And featuring the legendary ots crew. Questlove 805, santa barbara. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh ooh. That is a hot crowd. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. Heres what people are talking about. The big story today was that congress had just one day left to prevent a government shutdown. But dont worry, it will only affect nonessential Government Employees like park rangers, museum guides, and the president. So that will be fine. [ laughter and applause ] i Guess Congress had 24 hours to pass a shortterm spending bill if they want to avoid a a shutdown. Trump told them to do their jobs, then went back to announcing the winners of a a madeup awards show. [ laughter and applause ] did you see this . Last night trump tweeted a link to his fake news awards page. But for a while, it wouldnt load. [ laughter ] his i. T. Guy was like [ russian accent ] sorry, my trolls can only build so fast. [ laughter and applause ] ill get back to working on this thing. Heh heh heh. [ light laughter ] trump named the new york times, abc news and cnn as the top three reporters of fake news. His top three reporters of real news were fox news, his magic 8ball and snapple caps. [ laughter and applause ] real news. This is interesting. I read that trump actually has two cell phones that his staff nicknamed trump one and trump two. Sounds a Little Something out of a doctor seuss book. [ light laughter ] its actually no coincidence. Trump actually wrote his own doctor seuss book about himself. We got a copy. Check this out. It says, the day was beginning, i rolled up my sleeves, i put on my tie that goes past my knees. [ laughter ] too cold to go out, too hyper to snooze, so i sat in the house and bingewatched fox news. [ light laughter ] i ate some mcdonalds, i ate kfc, i ate more mcdonalds and more kfc. [ light laughter ] i went to the doctor, he said everythings fine. But even i doubt i weigh 239. [ laughter ] now the sholes in sville all gather to sing. Covfefefe covfefefe covfefefe covfefefe fefe wall [ cheers and applause ] thats not a great book for kids. [ laughter ] check this out. Dunkin donuts. I love Dunkin Donuts. Steve oh, the dunk. Jimmy Dunkin Donuts is opening some new stores around the country that are just called dunkin. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy theyre saying theyre nextgeneration stores for younger customers. But i think they might be trying a little too hard to appeal to millennials. Check out their latest ad. sup teens . Can you even . We can, cause were dunkin. Were not your parents coffee place. Lame our new stores are totally tilted. Tilted that other coffee corporate. Know what i meme . I can has coffee, meow . Rrrrreboot. [ explosion ] [ air horn ] damn, dunkin. Were so cool, were coming to hulu. Stream so fidget spin on into dunkin. Were the g. O. A. T. [ scream ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what . [ laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy yeah, i know. Its like i think theyre trying a little too hard. Steve you think theyre trying too hard . Jimmy a little bit, man. Oh, my goodness. Get this, you guys. [ laughter ] its tilted, man. Steve fidget spin your way over here. Jimmy its tilted. Yeah, fidget, yeah. [ air horn ] [ laughter ] i saw that i saw that two new axethrowing bars will open in boston this year. [ light laughter ] thats right. Boston is getting a new bar where people can try axethrowing. So far all the customers give it oneandahalf thumbs up. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, a little sports news. Sunday is the afc championship game between the patriots and the jaguars. [ cheers and applause ] but i saw that tom brady injured his hand. People said, what happened . He said, you know that new axethrowing bar . [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show for it tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy dreams. Thats my jam. Thats my jam. Wow. Guys, we have a fantastic show tonight. She is hosting saturday night live this weekend with musical guest troye sivan. Jessica chastain is here [ cheers and applause ] shes great. Steve come on. Jimmy mollys game. Oh, man. Steve oh, its so good. Jimmy plus, hes sold over 85 million albums, and is receiving critical acclaim for his performance in the assassination of Gianni VersaceAmerican Crime story. Ricky martin is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] ricky martin is joining us next steve come on jimmy and we have great music from Franz Ferdinand right there [ cheers and applause ] always ascending. Steve groovy. Jimmy plus, were having a a lip sync battle on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] steve what . What . jimmy with some huge wwe superstars tonight. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its going down. Lip sync battle. Monday night raws 25th anniversary airs this monday at 8 00 p. M. Live on usa. You dont wanna miss that. Theyre going to be out here tonight. Were going to talk. [ cheers and applause ] guys, it is time for tonight show hashtags. