Just yesterday morning breitbart announced you were gone down in the book put an end to you thought you were besties but i guess i was wrong shouldnt have dissed trumps ass in those interviews ive seen fire and ive seen fury seen white house staff who will have to face a jury ive seen him drink a cup of water with tiny hands while hes lyin in bed watching fox friends [ cheers and applause ] down in haiti don junior for disrupting his plans called him unpatriotic and treasonous trump heard about that and bannon got canned cause trumps like a really smart, stable genius oh ive seen fire and ive seen fury ive seen so many tweets that my eyes are blurry even his own wife and kids thought you would lose now hes throwing a damn award show for fake news [ cheers and applause ] hes been going to bed at 6 00 p. M. Up at 3 00 a. M. To tweet lord knows when hes on his phone he can throw a fit you know hes had a light snack six big macs while hes watching three tvs hes turned the white house into
Just yesterday morning breitbart unced you were gone down in the book put an end to you thought you were besties but i guess i was wrong shouldnt have dissed trumps ass in those interviews ive seen fire and ive seen fury seen white house staff who will have to face a jury ive seen him drink a cup of water with tiny hands while hes lyin in bed watching fox friends [ cheers and applause ] down in haiti don junior for disrupting his plans called him unpatriotic and treasonous trump heard about that and bannon got canned cause trumps like a really smart, stable genius oh ive seen fire and ive seen fury ive seen so many tweets that my eyes are blurry even his own wife and kids thought you would lose now hes throwing a damn award show for fake news [ cheers and applause ] hes been going to bed at 6 00 p. M. Up at 3 00 a. M. To tweet lord knows when hes on his phone he can throw a fit you know hes had a light snack six big macs while hes watching three tvs hes turned the white house into a to
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 805, santa barbara. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh ooh. That is a hot crowd. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. Heres what people are talking about. The big story today was that congress had just one day left to prevent a government shutdown. But dont worry, it will only affect nonessential Government Employees like park rangers, museum guides, and the president. So that will be fine. [ laughter and applause ] i Guess Congress had 24 hours to pass a shortterm spending bill if they want to avoid a a shutdown. Trump told them to do their jobs, then went back to announcing the winners of a a madeup awards show. [ laughter and applause ] did you see this . Last night trump tweeted a link to his fake news awards page. But for a while, it wouldnt load. [ laughter ] his i. T. Guy was like
And featuring the legendary ots crew. Questlove 805, santa barbara. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh ooh. That is a hot crowd. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. Heres what people are talking about. The big story today was that congress had just one day left to prevent a government shutdown. But dont worry, it will only affect nonessential Government Employees like park rangers, museum guides, and the president. So that will be fine. [ laughter and applause ] i Guess Congress had 24 hours to pass a shortterm spending bill if they want to avoid a a shutdown. Trump told them to do their jobs, then went back to announcing the winners of a a madeup awards show. [ laughter and applause ] did you see this . Last night trump tweeted a link to his fake news awards page. But for a while, it wouldnt load. [ laughter ] his i. T. Guy was like [
Kelsea ballerini, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 711, too easy. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh. What a show. What a show we have tonight, you guys. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is the one to be at. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. Welcome, everybody. Welcome. Heres what people are talking about. Today Senate Republicans voted to move forward in the process to repeal and replace obamacare. Even though they dont know exactly what theyre going to be voting on. [ laughter ] thats like going into the hospital and telling the surgeon, surprise me. [ laughter and applause ] ill just get anything. Just go for it. Thats right, well, the head of the health care Voting Centers are saying that they had no clue what theyve been voting on. Then america said, hey, just like us during the election. Steve oh [ laughter and applause ] jimmy perfect. We dont know what is happening. And i guess this morning two se