Musical guest charlie puth. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 678, atl steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thank you guys very much. Thank you for being here. Thank you for watching. Welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] youre watching the right show, baby. Big show tonight. Im your host, jimmy fallon. You guys, what a show we have for you tonight. Steve whoa. [ cheers ] jimmy the next president of the united states, dwayne the rock johnson is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] lets get to some news here, you guys. Theres yet another scandal. Thats right. A recording just came out from a closed door meeting where republican congressman Kevin Mccarthy says he thinks Vladimir Putin actually pays donald trump. [ audience oohs ] trump said he never accepted any money from putin because he was paid entirely in kfc gift cards. [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats not steve its not money. Jimmy doesnt count. Steve its not money. Jimmy technically in the same recording paul ryan can be heard telling his colleagues not to leak any information. [ laughter ] and everyone agreed. Except for the person who was making that recording. But everyone else. [ applause ] person kept recording the conversation, actually, ryans exact quote was whats said in the family stays in the family. [ light laughter ] sounds less like a congressman from wisconsin, more like a a congressman from new jersey. Its like, hey. [ cheers ] keep it in the family, capisce . [ laughter ] thats for you. [ laughter ] meanwhile, trump started tweeting again. Today he criticized the russia investigation, saying, this is the single greatest witch hunt of a politician in american history. [ light laughter ] then one guy was like, do you still want to see my birth certificate . [ laughter and applause ] steve oh hey ho. Hey, ho jimmy not exactly the worst. Thats right, trump called it a a witch hunt. Then he sent out a tweet that said, ill get you, james comey, and your little memo, too. [ laughter and applause ] literally, yeah. The whole thing has just been a a big mess for the white house. I guess after it came out that trump shared classified information with the russians, one staffer texted their friend, fml. [ light laughter ] and that friend texted back, new scandal, who dis . [ applause ] thats a lot of scandals. Steve a lot of them. Jimmy actually, the Washington Post reports that some white house staffers have already started looking for other jobs. Yeah. A lot of them posted their resumes on the job hunting site iworkedforamonster. Com. Steve really . [ applause ] ho jimmy but trump could be in some real legal trouble with all these scandals. And to prove he knows a lot about the law, he actually put out his own textbook where he gives definitions to some common legal terms. Lets take a look at what he wrote. Yeah. For example, for subpoena, he wrote, that girl who was a teenage witch. [ laughter ] subpoena the teenage witch. Steve thats sabrina. Jimmy he wrote it. Steve i guess youre right, yeah. Jimmy next, for precedent, he put, what i am. [ laughter ] precedent of the united next, for appeal, he wrote, the part of the banana you dont eat. [ laughter ] steve well, that is true. Jimmy that is true. Steve that is a fact. Jimmy yet again, false. Next, for homicide, he put, when your pita comes with sabra. [ laughter ] steve oh okay. A side of hummus. Jimmy a side of humus. [ laughter ] thats a stretch, and yall went along with it. And i appreciate that. I love you guys for doing that. [ applause ] on the side. Steve well give you that extra. Jimmy on the side, please. Yeah. [ light laughter ] steve a wall of gyro. [ light laughter ] jimmy next up, for Supreme Court he wrote, like a normal court but with sour cream and guac. [ laughter ] make it a Supreme Court. [ laughter ] and finally for a jury he wrote, the main guy on seinfeld. well, its jerry seinfeld. Thats totally wrong. [ cheers and applause ] keep trying. Steve he tries so hard. Jimmy tomorrow trump will leave for saudi arabia, even though he publicly bashed the country while he was campaigning. The only way staffers got him to go was by telling him he gets to meet aladdin and princess jasmine. [ laughter ] get him on the plane, get him over there. Guys, i heard that a princess in japan is giving up her royal status so she can marry a a commoner. Which is something shell definitely bring up in every single fight she has with her husband. [ laughter ] your friends are coming over for dinner . I gave up being a princess for you. Guys, this is everywhere. Apparently the latest fashion trend is rompers for men. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers ] theyre calling them romphims. [ laughter ] not romphers, romphims. Yeah. This is real. Take a look at the video they put up here. [ laughter ] jimmy toddlers are like oh my god, is that what we look like . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve romphims, romphims, romphims. Jimmy you have one, dont you . [ laughter ] i knew you did. I knew you did. A lot of people are excited about this, you guys. The new season of the bachelorette kicks off on monday. Oh, man. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, abc says it has the most diverse cast in franchise history. So finally, yeah, america gets to see the most embarrassing people from all ethnicities. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots right there, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Guys, we have a fantastic show tonight. Hes the biggest movie star in the world. Hes hosting saturday night live. [ cheers and applause ] Dwayne Johnson is in the house. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats the Season Finale of saturday night live. Theyve had a great season. Dwayne and i are going to talk about his new movie baywatch, which is super funny. [ cheers ] and then were going to play a a fun new game called blow your mind. Steve ooh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy first time ever. Brandnew game. Everyones going to be playing it. This is going to be giant. Steve gonna sweep the nation. Jimmy all the kids are going to do it. Steve its going to swiffer the whole country. [ light laughter ] jimmy plus, from the Netflix SeriesUnbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, the lovely, the talented ellie kemper is here [ cheers and applause ] steve come on. Jimmy i know. The creator of that show, tina fey today is her birthday. Steve aw. Jimmy so happy birthday, tina fey. [ cheers and applause ] and also today is my wifes birthday, nancy. [ cheers and applause ] hi, nancy i love you happy birthday i love you, i love you. We have great music tonight. Man, this guy is just talented, man. He can play any instrument. He just he writes his own songs. Hes just fantastic. Love this guy. Charlie puth is here tonight. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love that dude. Guys, it is time for tonight show hashtags. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] Hashtags Hashtags jimmy hey, guys, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to respond to that topic. So because the big story this week has been trump disclosing classified information, i sent out a hashtag called my weird secret. [ light laughter ] i asked you to guys send us a a funny, weird or embarrassing secret about yourself. These were really fun. This first one is from exyuppie. He says, i like to do my atm transactions in spanish because it makes me feel like i aced a a test when the money comes out. [ laughter ] [ applause ] steve si. Jimmy si. This is from 2spockshakur. [ laughter ] 2 spock. Steve yeah, come on. Jimmy he says, i stretch my tshirts out before going to the gym so that my personal trainer thinks i lost weight. [ laughter ] thats brilliant. Steve thats good. Jimmy thats smart. Steve i do that just so theyll fit. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] this is one is from clarac91. She says, i work security at a a hospital and will sometimes deactivate cute doctors badges so they have to come see me to fix it. [ laughter and applause ] steve my i. D. Doesnt work. Jimmy we could have saved her life. [ laughter ] this ones from annadimmy1. She says, sometimes when i eat junk food and feel bad, i whisper to myself, its for a a good cause. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers ] your Mental Wellbeing . I dont know. This ones from gooutinjoy. She says, my neighbors have a a lion statue in their driveway thats holding one paw up. I give it an exploding fist bump every time i go by. [ laughter and applause ] this ones from ecdaw. She says, i cant snap my fingers, so when i need to snap, i make the snapping sounds with my tongue while doing the approximate motion with my fingers. [ laughter and applause ] [ snapping sounds ] once youre a jet, youre a a jet [ laughter ] this ones from food4menotu. [ laughter ] steve a lot of foodies tonight. Wow. Food 4 me not u. Jimmy food 4 me not u. Like a prince song. Steve like prince, yeah. Jimmy she says, when i was little i would lick our cat because i thought she missed her cat family. [ laughter ] steve oh. [ choking noise ] [ laughter ] jimmy this last one is from ctrlaltdelight. Steve oh, busted. [ laughter ] jimmy he says, when i try to be funny on twitter i always picture someone reading it and saying, this guy is good. [ laughter ] hey, this guy is good there you have it. Those are our hashtags. To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Stick around. Well be right back with Dwayne Johnson [ cheers and applause ] you might not ever just stand there, looking at it. You may never even sit in the back seat. 