Just yesterday morning breitbart announced you were gone down in the book put an end to you thought you were besties but i guess i was wrong shouldnt have dissed trumps ass in those interviews ive seen fire and ive seen fury seen white house staff who will have to face a jury ive seen him drink a cup of water with tiny hands while hes lyin in bed watching fox friends [ cheers and applause ] down in haiti don junior for disrupting his plans called him unpatriotic and treasonous trump heard about that and bannon got canned cause trumps like a really smart, stable genius oh ive seen fire and ive seen fury ive seen so many tweets that my eyes are blurry even his own wife and kids thought you would lose now hes throwing a damn award show for fake news [ cheers and applause ] hes been going to bed at 6 00 p. M. Up at 3 00 a. M. To tweet lord knows when hes on his phone he can throw a fit you know hes had a light snack six big macs while hes watching three tvs hes turned the white house into
Just yesterday morning breitbart unced you were gone down in the book put an end to you thought you were besties but i guess i was wrong shouldnt have dissed trumps ass in those interviews ive seen fire and ive seen fury seen white house staff who will have to face a jury ive seen him drink a cup of water with tiny hands while hes lyin in bed watching fox friends [ cheers and applause ] down in haiti don junior for disrupting his plans called him unpatriotic and treasonous trump heard about that and bannon got canned cause trumps like a really smart, stable genius oh ive seen fire and ive seen fury ive seen so many tweets that my eyes are blurry even his own wife and kids thought you would lose now hes throwing a damn award show for fake news [ cheers and applause ] hes been going to bed at 6 00 p. M. Up at 3 00 a. M. To tweet lord knows when hes on his phone he can throw a fit you know hes had a light snack six big macs while hes watching three tvs hes turned the white house into a to
And featuring the legendary ots crew. Questlove 734, michigan steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, thank you very much thank you very much welcome. Thank you very much. Welcome, everybody. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. You look good. New york city, baby. Lets get to some news here. I saw that President Trump spent the weekend at camp david with his entire cabinet. [ light laughter ] not for meetings, he just didnt want to be alone after seeing the movie it. He was like [ cheers and applause ] john kelly. Have john kelly check under my bed again. [ light laughter ] meanwhile, education secretary betsy devos is going on a back to school tour this week and will visit wyoming, colorado, nebraska, kansas, missouri, and indiana. [ light laughter ] betsy says shes excited because shes never been out of the country before. [ laughter ] really excited. [ cheer
And featuring the legendary ots crew. Questlove 734, michigan steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, thank you very much thank you very much welcome. Thank you very much. Welcome, everybody. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. You look good. New york city, baby. Lets get to some news here. I saw that President Trump spent the weekend at camp david with his entire cabinet. [ light laughter ] not for meetings, he just didnt want to be alone after seeing the movie it. He was like [ cheers and applause ] john kelly. Have john kelly check under my bed again. [ light laughter ] meanwhile, education secretary betsy devos is going on a back to school tour this week and will visit wyoming, colorado, nebraska, kansas, missouri, and indiana. [ light laughter ] betsy says shes excited because shes never been out of the country before. [ laughter ] really excited. [ cheer