[ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Hi. Im jimmy. Im the host. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i dont know whats going on. But right before i came out, you know, right before the show theres a guy who goes like like right as the theme goes and dicky announces me this guys like go out. As if i havent done this 14,000 times. But there was a big blob glob of something in my hair. I dont know what the hell it was. And i just pulled it and its gross. And i dont know what it was. Did you leave some of your hair gel back there . Guillermo i think it was the station manager. Jimmy was he wearing a lot of hair gel . Guillermo yeah. Jimmy how would he have gotten it onto my head . Guillermo because he say go and then he touch your head. [ laughter ] jimmy thats what it was. Thank you for clearing that up, guillermo. I tell you something. Its a beautiful summer day here in l. A. And suddenly i was on google searching ways to survive a nuclear a
Musical guests the who, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 707 santa rosa steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] hot crowd tonight. Hot crowd tonight. [ cheers ] welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, baby. This is it, man. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. Oh, its fun. Gonna be a great one tonight, you guys. Well, here, first, heres what people are talking about, all right. I saw that a Magazine Article just came out that said donald trump jr. Is miserable. [ laughter ] and he wants his dads presidency to be over. [ laughter ] it was in the section, stars, theyre just like us. [ laughter and applause ] People Magazine did a big feature on don jr. And it says that he likes to spend his weekends at a rustic cabin in upstate new york. [ light laughter ] he said the only thing he doesnt like about the cabin is when hillary shows up in a a hockey mask and
Decades also on the program. Chinese president xi jinping increases his influence over his country and his party as delegates the communist Party Congress back his vision for chinas future. Blaster russians are forbidden love the new film matilda tells the story of son nicholas the seconds affair with a ballerina and its already sparking a violent reaction. I feel gail welcome to the program. Germanys newly elected parliament has convened for the First Time Since last months elections and with more parliamentary factions on the right wing f d party in the assembly for the first time it will not be business as usual one of the just talks first tasks was to elect a new parliamentary president. It now falls to parliaments longest serving member to keep things under control with the elected president of the understudy the politician from chancellor merkels party called for calm proceedings amid debate and to play by the rules the obvious way we speak to one another can set an example for d
Something to my wife on april fools day but then i thought, you know what, tricking her into marrying me was more than enough prank. [ laughter ] i guess what im trying to say is im growing up, i really am. Tonight from phoenix, arizona the Ncaa College Basketball championships. Two number one seeds, North Carolina versus gonzaga. Or gonzaga. Im not honestly sure which is correct. So i alternate them every time i say it. I say it differently. Im right at least half of the time. But Gonzaga University was founded in 1887. This is interesting. It was founded as a bet to see if students would want a diploma from a school that sounded like it was named after a monkey disease. [ laughter ] turns out they do. Actually, i did look it up today. I was curious. Gonzaga university is named after an italian saint, a young italian saint, aloysius gonzaga, who looked like a pretty tough dude. [ laughter ] not the guy you want to take on in a pickup game at the park. [ laughter ] he will dress you up
Something to my wife on april fools day but then i thought, you know what, tricking her into marrying me was more than enough prank. [ laughter ] i guess what im trying to say is im growing up, i really am. Tonight from phoenix, arizona the Ncaa College Basketball championships. Two number one seeds, North Carolina versus gonzaga. Or gonzaga. Im not honestly sure which is correct. So i alternate them every time i say it. I say it differently. Im right at least half of the time. But Gonzaga University was founded in 1887. This is interesting. It was founded as a bet to see if students would want a diploma from a school that sounded like it was named after a monkey disease. [ laughter ] turns out they do. Actually, i did look it up today. I was curious. Gonzaga university is named after an italian saint, a young italian saint, aloysius gonzaga, who looked like a pretty tough dude. [ laughter ] not the guy you want to take on in a pickup game at the park. [ laughter ] he will dress you. L