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[ cheers and applause ] hes also hosting the Season Finale of saturday night live this weekend with musical guest katy perry. Please welcome, the one, the only Dwayne Johnson [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Dwayne Johnson. Hey, how are you no, no. [ laughter ] how you doing, buddy . Great to see you, man good. Good to see you, man, as always. Jimmy now, last time we had a good to see you guys. Jimmy oh, yeah. They love you. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i got to say last time we had a a great time. We hung out all day in orlando. In orlando. Yes. Jimmy that was the most fun. We dressed up. We had these giant mascot heads of ourselves yes. Jimmy and we ran around the park. Ran around the park. Jimmy we hugged like a a hundred people each between both of us. We took selfies. It was crazy. Jimmy it was it was the hottest thing, but we had fans inside our big mascot ma and everything. I guess let me clarify. You had a fan. Jimmy sorry. [ laughter ] i have a bigger head. I have a bigger head. The star of the show had one. Jimmy i have a bigger head than you. But respect to all the mascots out there. I get what you go through. Respect, by the way. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Yeah, exa we were doin we were in there for like four hours or something but anyways. Thank you for doing that. You always put your all into everything. And thanks for having me down, man. Jimmy i mean, the fate of the furious did, i think since that release came out, 1. Something billion dol billion dollars. It was crazy. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, thank you. Jimmy 1. 1 billion, Something Like that. It was some version of it. Jimmy billion dollars. Yeah. Jimmy im serious. Come on. It was awesome. Were talking billions now . It was awesome. Thats just the craziest thing ever. Thank you guys for that support. It really means a lot. Jimmy wow, youre great on screen. Thank you. [ applause ] jimmy lift a dude up sideways. Come on, you know it. Lift him up sideways. Jimmy you know how you got to i redirected a torpedo with my bare hands. Jimmy yes. [ cheers ] thats what you got to do. Yes. Jimmy then you come out look. Look at this is magazine cover. So this is like ahh, there you go. Jimmy you did the cover its a combination of the rock right there. I got say this photo shoot in this is unbelievable. No one does it like you. Yeah. Well, thank you. Jimmy you put some work into it. Theres got to be 30 setups of different shoots here. Sexy [ cheers ] yep. Jimmy sexy there. Thats another one. I mean there was yes. There [ cheers ] jimmy i mean its fantastic. Any time i can dress like a a butterfly, i mean, thats a a cool one there. Jimmy look at that. Come on. [ audience ohs ] i mean how great is so i got to tell you, with gq it was the best experience with those guys. And peggy sirota, phenomenal photographer. Jimmy ahh thats what im saying. I love peggy sirota. Shes the best. She did that. We were all around venice beach. And we had i had a blast. Jimmy it looks like it would have taken like three weeks to do all that. We did all that in one day, by the way. Yeah. Jimmy this is like 30 setups. Its just it was a lot of setups, a a lot of hard work. Jimmy its a great great photos, but a great article as well. Yeah. Thank you. Jimmy and theres issue that the reporter brings up and this is the possibility of you running for president. And people took that [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy people took that story and ran with it. Ran. Jimmy it is bigger than any story. Its still running. Jimmy its still running around. Why are people making such a a connection or such a big deal about this . I mean i think well, this story, this profile came out, and i would be remiss to say if i didnt mention her name. Katie weaver is a really brilliant writer. And the story has blown up because it was so wonderfully written. Very, very witty. She was amazing. But in it, as we were talking about it she goes, would you ever consider running for president . I said, yeah, of course, i would consider it. And how this surge and the groundswell [ laughter ] since then has really been amazing. And i got to tell you and ill tell you guys, too, im so incredibly flattered that, you know, theres a National Poll that just came out this past week. Jimmy yeah. Like real news channels. Like real news channels, real National Poll that brought together republicans and democrats saying that i would beat donald trump if we had an election today. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy absolutely. To become president. And i was ive really been blown away, right . And its so flattering. And i think you have to question why. I think its because, you know, a lot of people want to see a a different Leadership Today im sorry, not different but better Leadership Today, right . A better leadership. [ applause ] i think more poised, less noise and i also think that i think over the years ive become a guy that a lot of people kind of relate to, get up early in the morning at a a ridiculous hour, go to work and spend time with the troops, take care of my family. I love taking care of people. And i think that kind of thing really resonates with people, especially today. I love coming here to the tonight show crowd. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we love you. I mean, really. Ive been blown away. And im very flattered by it. 3 1 2 years is a long ways away. So well see. Jimmy i love that. And i love that heres the theme. So the cover is so its being parodied and done. Oh, yeah. Jimmy people are doing this and now its become a hashtag, now its even grown into a a contest. Yes, so people started doing this they did their best version of this, and we turned it into a contest. Rock the gq cover. So the contest is everybodys been tagging my instagram with their picture of trying to do this cover. Jimmy rockthegqcover. Rock the gq cover. Jimmy uhhuh. Right. You got to go give me your best creative most best performance funniest performance there. And the winner, when we pick a a winner, im going to rent out an entire theater for them. Theyre going to invite all their friends, all their family, popcorn on me, soda on me, weed on me. No, im only kidding. Jimmy no, no, no. [ cheers and applause ] listen [ laughter ] no. Jimmy no, no. No. Not that kind of party. Jimmy hes not paying for the popcorn. [ laughter ] absolutely not. Thats too much money. Thats when youve crossed the line. Jimmy even with free refills its not worth it. Its a lot of popcorn. Hes not doing all that. Yeah. But thanks to everybody jimmy but theyll throw a like almost like a premiere. Its a private screening. Its a private screening for them. And its been awesome. And fans are great. Any time, you know, you create contests like this where they can get involved and its really, really. Jimmy we got a one person that entered and i think this is pretty cool. This is a contender. And i just think thats pretty good right there. [ audience aws ] oh, my god. Jimmy not bad. I mean [ laughter ] jimmy thats not bad. That is awesome. [ cheers and applause ] rock the gq. I love that. Jimmy rock the gq cover. Thats my kid. Jimmy lets talk about baywatch. Yeah. Jimmy this is it, now, its reality. [ cheers and applause ] there it is. Jimmy coming out this summer for memorial day weekend. I mean its coming out the thursday of the weekend. The long weekend. Cant wait. Jimmy its a big, big, big comedy. Big comedy. Theres a thousand jokes in it. Its a thousand jokes. Rated r. We really went for it. And this the movies been with me for five years now. So its been like my baby and a a passion project. And so happy to deliver because, by the way, its like with baywatch. Heres what i didnt know until we started doing the research five years ago. Baywatch is the most Successful Television show ever. Jimmy yes. Thats true. Ever. I know, its crazy and we love baywatch. But it also we knew five years ago, oh, its got some challenges. Right . It comes with a little bit of baggage because its an 80s tv show. Jimmy yeah. So the idea is how can we make it cool . How do we make it hip . How can we make the action awesome. And how can we make how can we create rated r jokes that will stand the test of time . Jimmy yeah. And we did. Jimmy yeah, you did. [ cheers ] and also, you got you and zac efron to take your shirts off, too, yeah, so that helps. [ cheers ] people enjoy that. Now you dont have to we dont want to know spoilers or anything. But clearly you work on the beach and youre lifeguards and youre saving peoples lives and stuff like that but yes. Jimmy please tell me, maybe just hint at, maybe just wink at me. Is there a possibility of a a cameo of either David Hasselhoff or Pamela Anderson . Okay. Uh lets see, if i kick my right leg that means theres a a possibility of a cameo of one. Jimmy okay. If i kick my left leg, that means both of them are in the movie. Okay, ready . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the left. Thats the left leg we have a clip heres Dwayne Johnson and zac efron in baywatch, thats the left leg. Jimmy in theaters next thursday check it out oh, my gosh. Shut your mouth. Youre going to get us caught. Im laying on a dead old lady. Well, shes not going to bite you, for christs sakes. Will you shut up . Something just dripped on me. Shut your mouth. What do think alright. Oh, my gosh. Shush. It did it again. Somethings dripping on me. Listen to me. Formaldehyde melts fat. What . Thats whats dripping on your face. Sit there and shut up. God damn it. Keep it together. Thats it. Im out. No blah, blah. