Clearing their noses on the court. Were they encouraged to do that before this . Players will be required to shower in their hotel rooms instead of the locker room. Thats i mean, i dont think its even worth playing basketball if you cant cap it off by scrubbing up with the team loofa and also, no one will be allowed to touch the ball. So that sounds doable meanwhile, our basketballhead president is about to go back on the road, but first he is fending off another round of tellall books. Trump is said to be planning to file a lawsuit against his niece, mary trump, over a forthcoming memoir that reportedly does not paint uncle donny in a positive light. This is the book. Its called too much and never enough how my family created the worlds most dangerous man. Which is a lot longer than the original title, which was my uncle is a dick. Trump claims his nieces book would violate the terms of a nondisclosure agreement he had her sign in 2001. Imagine having an nda with your niece. Thats rea
Are we using ketchup the right way . Youre supposed to put it on your face, right . This is an interesting sign of the times. A small show of progress, perhaps. Johnson and johnson announced via instagram their plan to help heal our nations wounds. A line of racially inclusive bandaids. The johnsons wrote, we hear you. We see you. Were listening to you. We stand in solidarity with our black colleagues, collaborators, and community in the fight against racism, violence, and injustice. Theyre literally putting a bandaid on the problem of racism. But good for bandaids for finally opening things up beyond the shade theyve been using for 100 years. A color known internally as ed sheerans neck. Meanwhile, ford, the motor company, not the harrison, is planning to unveil a new bronco on july 9th, which is exciting, but also surprising because july 9th happens to be o. J. s birthday. For real. Ford says they didnt realize this when they announced it. What i want to know is, who did realize this
What else are we doing wrong . Are we using ketchup the right way . Maybe youre supposed to put it on your face . This is an interesting sign of the times. A small show of progress, perhaps. Johnson and johnson announced via instagram their plan to help heal our nations wounds. A line of racially inclusive bandaids. The johnsons wrote, we hear you. We see you. Were listening to you. We stand in solidarity with our black colleagues, collaborators and community in the fight against racism, violence and injustice. Theyre literally putting a bandaid on the problem. But good for bandaids for finally opening things up beyond the shade theyve been using for a hundred years. A color known internally as ed sheerans neck. Meanwhile ford, the motor company, not the harrison, is planning to unveil a new bronco on july 9th, which is exciting, but also surprising because july 9th happens to be o. J. s birthday. For real. Ford says they didnt realize that when they announced it. What i want to know i
Bandaid on the problem. But good for bandaids for finally opening things up beyond the shade theyve been using for a hundred years. A color known internally as ed sheerans neck. Meanwhile ford, the motor company, not the harrison, is planning to unveil a new bronco on july 9th, which is exciting, but also surprising because july 9th happens to be o. J. s birthday. For real. Ford says they didnt realize that when they announced it. What i want to know is, who did realize that . Who looked that up . Though, who thought, how is it possible we dont know how to purell, but we do know this . Speaking of notorious dates, five years ago today, donald mp has been slowly descending into madness ever since. Five years ago today, donald trump rode down that escalator to address a group of actors he paid 50 a piece to cheer for him. Look it up, it happened. And now, here we are. You know, the traditional fiveyear Anniversary Gift is wood. So later tonight, im going to hit myself over the head with
Ever again. Donald trump had quite a weekend. He put on a bigly presentation at west point on saturday, where he showed up to give a commencement speech whether the graduates wanted it or not. The cadets at west point were sent home in march because of the virus. For safety reasons. But then trump decided he wanted to give a speech in person and so all the cadets were ordered to return to campus and stay in quarantine for two weeks. They were literally a captive audience. So our commander in beef could pretend hes in charge of the military. And of course some of the cadets wound up testing positive for the virus, but what is most important is that donald trump had an audience for what turned out to be a historic speech. No president in the history of this country has ever taken a weirder drink of water than this. [ applause ] is that one of the side effects of hydroxy . What is up with his hand . Did he hurt it holding the bible upsidedown . Lets look at that again. Because there is cl