[ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you very much. Oh, that was uncomfortable. [ laughter ] everybody, thank you for joining in tonight. Im jimmy, im the host. Im the captain of the dance team here at the show. For the first time in about four years, its looking like theres no need to feel down. Ding dong the witch hunt is almost dead. [ laughter ] the winged monkeys are about to fly out of the white house. The cowardly liars hitting the yellow brick road. I would not want to be Donald Trumps my pillow tonight. He is liable to chew right through that thing. What a day for the president. Pennsylvania, georgia turned out to be bluer than Mitch Mcconnells hands. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the presumptive president elect, joe biden, addressed the nation tonight. This is unprecedented. A spokesperson for joe biden said the United States government is perfectly capable of escorting trespassers out of the white house. [ laughter ] in other words, hit the road, maralago, youre g
That doesnt happen at 30 rock. Jimmy here is chris and his jimmy franny, franny, are you ready for the show tonight brother scott evans. We have a big show tonight jimmy where is he . Yo, come on, my man do you know who is on the show tonight . Whats up how are you . Captain america. Jimmy im great. Yes, captain america is on everything is great. The show tonight i cant complain chris evans is on the show tonight. Knock on wood, were all healthy also, we have kane brown, good together. Yeah. Music from kane brown. Jimmy and are you missing l. A. No, you like him he is good a little bit. Guess who else is on the show. Who but like were in a very nice place right now, and its just like were playing activities. Who writes elephant and piggy book . Mo willems. Were acting like were kids thats right again. Mo willems is on the show. Mario cards dont let the pigeon drive the whiffle ball, whiffle ball is the thing right now. Jimmy oh my god. Whats your pitch . Bus. I can throw a mean curveba
Conditions prompted the move. People in hospitality industry, not happy, jean. Reporter theyre not only ones, jessica. Oracles week long event keeps workers at Moscone Center busy. But its moving to las vegas. Economic hit to San Francisco. Oracle open world took over Mosconi Center delivering thousands of people and millions of dollars to San Francisco but oracle isnt renewing the contract. Travel email blames h conditions for signing threeyear convention deal in las vegas. President of the Handlery Hotel says its a tremendous loss. You dont replace a conference that represents 63,000 rooms. Just hotel rooms. Reporter its a 64 million annual hit for the city. Hotels, restaurants, retailers lose out next three years. We need the city to step up. Reporter John Handlery says its past time for city hall to address concerns about People Living on the streets. Scientists attending geophysical conference says theres big city hotel rates. Streets, mixed reviews. Not any issues i can tell. Lot
Questlove 1173 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much, everybody. What a crowd what a great crowd already welcome everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. Thank you so much for being here [ cheers and applause weve got a great show for you guys tonight well you guys, this is huge, earlier today, House Democrats unveiled the official articles of impeachment against president trump, which the media called giant, historic, and a very big deal. Thats right, the impeachment has now reached baby yoda status [ laughter ] as she announced the charges against trump, nancy pelosi called it a solemn day. Yeah, you could barely tell she was flossing behind the podium [ laughter ] the charges against the president are very grave a solemn day. [ cheers and applause at the press conference, adam schiff said for congress, the impeachment is not a matter of facts, it is rather a question of duty. Trump heard that and was like, hey, speaking of question of
Musical guest charlie puth. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 678, atl steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thank you guys very much. Thank you for being here. Thank you for watching. Welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] youre watching the right show, baby. Big show tonight. Im your host, jimmy fallon. You guys, what a show we have for you tonight. Steve whoa. [ cheers ] jimmy the next president of the united states, dwayne the rock johnson is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] lets get to some news here, you guys. Theres yet another scandal. Thats right. A recording just came out from a closed door meeting where republican congressman Kevin Mccarthy says he thinks Vladimir Putin actually pays donald trump. [ audience oohs ] trump said he never accepted any money from putin because he was paid entirely in kfc gift cards. [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats not