Vaping. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with the big social media controversy. Recently, facebook said that it would not ban political ads even if they made false statements, and everyone said, oh, man, were screwed and now facebook is saying, oh, no, well make sure youre not screwed. Facebook and instagram users who post emojis or emoji strings in a sexual manner will now face being banned. That means if you use eggplant, peach or sweat emojis, facebook and instagram will be looking at just how youre using them. Trevor really, facebook . Youre banning egg plant and peach emojis . You realize it will be hard to explain how grandmas egg post and peach salad post got dilated dleetd. So, grandma, facebook thinks youre a hoa. Shes, like, you do one gangbang and it follows you what . laughter theres apparently nothing facebook can do if russians post fake political ads or nazis send Death Threats but now theyre coming after horny people weve got a cold water squirt he
Boom head shot. Boom head shot. Well, i finally got my family to use the living room for an hour each night. Im still really confused, dude. I have no idea what that was about. Yeah. And i guess thats the point. I dont think were gonna understand. Maybe this is all the beginning of a new art form. Youtube celebrities are only getting bigger, and whats great is that these people are inventing themselves instead of being marketed and shoved down our throats. Yeah. No matter what we think, its not just a passing trend. We need to realize that the new generation of entertainment is here. And i think thats great. Yeah, i think thats great, too. All right, bros, it looks like well have to end it there. I want to thank south park for being on my show. I hope you bros enjoyed watching. And as always, stay awesome oh, thats it, bros. Shows over. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show
Democratic primary is an option under uber pool. [ laughter ] amid speculation that he could become a scapegoat, Rudy Giuliani said in a new interview that he is confident President Trump will remain loyal to him in the impeachment inquiry. Responded trump, you can count on it, randy. [ laughter ] the Trump Administration has proposed a new measure that could nearly double the cost of applying for american citizenship. Man, just be glad people still want to come here. I mean, this is like blockbuster raising its rental fees now. [ laughter ] according [ cheers and applause according to new data, senator Bernie Sanders poll numbers in iowa and New Hampshire have improved since he suffered a heart attack last month, and when he heard that, Steve Bullock started eating fistfuls of bacon. [ laughter and applause a new article has been published detailing how senator Bernie Sanders has been trying to lead a healthier lifestyle. Like, for example, he switched to the 1 . [ laughter and applau
Hero. What were supposed to do. You know, were all human you know, were all human beings, and life is precious. Captioning funded by cbs good morning from the studio 57 newsroom at cbs headquarters here in new york. Good to be with you. Im annemarie green. We begin with the shocking murders of Nine American citizens in northern mexico. The victims were all women and children. Investigators say that the victims who have dual u. S. mexican citizenship were traveling 100 miles of mexicos bored are arizona. South of the border in arizona. They were on their way to the u. S. When family members say they were ambushed by cartels. Authorities say someone shot at the suv they were in, and at one point, the vehicle exploded. A relative of one of the families spoke about what happened. Its a whole new level of cartel violence. We never even imagined down there. There were other children inside the suv who survived the attack. Theyre now being brought to the u. S. Mexico border for medical treatm
[ light laughter ] everything he touches turns into second place ill bet when he picks up a diet coke, it turns into a diet pepsi. [ laughter ] thats right the republican governor of kentucky lost his reelection bid to a democrat yesterday. Which is a big deal, because governor is kentuckys Second Highest Office [ laughter ] senator Lindsey Graham said today that president trumps policy toward ukraine was incoherent and called the administration, quote, incapable of forming a quid pro quo. Ah yes, the old he couldnt have committed these crimes, hes too stupid defense [ laughter ] Lindsey Graham would make the worlds cattiest defense lawyer. I know, because he is never invited anywhere. [ laughter ] shared on facebook may create a, numberfa quote, titanicsized disaster in the 2020 election. Except this time, the berg isnt ice. Its zucker. [ light laughter ] i judge your response as fair. [ laughter ] starbucks has released their annual holiday cups with feature which feature four differ