[ cheers and applause jimmy aha that is so nice thank you welcome welcome, thank you very much please have a seat welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. [ cheers and applause the best show, the place to be what a show tonight. Lets get to some news you guys, the race for 2 2020 is heating up i saw that today President Trump campaigned in iowa trump looked out over the cornfields and said, well, i cant believe that one day all these plants will become beautiful corn dogs. [ laughter and applause american grown but trumps actually a big fan of iowa. Mostly because the university of iowas hawkeye mascot looks just like him. [ laughter and applause but get this, while trump was in iowa, joe biden was also there at the same time very interesting usually when two guys over 70 go on the same trip, its a a movie starring Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman [ laughter and applause well, before he left for iowa, trump talked to reporters about his immigration deal
[ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much. Hello, everybody hey. [ cheers and applause welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome what a show we have tonight. Madonna is in the house, tonight. [ cheers and applause welcome. Have a seat. Relax. Guys, tomorrow is the official start of summer. [ cheers and applause excited. Im excited. Im very excited, but my legs are still so pale. Steve really [ laughter ] jimmy they are so white, i mean, ive nicknamed them utah and npr. I mean [ laughter ] my legs are so white they could have their own show on fox news steve really jimmy yeah, absolutely [ laughter ] lets get to lets get to some news here the big story now is iran. Yeah, apparently this morning iran shot down a u. S. Drone. When they told the president he was like, oh, my god. They got mike pence . They go, no, no [ laughter ] that drone that drone is fine that drone is fine no. Thats right iran shot down an unmanned drone. They said they wanted to send america a clear message.