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Are we using ketchup the right way . Youre supposed to put it on your face, right . This is an interesting sign of the times. A small show of progress, perhaps. Johnson and johnson announced via instagram their plan to help heal our nations wounds. A line of racially inclusive bandaids. The johnsons wrote, we hear you. We see you. Were listening to you. We stand in solidarity with our black colleagues, collaborators, and community in the fight against racism, violence, and injustice. Theyre literally putting a bandaid on the problem of racism. But good for bandaids for finally opening things up beyond the shade theyve been using for 100 years. A color known internally as ed sheerans neck. Meanwhile, ford, the motor company, not the harrison, is planning to unveil a new bronco on july 9th, which is exciting, but also surprising because july 9th happens to be o. J. s birthday. For real. Ford says they didnt realize this when they announced it. What i want to know is, who did realize this . Who looked that up . T,ow hpot o purell, but we do know this . Speaking of notorious dates, five years ago today, Donald Jessica trump launched his campaign for president and he has been slowly descending into madness ever since. Five years ago today, donald trump rode down that escalator to address a group of actors he paid 50 a piece to cheer for him. Look it up, it happened. And now, here we are. You know, the traditional fiveyear Anniversary Gift is wood. So later tonight, im going to hit myself over the head with a baseball bat to celebrate. There is a new, new tellall book on the wa adviser, john bolton. Remember this mustache guy, john bolton . He offered to testify during the impeachment trial, but the republicans said, no thanks, were good. Ill be honest, i almost forgot about the impeachment trial. At this point, it feels like a hulu show i was really into and then hated the ending of. But bolton is back. His book is called the room where it happened. Which is a reference to the musical hamilton, which is kind of weird. Its like if woodward and bernstein called their book nixon christ superstar. Bolton is said to lay out many instances of trumps misconduct that go well beyond the quid pro quo with ukraine. And while many believe the president should be worried, the president thinks john bolton should be worried. Somebody said he went out and wrote a book. If he wrote a book, i cant imagine that he can, because thats highlyclassified information. Even conversations with me, theyre highly classified. I told that to the attorney general before. I will consider every conversation with me as president highly classified. So that would mean if he wrote a book and if the book gets out, hes broken the law, and i would think he would have criminal problems, i hope so. Jimmy those are rules for a bachelor party, not the law. He just makes the rules up as he goes, and he is going. The trump train is headed to tulsa, oklahoma, on saturday for a big rally despite the fact that instances of the virus in oklahoma are on the rise. And his vp of Regional Sales is on the road too. Mike pence made an appearance today at winnebago headquarters in iowa. And what an appearance it was. Please stand and welcome our outstanding Vice President of the United States of america, mike pence. Jimmy pump it up, yo. The captain of the space force is in the house. That is some theme song. He makes an entrance like a white darth vader. Pence delighted the crowd with some of his classic comedy bits and took a very rosy look at the fact that americans are now too scared to travel. I was just told by some of the leadership here at the company that americans are buying rvs at a pretty rapid pace. In fact, usually, i think we heard that roughly about a third of buyers every year are firsttime buyers. Its pushing more like 50 . America is hitting the road in americanmade rvs. Jimmy thats because if we stay in a hotel we might die. Poor mike pence. A few months ago it looked like trump would get impeached and hed be president. Now hes in iowa selling rvs. Some have suggested now might be a good time for mike to jump ship, but this vice poodle is nothing if not obedient. Hes very evenkeeled and i think i might know why. Take a look at this. He stopped into a diner in springdale, pennsylvania, this weekend. Watch him closely here, because look at it, hes stoned. Mike pence is totally bongloaded. Dont tell mother. Fox news, by the way, i think they might be disappointed theres no looting going on because they have a new focus to distract us from reality. And that is manufacturing outrage in response to a nonexistent movement to cancel the show paw patrol. The Cancel Culture Movement may now be coming for paw patrol. When you start seeing cancellations of such things as paw patrol. They believe is there should not be police, peace or even is paw patrol. Paw patrol has been canceled. Chase, german shepherd. I have a dog named chase. Defund the paw patrol. Paw patrol. Paw patrol. Paw patrol. Paw patrol. We should point out that there doesnt appear to be any genuine effort to cancel paw patrol. Jimmy yes, so then why are you all talking about it . Theres real stuff to be mad about, you know . According to a new study from the university of chicago, americans are the unhappiest weve been in almost 50 years. America is in a depression and im not talking about the economy. But worry no more because help is on the way in the form of the most positive person i know. My cousin micki. Micki is guaranteed to boost your mood. Shes like a human balloon animal. And with that said, here are some words of hope from cousin micki. When im feeling down, i grab a squishy, and i just squeeze it, smell it. And squishies are, its