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] Hashtags Hashtags jimmy hey, we do this thing every week where i send out a a hashtag and we ask you guys to respond to that topic. So, since everyone is talking about the results of trumps physical this week, i sent out a hashtag called fitnessfail. And i asked you guys to send us funny or embarrassing stories about trying to get into shape. Within 30 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the u. S. So thank you for playing along. [ cheers and applause ] now i thought id share some of my favorite fitness fail stories from you guys. This first one is from tuckersoltetsa. He says, my friends dad bought a treadmill and told me, its just for show when guests come over. [ laughter and applause ] this ones from nikkinombre. She says, i bought the trx suspension Training System from the trx website. It was the only time my Credit Card Company has ever contacted me with a potential fraud alert. [ laughter and applause ] this cant be right. You would never order Something Like this, would you . Steve you got a lot of dunkin on here. [ light laughter ] jimmy this ones from zgholloway. He says, on a recent trip to the gym, i dropped the bar and hit myself in the face while benching. No one came to help, so i had to roll the bar down my entire body until i got to a point where i could lift it off myself. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh. Jimmy the old steam roller move. Yeah. This one is from jeanredden. She said, i couldnt afford a a personal trainer so i followed a lady and her trainer around the circuit. She asked me, are you copying me . i answered, are you copying me . [ laughter and applause ] its a standoff. This ones from pascooamy. She says, my husband once tried to follow the body for life diet. Day one i saw him eating cookies and i commented that it wasnt his free day. He explained that he decided to break his free day up into small chunks of time. [ laughter and applause ] steve hour here. Hour there. Jimmy ill do three hours now of free time. Steve yeah, im gonna eat this pizza here. Jimmy and then ive got 21 more hours left. Steve every week, baby. Jimmy this ones from laurabutler81. She says, i was on the treadmill and wanted to take my sweater off so i tried to do it while running. I ended up with it stuck over my head, arms in the air, unable to stop running. [ laughter and applause ] or see. Someone stop and help me come help me. Steve its just for show. Jimmy its just for show, yeah. This last ones from debraweber5. She said, my sister bought a a nordic track. It sat there so long and lonely, that her kids renamed it ignoredic track. [ laughter and applause ] there you go. Those are some of the tonight show hashtags from you guys. Check out more of our favorites. 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Please welcome, the new day [ cheers and applause ] its a new day. Yes, indeed yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, here we go, all right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, good. Yep, yep. Yep. Yeah. Jimmy mmhmm. We will be squaring off against wwe royalty. Give it up for Stephanie Mcmahon and triple h, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, ready for this . My god, please. Good to see you, pal. How are you, pal . Good to see you. How are you, buddy . Nice to see you, too. Hey, thank you, nice to see you. Yeah. Whoa. Jimmy heres how were going to do this. The new day and i are going to start by tagteam lip syncing a a wellknown song. And then stephanie and triple h, youll go after us. The winner gets bragging rights forever. Lip sync battle challenge. Well thats i mean thats good. [ cheers and applause ] thats good, right . But what do you say we up the ante a little bit . Uh lets say if we win, how about you come to our world. How about if we win, this monday night raws 25th anniversary show, you show up in brooklyn at the Barclays Center . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very busy man. They want it. Come on, jimmy. Dont let your audience down. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys want me to do this . [ cheers and applause ] yeah, ill do this. Deal, deal. You got fair fair and square. Its on. Jimmy you clearly have never seen me do this. Because ive got an advantage. Were good. Now look, we each chose a song before the show, and now our lip sync randomizer will pick which one were actually going to perform right now. You guys can wait over there. Oh, thank you, thank you. Jimmy new day, you guys chose motown philly, by boyz 2 men. [ cheers and applause ] i chose billy dont you lose my number by phil collins. [ laughter ] who . Who . Who . Who . Jimmy do you know what the billy dont you lose my you know that . Nah. Nope, nope. Billy collins . Whos Billy Collins . Jimmy phil collins. All right, well look, lets see which song well be singing. Here we go. Okay. Okay. Jimmy randomizer, come on, give me phil, give me phil. Big money, big money. Jimmy give me phil. Yeah no [ cheers and applause ] i know that one too. I know that one too. Okay. Okay. Jimmy either way, we got this one, im a pro, i can do this. Perfect. Jimmy right. Jimmy, we