he s able to make fun of himself which is such an awesome thing. he did that awesome scene in. we don t have great catch phrases in movies anymore, arnold schwarzenegger i ll be back, or clint eastwood kat you re like what are you talking about kat: i m just waiting to hear adam sandler. tyrus: or happy gilmour a hole in one kat: yeah, i know that one. tyrus: joe, try to read it one more time. joe d.: but if you don t, i look look for you, i look find you, andly kill you. [cheers and applause] katie: bravo. tyrus: don t go away we have a set of skills we ll be right back. this isn t just freight. these aren t just shipments.
us first. it s a classic saying, my grandmother taught it to me. joe as a dominatrix and a guy who doesn t take from anybody, do you think president trump s message gets their stuff together or is it an excuse to not do more from them. tyrus: well first i m not thrilled with the segues we ve had towards me. tyrus: what are you talking about i got all the letters it was signed joe. joe d.: i m glad somebody went up. at least trump showed up. i don t know why biden didn t go he s on world tour. he s the only person those chemicals might actually improve himself. so i didn t hear about him having trouble with trains. we know stairs are a bitch for him but he could take the train there. it s so ridiculous and they send mayor pete there, i guess they were holding off and wanted to make sure the chemicals didn t taste his breast milk because he likes to go child leaves.
tyrus: you don t just club them you kill them, too. you can t just kill something and not eat it. it s the rule rye. i don t know who s going to fund money for ukraine if americans aren t working five days a week or managing the spanish siestas. the europeans are only working four days a week, surprise, americans are working more and paying for everything that we don t get to have because they work two hours a day and take the month of august off. wouldn t that be nice? but then russia would own everything so we want to kyiv working. that s a good point they just trim our taxes we wouldn t have to were as much anyway right joe. joe d.: yeah. well i m supposedly on disability so i wouldn t here. tyrus: no one will argue, everyone here believes you. joe d.: the trick is not how many days you work you have to stick to a schedule. every morning i get up at 5:00 i get some coffee, i do a little bit of writing, do some nude
joe m.: the pronunciation alone. tyrus: i blew it. i had no clue how to say all those names or whatever. joe, you had experience in this one time you tried to be a center from africa when you tried out for the nba. what was that like for you? joe d.: i did. i never got that sneaker deal i was hoping for. i don t know what s going on with the white women named rachel, but they put on a hell of a foundation. i mean, is it race, fraud or maybe lean. we ll never know. she stacked up. i was waiting no er her to pull off hijab and it s like, oh, that s george santos under there. she has everything covered. i m surprised that she doesn t tyrus: it was me. joe m.: i m surprised she didn t also say i m disabled and every meeting just sit with the leg tucked under and people would say wasn t it a different leg last week and she ll say you re racist how dare you. tyrus: that s the thing if
kat: i know what s really going on here, i can t believe you missed it. what s really going on here is that more women think they re in a relationship. they re like, yeah, i m in a relationship but really the guy s like, i m not dating her. [cheers and applause] kat: the guy s like, just because i have sex with her and introduce her to my mom and take her out on dates doesn t mean we re dating. i used to do stupid stuff like that all the time like think a man was in love with me because he said i m in love with you. ladies a lot of you are single and just don t know it. tyrus: joe do you believe a lot of those guys are a choice that they re lonely friendless dateless. joe d.: it s a choice it s not their choice. i blame the pornography. tyrus: thank you. joe d.: it s warped our ideas of the sacred relationship between a man and a woman or a