but this is what we have to do to get eyes on the parts of america that need our help. hit the music. hello, i m tyrus. and just for $0.39 a day, you could do what our government is failing to do. like help east palestine, ohio. or aids at the southern border. they get less support than a friend who says let s vacation in delaware. or provide michigan with clean drinking water. there s more heavy metal in there than greg s record collection. or help with the homeless and countless. because most guys camping on the sidewalk respect trying get taylor swift tickets. or you could help feed the struggling comedians. oh, and if you don t help katie, she might return to her former career of clubbing baby seals. katie: someone s got to do it. tyrus: now listen i m going over the top like making a big deal out of this like gutfeld when boob gate gets an update. so sick, am i right, kat? but hear me out. in all corners of our country we ve got problems where americans need help
but this is what we have to do to get eyes on the parts of america that need our help. hit the music. hello, i m tyrus. and just for $0.39 a day, you could do what our government is failing to do. like help east palestine, ohio. or aids at the southern border. they get less support than a friend who says let s vacation in delaware. or provide michigan with clean drinking water. there s more heavy metal in there than greg s record collection. or help with the homeless and countless. because most guys camping on the sidewalk respect trying get taylor swift tickets. or you could help feed the struggling comedians. oh, and if you don t help katie, she might return to her former career of clubbing baby seals. katie: someone s got to do it. tyrus: now listen i m going over the top like making a big deal out of this like gutfeld when boob gate gets an update. so sick, am i right, kat? but hear me out. in all corners of our country we ve got problems where americans need h
us first. it s a classic saying, my grandmother taught it to me. joe as a dominatrix and a guy who doesn t take from anybody, do you think president trump s message gets their stuff together or is it an excuse to not do more from them. tyrus: well first i m not thrilled with the segues we ve had towards me. tyrus: what are you talking about i got all the letters it was signed joe. joe d.: i m glad somebody went up. at least trump showed up. i don t know why biden didn t go he s on world tour. he s the only person those chemicals might actually improve himself. so i didn t hear about him having trouble with trains. we know stairs are a bitch for him but he could take the train there. it s so ridiculous and they send mayor pete there, i guess they were holding off and wanted to make sure the chemicals didn t taste his breast milk because he likes to go child leaves.
us first. it s a classic saying, my grandmother taught it to me. joe as a dominatrix and a guy who doesn t take from anybody, do you think president trump s message gets their stuff together or is it an excuse to not do more from them. tyrus: well first i m not thrilled with the segues we ve had towards me. tyrus: what are you talking about i got all the letters it was signed joe. joe d.: i m glad somebody went up. at least trump showed up. i don t know why biden didn t go he s on world tour. he s the only person those chemicals might actually improve himself. so i didn t hear about him having trouble with trains. we know stairs are a bitch for him but he could take the train there. it s so ridiculous and they send mayor pete there, i guess they were holding off and wanted to make sure the chemicals didn t taste his breast milk because he likes to go child leaves.