joe m.: the pronunciation alone. tyrus: i blew it. i had no clue how to say all those names or whatever. joe, you had experience in this one time you tried to be a center from africa when you tried out for the nba. what was that like for you? joe d.: i did. i never got that sneaker deal i was hoping for. i don t know what s going on with the white women named rachel, but they put on a hell of a foundation. i mean, is it race, fraud or maybe lean. we ll never know. she stacked up. i was waiting no er her to pull off hijab and it s like, oh, that s george santos under there. she has everything covered. i m surprised that she doesn t tyrus: it was me. joe m.: i m surprised she didn t also say i m disabled and every meeting just sit with the leg tucked under and people would say wasn t it a different leg last week and she ll say you re racist how dare you. tyrus: that s the thing if
assassinate everyone from your high school, too. katie: burn the year book. tyrus: you know what i think it is. i think rachels got pissed when karens got all the credit. joe m.: yeah. tyrus: up next, would you be at your peak if you worked four days a week. [cheers and applause]
and less hairy. west most of the way. tyrus: thanks for that kat: it happened so quickly. joe m.: that was a tough question off the cuff. tyrus: yeah. so now audience you ll go to sleep tonight dreaming of his naked yoda and his belly hair. did you say naked yoda? he looks like yoda, yeah. katie: you said yoga. tyrus:. tyrus: coming up, while ladies are being selective, staying single is the men s objective. on a very special tv dad . i didn t make the dance team. what do i always say? switch your car insurance to progressive, and you could save hundreds. -feel better now? -not really. switch to progressive, and you could save hundreds. oh booking.com, i m going to somewhere, anywhere. a beach house, a treehouse, honestly i don t care
actually auditioned for that role. i think, when you re threatening to kill someone over phone, you want to sound a lot more instain, not so measured. so here was my take, if you don t let my daughter go that will be the end of it. but if you did let her go, i won t look for you. can i start over? tyrus: yeah. keep rolling, keep rolling. everybody shut up sorry. joe m.: if you let my daughter go now that will be the end of it. but if you don t, i will look for you, i will find you, and i will kill you. [laughter] tyrus: kat, i m sorry, i know you haven t can you please read that audition and tell him how it s done kat: i ve never seen this movie. i don t know if he gets the daughter or not.
he s able to make fun of himself which is such an awesome thing. he did that awesome scene in. we don t have great catch phrases in movies anymore, arnold schwarzenegger i ll be back, or clint eastwood kat you re like what are you talking about kat: i m just waiting to hear adam sandler. tyrus: or happy gilmour a hole in one kat: yeah, i know that one. tyrus: joe, try to read it one more time. joe d.: but if you don t, i look look for you, i look find you, andly kill you. [cheers and applause] katie: bravo. tyrus: don t go away we have a set of skills we ll be right back.