldn t be that hard to pretend that you care. when this story came out the first thing they tried to do was sort of, you know explain why it wasn t their full or say it s no big deal, kind of minimize it.