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes a great guy, man. Hes awesome. I love zac efron. Jimmy i love that guy. Hes the best. Hes the best. Jimmy baywatch, everybody. Dwayne johnson and i are playing a big new game after the break. Stick around, everybody. Its going to be fun [ cheers and applause ] we know how it feels to be treated like a trophy. Waxed, buffed, and shined. Driven to award shows, parties and across so many silver screens. We have seen the glory come, go, and come again. But a cadillac is no trophy. No museum piece. This is our future. And it will inspire every car that follows. Intermission is over. This is how we drive the world forward. Quin was crazy about curls. But it took a twist of fate to find a highend curler at such a head turning price. And thats the beauty of a store full of surprises. You never know what youre gonna find, but you know youre gonna love it. This isay selfie mazing. All girls selfie you must be hashtag devastated. Thanks captain obvious. Selfies arent always rewarding. But hotels. Com is. 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[ laughter and applause ] you will be blasted in the face from the tube in front of you. Make the right choice, and your opponent gets their mind blown. Jimmy alright, okay. Questlove the first fact is for dwayne. True or false. There are more stars in our universe than grains of sand on all the beaches on planet earth . False. Jimmy wait, wait, wait. Hold on a second. Do you know that . More stars in the universe than grains of sand on all the beaches . You think no, thats got to be false, right . Its false. Jimmy wait. I dont want to be i dont want my mind blown. [ laughter ] yes, you do. Jimmy are you sure . Yes, you do. I am absolutely positive. Jimmy alright, hes locking it in . I remember this. Jimmy okay. Questlove gentlemen, whats your answer . False. Questlove the answer may surprise you. [ light laughter ] [ buzzer ] [ cheers ] its true can we see that again in slow motion . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy wow. Nice. Questlove the next fact is for you, jimmy. Jimmy okay, yeah, yeah. Questlove jimmy, if laid out end to end, the human small intestine would be longer than a football field . Truth or a lie . Jimmy you know, you could be acting like its so obvious. I know, cause i think that its obvious. I think ive heard this, but yes, it is, the small or wait, is it the large intestine . Yeah. Jimmy i think this is a a trick question. First of all, ive never looked cooler. [ cheers and applause ] i think i would say that is that is true. Its longer than a football field. Questlove is he correct . Jimmy the answer might questlove the answer may surprise you. Jimmy yeah. [ buzzer ] [ applause ] questlove that is a lie. Lets see that mind blowing again in slow motion. Yeah jimmy what the heck was that . Lettuce in the mouth. [ laughter ] jimmy you didnt get lettuce you got like fruity pebbles you got fruity pebbles. I got some old salad. I got cotton. Jimmy what the heck was that . Theres bacteria on that salad. Jimmy oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] questlove dwayne. Yes. Questlove youre up next. Alright. Questlove fact or fiction . There are only two escalators in the entire state of wyoming . Truth or false. Jimmy this is a joke. Look how big my hand is. [ laughter ] that is completely unequivocally false. Jimmy yeah, i agree. Questlove the answer jimmy the answer may surprise you. Questlove yes. The answer may surprise you. [ buzzer ] [ cheers and applause ] its true. Can we see that again in slow motion, please . That was harder. [ laughter ] jimmy that was hail. You got hit with hail. Oh, hail no you got hailed. [ cheers and applause ] hail no. Questlove this next fact is for jimmy. Wait, so theres only two escalators in the state of wyoming . Jimmy yes, apparently. [ laughter ] you want to get another no, im good, yeah. [ laughter ] questlove almost all of the toilet flushes are in the key of e flat. Yeah. Questlove truth or a lie . Yeah. Jimmy toilet, not urinals, right . Toilet. Questlove toilet. E flat. Give me that note is that e flat thats e flat yes, it is jimmy i think, if so, thats a total coincidence. I would say that is absolutely false. Alright. Questlove is he correct . [ buzzer ] [ laughter and applause ] thats true. Jimmy youre so fake youre supposed to say the answer may surprise you. Questlove nah. Lets see that mind blowing again in slow motion. Jimmy youre supposed to say the answer may surprise what was that . Yeah. Jimmy i dont know what that was. It was like a ziploc bag of kidneys or something. [ thunder ] jimmy e flat. [ laughter ] questlove that sound means its time for the final question. Its a simple yes or no question. And it comes with a twist. If you answer incorrectly, both of your minds will be blown. Dwayne okay. Questlove the question goes to you. Okay. Questlove is a hot dog a a sandwich . Oh, gosh. [ laughter and applause ] i know. I better do the same thing. Jimmy were not gonna get this right. All right. Because this is extremely debatable. Jimmy i know, i know, it is. My answer is a hot dog a a sandwich . Yes, it is a sandwich. [ booing ] oh, boo jimmy are you sure . A hot dog is a sandwich. Its got meat and two and a a two piece of bread. Jimmy look at you yelling that. [ laughter ] or debating it all right. Questlove is the answer correct . [ buzzer ] you are wrong. [ cheers and applause ] a hot dog is not a sandwich. Lets see the shock again in slow motion. Jimmy there you go. Look at this. Blam. Right there. [ laughter and applause ] oh, a little mustache there. Time to make the doughnuts. You look so cool. Jimmy thank you. You too. Dwayne johnson is the winner, everybody [ cheers and applause ] come on, the champ check him out hosting saturday night live this weekend. Ellie kemper, joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] since i came to know you baibe ive been telling you how sweet youre. Ive been telling you how good youre. Please tell me how i look. You look so good, fantastic man. Bill assumed his mayo was the best choice. Assume nothing. Just like the leading brand, kraft real mayo is made with high Quality Ingredients at a price you can feel good about no wonder kraft is so good. Music volume rises ] you guys wanna go . [whistles] get all summer essentials 30, 40, and 50 percent off. Hi, fashion. Old navy [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is an emmynominated actress. The entire third season of her hit show Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is available this friday on netflix. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen tomorrow, basically. Everyone please welcome ellie kemper, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ellie kemper, right there. Welcome back to the show. Thank you very much. Im so honored to be on the show with the rock. Excuse me, how great is he . Jimmy a hot show tonight. Hot show tonight. And, okay, a little known fact, well known to me, but me alone. The rock and i share a a birthday. Jimmy i did not know that. Yep, may 2nd. We have a lot in common. [ laughter ] jimmy are you kidding me . Every year im like, i wonder what the rock is doing for his birthday . Jimmy yeah. Probably the same thing youre doing. Is he also like putting his Winter Clothes into storage . Jimmy thats what he does on his birthday. [ laughter ] thats how i spend my may 2nd. Eating a trader joes frozen lasagna on his coffee table, but sitting on the ground because its easier to reach your coffee table if youre sitting alone on the ground . Jimmy thats exactly what hes doing thats what he did thats how i celebrated my birthday. [ laughter ] jimmy ellie, how is your little baby . Hes good jimmy hows james . James, thank you, jimmy. Jimmy what a beautiful, beautiful child. Thank you very much. Jimmy i know your husband a a little bit, pretty well. Yep, yep. Jimmy and he showed me a a video and man, oh, man. Thank you very much. Jimmy cute baby. Thank you, jimmy very much. I announced my pregnancy on your show. Jimmy thats right. So this is very special to me. I have a baby named james. Hes 10 months old. Jimmy hi, james hey james one day. Jimmy bring him by. Im going to. Its crazy. Its like you think im not going to be one of those parents who thinks that their baby is like the most adorable perfect thing. Im not going to be obnoxious. But im fully obnoxious about it. Hes perfect. Hes ballin. [ laughter ] jimmy is he a genius . Oh, hes the smartest baby youll ever see. Jimmy me, too. Its crazy. Jimmy i have two geniuses as well. Yes, i know. Jimmy absolute geniuses. Its weird, right . Jimmy yeah, i dont know where it came from. The thing about james is, hes at that age where he doesnt like toys. Like i have so many toys for him, but he hates toys. He loves like a good, like drain plug or [ laughter ] just a box, you know. Jimmy yeah, of course. Thats what they do. Thats all they want. Jimmy how about opening the toys . Are you at that stage yet . 9 months . Probably not. It is so not fun opening a toy. You mean opening the packaging of the toy . Jimmy the packaging of a a toy is the most insane i wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy. Nope, cause you need scissors, a wrench. Jimmy scissors, youre cutting things, you need like wire clippers. Yes. Jimmy i dont understand what i used to think it was like to stop theft . I know jimmy it cant be that. But whos stealing baby toys . Jimmy if they do, they deserve it. If you get this little peppa pig out of this thing, then run, it is yours. If you snuck that past security, thats our bad. I mean, you deserve it. [ laughter ] i paid for it. I still cant open it up. I agree. Jimmy play with the box. Thats why i think the best toy for james is the loose skin on my neck. He loves it. [ laughter ] you cant package that. Jimmy no, you cant package that. No, i dont notice that at all. He likes it. Jimmy i want to talk about so stupid. Jimmy i know. Unbreakable kimmy schmidt. Lets talk about this. [ cheers and applause ] this is a show, if you love comedy, obviously they know it and they love it. It is jam packed with jokes. Yes. Tina fey is a good joke writer, it turns out. [ cheers ] jimmy turns the out shes actually pretty good. Yep. [ laughter ] jimmy robert carlock, everybody on the cast is just unbelievable. Yeah, thank you. I agree. Its jane krakowski, carole kane, tituss burgess, theyre incomparable. We get so many great cameos because tina and robert know everyone. This year my big story is that kimmy goes to college this year, which is very exciting. Jimmy that makes sense. Shes gotta learn. She missed it. Jimmy how long was she in what do you call that . A bunker. The premise of the show was my character, kimmy, was trapped in a bunker underground for 15 years. So its very funny. [ laughter ] and then she was rescued. Jimmy she was rescued and now shes understanding and learning things for the first time. Man oh man. Youre nice. Jimmy i love it, no, but i really do. I love tina and robert carlock. 