but this is what we have to do to get eyes on the parts of america that need our help. hit the music. hello, i m tyrus. and just for $0.39 a day, you could do what our government is failing to do. like help east palestine, ohio. or aids at the southern border. they get less support than a friend who says let s vacation in delaware. or provide michigan with clean drinking water. there s more heavy metal in there than greg s record collection. or help with the homeless and countless. because most guys camping on the sidewalk respect trying get taylor swift tickets. or you could help feed the struggling comedians. oh, and if you don t help katie, she might return to her former career of clubbing baby seals. katie: someone s got to do it. tyrus: now listen i m going over the top like making a big deal out of this like gutfeld when boob gate gets an update. so sick, am i right, kat? but hear me out. in all corners of our country we ve got problems where americans need help
but this is what we have to do to get eyes on the parts of america that need our help. hit the music. hello, i m tyrus. and just for $0.39 a day, you could do what our government is failing to do. like help east palestine, ohio. or aids at the southern border. they get less support than a friend who says let s vacation in delaware. or provide michigan with clean drinking water. there s more heavy metal in there than greg s record collection. or help with the homeless and countless. because most guys camping on the sidewalk respect trying get taylor swift tickets. or you could help feed the struggling comedians. oh, and if you don t help katie, she might return to her former career of clubbing baby seals. katie: someone s got to do it. tyrus: now listen i m going over the top like making a big deal out of this like gutfeld when boob gate gets an update. so sick, am i right, kat? but hear me out. in all corners of our country we ve got problems where americans need h
it doesn t happen to your family , to your brother, but it does. no one thought it could happen to him. he was a tough guy, prepared for anything. he always would say if anyone tries to break in here, ç i will kill them. instead he was killed. stabbed in his own home. his son and daughter-in-law stumbled into a terrifying scene. that s when i saw the gun. they said we have to kill you now. a strange story that only got stranger. something isn t right here. could have killed his own father? what really happened in that house? then a witness came forward. in this is our story, the strangest thing of all was the truth. he planned for any scenario except the one that happened to him. hello, and welcome toúç dateline. kay mortensen was a strong- minded man who built a fortune and a fortress to protect it. then, he was attacked turning his home into a bloody crime scene. how police wondered could someone so vigilant be taken by surprise? it was a riddle tha
turns out 60% of young men are single outnumbering single women nearly 2-1. and half of those guys say they aren t even trying to date. sure. that was not a white racist sign, by the way. compared to women, men in their 20s are more likely to be sexually dormant sexless and lonely. sound familiar, joe and joe? joe m.: knew that was coming. tyrus: experts blame the widening gap on social media, shifting relationships, porn and pete davidson. the only news, it s easier to date women over 40 since they re past their prime. don lemon would say! tyrus: hashtag hold my beer. she s going to whip your ass. i ll start with the lonely men
i don t know. katie: i don t either. tyrus: he gets the daughter. joe m.: they make two sequels kat: does he keep making daughters. tyrus: a tough story of bad parenting. joe m.: if that would have been the trailer i would have been the first to go see it. hey, give them a round of applause. and while you re giving a round of applause i would like you to know the wonderful fact checkers at fox news let me know i was right, there s more women than man katie. katie: i let you know. i m the fact checker. i m sorry, i was wrong. tyrus: so would you ever have to use like that on the line with anybody? i have no comment. because true a sass answer never like to anybody about their skills. i just felt like i was threatened. i don t know, you know, i knew i loved liam so much is because