wont let you down. We got you. Jimmy all right, here we go, dude. Whenever youre ready. Hold up, hold up, baby. Hold up, hold up, hold up. Jimmy you can begin. Just wait until i get tagged in. Okay, here we go. Its long overdue but now philly is slammin boyz ii men a be see be be de the east coast family never skipped a beat nah while cooling on south street jet black benz plenty of friends and all the philly steaks you can eat back in school we used to dream about this every day could it really happen or do dreams just fade away yeah then we started singing them they said it sounded smooth and we started a group and here we are kickin it just for you oh [ cheers and applause ] motown phillys back again doin a little east coast fling boyz ii men going off not too hard not too soft [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] you good, you good. Thats how you do it. Jimmy stephanie we got this. Yes. Jimmy triple h. No. Jimmy you are up. All right. We got this. Im going to bring a stand if thats okay. Jimmy yeah, perfect. All right . Jimmy okay, i understand. Okay. Jimmy now, triple h, you chose the song seek and destroy by metallica. Right. Yeah. [ cheers ] jimmy stephanie, you chose how far ill go, the theme from the moana soundtrack. [ cheers and applause ] its not like you dont know the song. Jimmy lets see what youll be singing right now, please. Come on. Please please yeah [ cheers and applause ] this is fantastic. Stephanie, whenever you are ready. Oh, come on. Jimmy whenever youre ready. This will be fine. Ive been staring at the edge of the water long as i can remember never really knowing why [ laughter ] i wish i could be the perfect daughter but i come back to the water no matter how hard i try [ cheers ] every turn i take every trail i track every path i make every road leads back to the place i know where i cannot go where i long to be the line where the sky meets the sea it calls me and no one knows how far it goes if the wind in my sail on the sea stays behind me one day ill know how far ill go [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my gosh. We got to give it up right there. That was good. [ cheers and applause ] how did you do that . I know lip sync battle tag team champions, Stephanie Mcmahon, triple h, right there. [ dinging ] [ cheers and applause ] oh, my gosh, you were fantastic. Also, give it up for my partners, the new day, right there ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] you should have done more of that. That was hard to beat. You can watch monday night raw 25th anniversary this monday night at 8 00 p. M. Live on usa network. With you thats right with you jimmy ill see you there. All right, all right, all right, ill do it. [ cheers and applause ] its in Brooklyn Jimmy brooklyn, raw, monday night. Ill be there. More tonight show after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] how about these right twix® packs . Im more of a left twix® guy myself. Acting like theyre the same thing is as ignorant as saying you, a bouncer, is the same as me, a doorman. Excuse me, is there a cover . Nah, but its 5 bucks to get in. 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Com. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is an oscarnominated and golden globe winning actress who stars in the movie mollys game, which is currently in theaters. This weekend shes hosting saturday night live with musical guest troye sivan. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jessica Chastain [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Jessica Chastain. Those are some good dance moves. Jimmy yeah. Out there, not me. Jimmy oh, youre talking about them. Of course. My audience knows how to dance. Thats prerequisite for getting tickets. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming back to the show. Of course. Jimmy we did a fun sketch last time and now youre hosting saturday night live. Oh, my god jimmy this for the first time ever. And how exciting is this . I am so nervous. Jimmy you are . You cant be. Yes even today i was shooting some promos, and they had me do one, that was like, hi, im Jessica Chastain, im hosting saturday night live. and were right up and i was like, oh, my gosh, thats the one thats going to happen right before the show goes on. Jimmy thats right. And i literally couldnt say my name. So i kept saying, im jessica. Chastain. Jimmy yeah and thats the part that part wasnt even live. No, exactly. Jimmy that was the one on tape. Yeah, so well see how saturday goes. Jimmy no, its going to go fantastic. Do you have friends that have hosted before . You must. Yeah, ive got some advice, you know, from sam rockwell and gal gadot and amy schumer. [ cheers and applause ] right . Come on, how good were they . Jimmy thats good thats good advice from them. Yeah, so gal said that it should be fun for me because english is my first language. [ laughter ] jimmy very thank you, thank you, i appreciate that. Thank you. Yeah. Amy was so sweet, she said, just make sure you play everything super serious, like your life depends on it. Jimmy really . And then, sam rockwell said to