He didnt take questions from the reporters. But he did do his ceremonial duty in the rose garden, thats right, for the annual pardon of the white house turkey. I hereby grant you a full and complete pardon. Wow all the networks we have to forget about the law judges dont count [ laughter and applause ] jimmy enjoy your nightmares. Its the first turkey balesed with grecian formula. [ laughter ] trump did things a little differently this year. Instead of the usual pardon, they did a prisoner exchange. We pardoned two of theirs, they sent us two of ours. Smart. Why let the turkeys go for nothing . Just so the Vice President didnt feel left out this morning they let mike pence pardon a bowl of stuffing. [ laughter ] the president and first lady canceled their trip to maralago this week. Theyre planning to spend thanksgiving at the white house. What is that dinner going to be like . When they go around the table and ask what youre thankful for, everyone has to say him, right . Its more of a
Steve from 30 Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests kaley cuoco Megan Rapinoe comedian josh johnson. And the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy awesome. Oh, my goodness. Thank you very much. That feels good. Even though its its ten people a standing ovation is a standing ovation [ cheers and applause thats a loud ten people i love you guys. Thank you very much. Thanks for tuning in welcome to the tonight show. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, of course the big story from the weekend is that joe biden has been elected the 46th president of the United States [ cheers and applause yeah for 75 million americans, the announcement was like the greatest unboxing video of all time [ light laughter ] its biden its biden its biden its biden ill always remember where i was when i heard the news. I was sitting in front of the tv, like i had been
I got to be honest, this award came at the perfect time for a second there, i thought i was doing a bad job as steve from 30 rockefeller president. Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring can you believe that jimmy fallon. But thats right, im amazing tonight join jimmy and his and deserve this award for many guests reasons. Kevin hart josh charles for one, i finally brought peace between the arabs and jews musical guest chika and the legendary roots crew we love the jewish people or as i call them the yosemites. And now, heres your host, jimmy fallon and now theyre getting along great with the united arab erimates emirates until this morning, i thought it was a european soccer team. Are we looking into that what about education, folks . Under my administration, there have been so many books written jimmy thank you very much. About me, committing treason for watching the tonight show everybody, i appreciate it im jimmy fallon lets get to the news and Michael
Hi, everyone. Very nice. Im jimmy, im the host. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us. Please, relax. It was a very stormy day for everyones favorite former president today. [ laughter ] we are coming to you from our studio in hollywood, or exhibit f as it was entered into evidence during the donald trump hush money trial this afternoon. The prosecution today called their star witness, their porn star witness, Stormy Daniels took the stand this morning. For donald trump i could only imagine the nervous farting was off the charts. [ laughter ] it was quite a day in court. We got mentioned in court again today, which is exciting. [ cheers and applause ] prosecutors asked stormy about her interview on our show. In which we examined her signature on a letter trumps henchmen cooked up, denying that she and trump ever did it. Daniels said she signed her name in a different way as a tip off to jimmy kimmel. Who is me. [ laughter ] somehow i have become the kato kaelin of this trial
[ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome, welcome. Hi, everyone. Very nice. Im jimmy, im the host. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us. Please, relax. It was a very stormy day for everyones favorite former president today. [ laughter ] we are coming to you from our studio in hollywood, or exhibit f as it was entered into evidence during the donald trump hush money trial this afternoon. The prosecution today called their star witness, their porn star witness, Stormy Daniels took the stand this morning. For donald trump i could only imagine the nervous farting was off the charts. [ laughter ] it was quite a day in court. We got mentioned in court again today, which is exciting. [ cheers and applause ] prosecutors asked stormy about her interview on our show. In which we examined her signature on a letter trumps henchmen cooked up, denying that she and trump ever did it. Daniels said she signed her name in a different way as a tip off to jimmy kimmel. Who is me. [ laughter ] som