30 rock, the brains behind, 30 rock. Its crazy. Yeah and it has the same sort of cadence, i think, as 30 rock. Jimmy but man, oh, man, youre just, cast perfectly and you knock it out of the park, pal. Well, thats nice of you. Thank you. They do the work. Jimmy you really do, you really do. [ cheers and applause ] i want to show a clip. Heres ellie kemper in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Take a look at this. Come on, kimmy. You know its okay to step on cracks. Just because something rhymes doesnt mean its true. cause ive definitely smelt, what i know titus dealt. Its silly like, thinking every van i see is is going to kidnap me. Get in the van, kimmy. Never miss schmidt. It is clobbering time miss schmidt, fbi. We need your help. Oh, christmas, i am so sorry. Are you okay agent yourmother . I think she broke my back. I broke your mothers back. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonights musical guest is a grammynominated, multiplatinum singer, songwriter and producer i just love performing attention with a little help from the roots. Please welcome charlie puth [ cheers and applause ] youve been runnin round runnin round runnin round throwin that dirt all on my name cause you knew that i knew that i knew that id call you up youve been going round going round, going round every party in l. A. cause you knew that i knew that i, knew that id be at one, oh i know that dress is karma perfume regret you got me thinking bout when you were mine and now im all up on ya what you expect but youre not coming home with me tonight you just want attention you dont want my heart maybe you just hate the thought of me with someone new yeah you just want attention i knew from the start youre just making sure im never gettin over you youve been runnin round runnin round runnin round throwin that dirt all on my name cause you knew that i knew that i knew that id call you up now that were now that were now that were right here standin face to face you already know ready know ready know that you won i know that dress is karma perfume regret you got me thinking bout when you were mine and now im all up on ya what you expect but youre not coming home with me tonight you just want attention you dont want my heart maybe you just hate the thought of me with someone new yeah you just want attention i knew from the start youre just making sure im never gettin over you what are you doin what are you doin i know that dress is karma perfume regret you got me thinking bout when you were mine and now im all up on ya what you expect but youre not coming home with me tonight you just want attention you dont want my heart maybe you just hate the thought of me with someone new yeah you just want attention i knew from the start youre just making sure im never gettin over you what are you doin what are you doin what are you doin what are you doin what are you doin you just want attention i knew from the start youre just making sure im never getting over you [ cheers and applause ] Jimmy Charlie puth catch him on tour this summer with shawn mendes. Well be right back, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] [ whistles ] internet speeds 20x faster. At t fiber sounds amazing. Wait a sec, im not done yet. Less than 12 of at t homes actually qualify. Huh. Hold on. Everyone else gets our other, slower internet speeds. But no one reads this stuff anyway. Except for the old guy with the binoculars. Huh. We got ourselves a reader. Dont be fooled by at t. Xfinity delivers the fastest speeds to the most homes. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Dwayne Johnson, ellie kemper, charlie puth once again. Charlie puth, attention. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there. How great are the roots, oh my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight jeffrey tambor, star of dirty dancing, actress debra messing, host of New York Times podcast the daily, michael barbaro, featuring the 8g band with mark guiliana. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening everybody, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. President trump today called the appointment of a special council to investigate his campaigns ties to russia, the single greatest witch hunt of a politician in american history. Though it didnt help his case much when le