make sure i drank water and stayed hydrated. Jimmy thats so sam to say that, yeah. Yeah, speaking of jimmy please, have some water, yeah. Im going to have some water jimmy yes, we have nothing but water for you. Last time you were here, mollys game hadnt come out yet, then it came out and now all these awards that youre getting nominated for awards holy crap. Jimmy and its so amazing. I know. Jimmy well, you were great. I called it when you were here. Not saying anyway. [ light laughter ] no, but i saw you were at the golden globes. This was your 5th time at the globes . Can you believe that . Jimmy i cant i feel like i just started in the industry. Yeah, my 5th time there and it was really special this year. Jimmy it was it was a a great one, huh . Yeah, it was really emotional, you know, we were all there, you know, kind of unveiling the times up movement and jimmy yeah. It was really special because it felt like it was the first time we were in control of the narrative in some way. And were all of us girls were there and it wasnt about like who wore it better, you know . Those silly shows about dresses and stuff. We were just there supporting women in every industry and thats what i love about that organization. Jimmy yeah, thats what i heard from other people, they were like, i really didnt even care if i lost the award or won the award, we were all just rooting for each other. Yeah, exactly yeah and rooting for the great thing about that night is we were raising money for women in all industries. And so it wasnt about being an actress in a way. Jimmy just hollywood and everything, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy and then oprahs speech, oh, my goodness. Oprahs speech, oh, my gosh jimmy you were there for oprahs speech . I was there i was there, you know, i had met her before. Jimmy howd that go . Not well. [ laughter ] jimmy why . Because i started crying. [ laughter ] jimmy what yes jimmy you loser [ laughter ] im such a loser. Jimmy why i know, i jimmy its just cause its oprah, you just start crying. I think i cried too when i saw oprah, yeah. Exactly. Someone grabbed me jimmy i just said, im just cutting onions. Hey, hows it going how are you, oprah . I went, oprahs there and they were like, you havent met oprah . I said, no, no, no. So they grabbed my hand and brought me over to her and she goes, hello, nice to meet you. I was like, ah and i just started crying and i said, you raised me [ laughter ] jimmy you raised me . Yeah thats how i am. Jimmy thats not weird, uh, okay. Super cool jimmy shes like, security [ laughter ] security, get her out of the building [ laughter ] yes. Jimmy but was she nice . Did you get to talk with her after . Or i dont i kind of blacked out after that moment. But the only other time i really have had any contact with oprah is i had a speech at the critics Choice Awards a few years ago and after my speech, the camera cut to her and i didnt know this until friends showed me. And she mouthed the word, wow. [ laughter ] jimmy hey, not i dont know if it was a a good wow or a bad wow. Jimmy what would the bad wow be like . Wow that was terrible. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont think she would ever do that. Thats not oprahs style. Not oprah, yeah. Jimmy so oprah saw you speak and she said, wow. She knows i exist. [ light laughter ] jimmy and after oprahs speech, they cut to you and you said, you raised me you raised me [ laughter ] jimmy that was very interesting. How lets talk about mollys game. Man, oh, man, i was i told you i was nervous watching it. I got sweats. Yup. Jimmy i felt like a a gambler. I go and im not a gambler. And i was like, whew, this is too high stakes. This is like an underground poker game and you play molly well, you explain. Yeah, so molly bloom, she was ranked third in womens moguls in north america. She had a terrible accident and she found herself in los angeles where she started running the most exclusive high stakes poker game in the world. Celebrities, sports stars, tech billionaires. Unbeknownst to her, she lets in members of the russian mafia. [ light laughter ] jimmy and it gets and its real. It gets and thats whats crazy, when i first read the script i thought, okay, this is hollywood added some juice to this. And then i realized, oh, no, its all online. Its real. Jimmy no, thats absolutely you can look it up. Yeah. Jimmy it definitely happened, yeah. Shes a real person, yeah, absolutely. And shes youve probably seen her a bunch yeah. Jimmy but shes got to be proud of what happened, right . I mean, this movies great. Nominated for baftas and yeah. Jimmy i mean, you name it. I mean i hope i think shes proud. The first time she saw it, she was sitting behind me, which was a little stressful. And her dad was crying behind me. And i was like, oh, my gosh. But afterwards jimmy he was like, i raised you. I really did, though. [ laughter ] this time i really did. I actually like you raised me on screens. Jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah. I want to show everyone a clip. Youre fantastic. Heres Jessica Chastain in mollys game. Take a look at this. Im going to stop paying you. What do you mean . As my assistant. Are you firing me . Im not firing you, im just going to stop paying you. You get paid once a week from the game, it doesnt seem fair. But i also have a job working for you 24 hours a day. And if you hadnt come to that job, you wouldnt have the game. You understand what im saying . I understand each of the words that youre saying, but i dont understand what youre look 24 hours a day, every day. Youre going to stop paying me to do that job because im making too much money doing my second job . And if i say no ill lose both jobs because it doesnt seem fair . 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Youve been really outspoken about womens issues in hollywood. Yeah. Im really excited to be a part of the movement for a better female representation, because female roles have been so underwritten. [ cheers and applause ] especially compared to male roles and actually i brought something that i think might help illustrate the difference if you want to help me out. Jimmy um sure, sure, sure. Sorry to put you on the spot. What do you think . Come on, guys. Jimmy yeah, i can do it. Right . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right, now what are these now, what are these . These are okay. Well, i would like to read its movie scenes. Jimmy uhhuh. And im going to read the male roles, and youre going to read the female roles. [ laughter ] sounds easy enough. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy lets head down to the stage. Okay. Jimmy i love it. Oh, cool. All right, here we go. This is great. Because youve never acted with me before but get ready, man. Get ready. Jimmy all right, jessica, what are we reading first . Okay, the first one is a a romantic comedy. Jimmy i love them. And in this scene, a woman and a man weve just kind of bumped into each other on the street. Jimmy all right, im the woman and youre the man. Yes. Okay. Jimmy very good. Oh, excuse me. I didnt see you there. Jimmy no, it was my fault. Im so clumsy and i youll have to forgive me. I was lost in thought contemplating how small we are in this vast universe. Nothing but a speck of dust. And the only thing that could give me purpose is someone to grab on to and join me as i float through this endless world of confusion. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] i know what you must be thinking. What are the chances that i bump into this guy on this exact day when i find myself yearning for something more . You must be thinking [ laughter ] finally, someone who really gets me. [ chuckling ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah. Mmhmm. Jimmy yeah. So thats the first one. Howd it feel . Jimmy not so great. I barely got to speak there. [ laughter ] but i tried my hardest. Exactly. Jimmy okay, we have another example right here. Yeah. This one is from an action movie. Jimmy love action movies. Okay, in this scene, a man and a woman, theyre catching their breath after being chased by a bunch of bad guys. Jimmy okay, good, ive got this one. Okay. Jimmy let me get in character. Okay. Ready . Jimmy yeah. They ran to the corner. Were out of ammo. You wait here. When they hit the loading dock ill sneak up behind one of their guys and ill kick their gun free. Ill take down as many of them as i can. But i got to hurry because the clocks ticking. I wont let you down you stay here and wait [ light laughter ] jimmy all right, ill tell you what [ cheers and applause ] that one, i i didnt get to speak at all in that one, so yeah, there you go. [ laughter ] jimmy okay. Very good. I see your point. Now lets do one more, jessica. Do you have any scenes where the woman has any more lines . Oh, actually, yeah. The last one is from a scifi movie. The female character in this scene is showcasing her crew how they can fight off enemy star ships. Jimmy lets do this. Ill show you whats up. So, youll get to speak a a lot more. Jimmy here we go. Jimmy commander, there is no need to take down the entire fleet. If the artillery if the artillery alone [ laughter ] you sure you want more lines . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy its like cold read here. Oh, okay. Jimmy yeah. If the artillery alone cant stop them from infiltrating our system, then well use the backup well use the backup processes to target the ships turbines at velocity of 26 kilometers per second. My Research Shows this is a a foolproof plan. This is it. This is our last chance. No, thanks. Jimmy all right. Thats it. [ cheers and applause ] i should have rehearsed. I see what youre saying. Yes jimmy i see what youre saying there. Well, you know, luckily the industry, its changing a lot lately. And we have campaigns like times up that, you know, theyre working towards positive change. Jimmy guys, go to timesupnow. Com. Come on [ cheers and applause ] jimmy learn more about the campaign, working towards safety and equality toward everyone not just in entertainment, but across every industry. [ cheers and applause ] Jessica Chastain, everybody that is my line well be right back with ricky martin, everybody jimmy well be right back with ricky martin, everybody well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] dear january, were sorry. Weve made you all diets and cleanses. Thing is, food isnt a resolution. Its fuel for our resolutions. Fuel to power us, made for us. Its whole grains, fruit and iron. Protein, almonds and quinoa. Food that keeps us strong. January. You deserve better. Youre not a bad month. Youre our beginning. Special k. Of being there for my sons winning shot. That was it for me. 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Say hello to a talented, hardworking man, ricky martin, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you for coming back. Yeah thank you for having me. Jimmy i want to talk about this role. You are unbelievable. But first true. Jimmy i want to get say congratulations. Last time we talked to you, you were you were engaged. Yeah. Jimmy and now you are married. Babam jimmy yeah, you got it, man. [ cheers and applause ] heres you and your beautiful family right here on the cover of architectural digest right there. [ audience aws ] aw. Jimmy look at that. How cute is that . Oh, my god. [ light laughter ] im a im so proud. Jimmy you im so proud jimmy come on. My kids jimmy youre a family man. Come on. [ cheers and applause ] how cool is that, right . So beautiful. Its been its been amazing. Jimmy yeah. Its been a beautiful year. Jimmy yeah, i mean, really. Well, you also busy, busy, busy, busy. Jimmy busy working, but also doing a lot for relief for puerto rico, which i got to say thank you for doing that. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] and thank you so much for everything youve done there. Its been amazing. Jimmy oh, they cant stop thinking. I mean, you cant stop right now. Nope. Jimmy its not over. Its not over. I mean 50 almost 50 of the island still without power and without electricity and kids cant go to school because of this. So we are still working really hard. And we are going to build homes and we have a very beautiful [ audience member shouts ] yeah, yeah. Jimmy yeah. Yeah, absolutely. [ cheers and applause ] were going to keep building, building, building. Jimmy oh, yeah. For sure. We have to. Jimmy yeah, you cant forget about that. You cant stop. Jimmy anything you can do and help would be great. I know that you just extended your residency at the monte carlo. Were going were going back to vegas. Jimmy yeah, thats right, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] we have a beautiful residency. If you go to vegas, please come join us. Starting in march, until july. Jimmy i want to come. I want to check you out. But a portion of the proceeds go to the ricky martin foundation, right . For puerto rico. Jimmy for puerto rico. Yeah, absolutely. For the relief. For sure. [ cheers and applause ] so if you go, you will be helping the island which is amazing. Jimmy if you go to youcaring. Com rickymartin. So far youve raised 4. 5 million. Yes, and that is [ cheers and applause ] jimmy dont stop and im very thankful, i say this with every interview but its because of people like you that donated 5 here. Jimmy yep. Jimmy and 10 there. And weve made it so far and we want more because we our goal is 6 million in order for us to cover as much as we can but its been its been amazing. So thank you, everyone, thank you. Jimmy thank you for doing please. Anything we can do. [ cheers and applause ] i thank you. Now lets talk about the Gianni Versace this movie. It is the assassination of Gianni Versace. [ exhales ] yeah. I know. Ryan murphy, this guy is just killing it, right . Jimmy home runs, dude. Brilliant. Jimmy if you like the o. J. Of course. Jimmy did you see the o. J. Thing that he did . Ryan murphy. Of, course, of course. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, amazing. Jimmy everybody, its fantastic. This is now a totally different scene. But i think he tackles i think what he tackled with o. J. Was racism. Of course. Jimmy and what he tackled here was homophobia. In the 90s. Homophobia. Yeah, so i received a phone call from ryan murphy. He goes, rick, i think i have something for you. And im like jimmy do you know him . Ryan, let me think about it. You know . [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Hello, ill do it. Hi, ryan, i didnt know it was you. Its ryan. I mean, you, as an actor, you feel protected. He does everything he does is amazing. And he calls me and goes, what do you think about this . And im like, of course, i really want to do this. And im like, whos going to play donatella, for example . And he said, Penelope Cruz. And i peed a little bit because [ laughter ] i know this one jimmy as one does. As one does. You go, hold up, one second. Penelope jimmy i have to change my pants. Okay, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] i love jimmy let me put some diapers on. Do it, go through the rest of the cast. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my gosh. All right, hold on. Penelope. Jimmy yeah, exactly. And then, obviously, darren and edgar and he jimmy Penelope Cruz is fantastic in it, too. Oscarwinner. And shes brilliant. Jimmy oh. Shes brilliant and i have i have jimmy Edgar Ramirez has how much does he even look like Gianni Versace . Its insane and i jimmy how do you even know that he looks like that. I was i was in a fitting and edgar walks in as gianni. The first time i saw him, i started crying. I started like so i said, edgar, if you ever doubt of how youve how you look focus on my first reaction. It was it really was very honest and sincere. Im very, very happy to be working with this cast. Its been amazing. Jimmy i didnt realize. I dont remember this story. I mean, i kind of remember when they caught him eventually. It was after the Gianni Versace. It was after that. Yeah. Jimmy but then they go, he killed, like, five other guys or something and i go, wait, what . Yeah, its one of those things that, you know jimmy its sloppy murder. Its gay man killing gay men so turn the other way let it allow it to happen. And that is not supposed to be happening. Jimmy no. And we have to be constantly talking about this because history will repeat itself and we cannot we cannot allow this to happen. This is it is just jimmy no, absolutely it stops [ cheers and applause ] this story about human rights, social justice, and im just very, very, very, very happy to be a part of this project. Jimmy i want to show a a clip. Here is ricky martin and Penelope Cruz in the assassination of Gianni VersaceAmerican Crime story. Check this out. [ crying ] thats not what i need from you right now. What do you need from me . What were you saying to the police . I dont know, they were asking some questions. About giannis life. What about my brothers life . They will find out, donatella. What . What will they find out . Everything. Nothing was ever asked of you. Except to take care of him. You couldnt even do that. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it is well done, buddy. Thank you. Jimmy our thanks to Ricky Martin Versace airs wednesdays at 10 00 p. M. On fx. We have music from Franz Ferdinand after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] at Stanford Health care, we can now simulate the exact anatomy of a patients brain before surgery. If we can do that, imagine what we can do for seizures. And if we can fix damaged heart valves without open heart surgery, imagine what we can do for an irregular heartbeat, even high blood pressure. If we can use analyze each patients Breast Cancer to personalize their treatment, imagine what we can do for the conditions that affect us all. Imagine what we can do for you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they are a fivetime grammynominated band whose long awaited new album always ascending is out february 9th. Performing the title track, give it up for Franz Ferdinand. [ cheers and applause ] cirrus caress you cumulus kiss you raindrops of crystal whisper well miss you but go let go always and always and always ascending the opening line leaves an uncertain ending always always and always ascending the pause the progression but ah never going to resolve never going to resolve never going to resolve never going to resolve never going to resolve never going to resolve never going to resolve never going to resolve talk to me talk to me come on talk to me talk to me yeah talk to me talk to me ah and then wake me up come on wake me up waking up dry waking up dusty feeling remorse feeling thirsty bring me a cup bring me water we can ascend from this arrangement we can see fate as entertainment bring me a cup bring me water bring me water always and always and always ascending the shepard misleads so you think youre transcending always always and always ascending the chords seem to pause but ah never going to resolve never going to resolve never going to resolve never going to resolve never going to resolve never going to resolve never going to resolve never going to resolve talk to me talk to me come on talk to me talk to me yeah talk to me talk to me ah come on wake me up come on wake me up waking up dry waking up dusty feeling remorse feeling thirsty bring me a cup bring me water bring me water bring me water bring me water bring me water cirrus caress you cumulus kiss you raindrops of crystal whisper well miss you but go let go [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Franz Ferdinand, everybody. Nice to see you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Fantastic. Franz ferdinand [ cheers and applause ] catch them on their world tour now. My thanks to Jessica Chastain, ricky martin, triple h, Stephanie Mcmahon, the new day. Franz ferdinand right there [ cheers and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight catherine zetajones. From portlandia actress and comedian carrie brownstein. Music from glen hansard. Featuring the 8g band with john stanier. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, everybody. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] thats fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. President trump yesterday bragged about his cognitive test scores, claiming that he scored the highest out of all his predecessors. For context, here is the test he is so proud he passed