probably one of the best inventions in the world. I mean, i know theres bigger things that were invented. But for me personally in my life, i would put squishies being invented in the top five. I have bought many on hollywood boulevard and i want to pick up the table and pour it into the back of my van. I dont even sanitize them. I just right then start squeezin and smellin. I dont believe germs can come from squishies, because its such a positive thing. Jimmy thank you, micki. We have a good show for you tonight. We will honor our Health Care Hero of the week with one of the biggest names in the history of basketball. And we will be right back with mark ruffalo. We stick together, for worse or for better yeah through any kind of weather, yo youre my friend in need. come on, come on sck tog we make it all feel better, youre my, youre my, woo, yeah youre my family. yo youre my family. Is all about protecting one thing the fun anywhere under the sun fun. Sidewalk fun longlasting fun poolside fun. 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Our guest tonight is an emmywinning actor and incredible avenger. His criticallyacclaimed performance as troubled Twin Brothers in the dramatic miniseries i know this much is true is on hbo, hbo max, and all the baby hbos. Now please welcome mark ruffalo. Hi, mark. Hey, jimmy, how you doin, man . Jimmy im doing all right, where are you right now . Im in an airbnb, a defunct, a closed hotel in new york. And im here because our internet sucks. How can we not have internet, in rural new york at this point . So im here because the internet works here way better than it does on my dialup in upstate new york, two hours from the greatest technologically advanced city in the world. Jimmy i have to tell you, it makes me feel good that you have crappy wifi. Eseait jimmy not have wfi f going to omschool are they doing that . We have some hotspots. And each kid has to have their own hotspot, because they barely get enough bandwidth to do their home schooling. And all i so they come here sometimes to do it, but jimmy really . Wow, do they know if they graduated . Maybe its uncertain . I think it would be better if they didnt graduate. Because it was such a sad experience for them to graduate over an ipad. Jimmy yeah. And a computer. It was, man, im feelin for these kids, man. This is, this is, its not fair. Jimmy by the way, i know youve been getting a lot of great reviews for your hbo miniseries, but i wanted to tell you that my father, jim kimmel, he specifically texted me because he wanted you to know that my mother and he are, think youre fantastic, and i watch your show, too, and he is right on this one, you are fantastic. It really is ah, man. Jimmy its something else. I watched this in wonder, i mean, how did you, how did you do this . Youre playing two characters, one of them is quite a bit heavier than the other character. Yes. Jimmy did you go back and shoot everything in chunks . Or how did it work . Yeah, we shot all of one character, dominick, whose story it primarily is. I lost 20 pounds to do dominick. And then i took six weeks off and put 30 pounds on to play his twin brother, whos living with schizophrenia. And then we shot that. So some scenes were four months apart between shooting them. Jimmy and then so you just listen to the audio track . Or is there someone who stands in . We have this amazing actor who is a friend of our incredible director, and he asked him to play opposite, he said, do you want to play Mark Ruffalos brother in the movie . He said absolutely. He said heres the thing, youre going to have to lose 20 pounds, gain 30 pounds and you will never be seen onscreen. Jimmy thats terrible. Why did he make him do the weight thing . You know, he actually, because they were going to theres some scenes where its actually his body and my face has been, has been put on it. Its not fair, but i have to say, jimmy, his name is gabe fazio. And this guy, he was so great, and he was so committed. And the reason that it works so well is because of him. Jimmy could you win two emmys for this . Because you are playing two roles. You could technically run against yourself, couldnt you . I would, knowing me, i would get ruffalod and id cancel myself out and lose both categories. Jimmy is that the term . Thats the term my friends have come up with. Jimmy im not going to give anything away, but it is well worth checking out. Also, each night im making a donation to charity and you chose push buffalo. Thats right. Jimmy is that because it rhymes with ruffalo . Or why did you choose push buffalo. You know a little about the solutions project. Jimmy yes. The climate change. Part of what we do is basically regrant money to frontline communities. And about two years ago, we decided that 80 of the money we would give to these front linec organizations led by women of color. And what theyre doing in buffalo is just, its transformational. Theyve taken that postindustrial town, full of brownfields that have been polluted by industrial pollution and created this vibrant community of community solar, community housing, lowincome housing, green energy, and Clean Energy Jobs and whole food systems that they have revitalized these brownfields. And are growing food there now. Its one of the most exciting cities in the United States right now for their resilience. And its led by this beautiful, powerful africanamerican immigrant woman. And the funny thing is, the crazy thing is, theyve also been fighting against police violence, and marty, the guy who was shoved jimmy yeah. By the police in buffalo, hes one of our push buffalo members. Jimmy wow. Yes. Jimmy holy cow. Wow. And so this is how we partner with this group of people to give them the power to lead us and to bring them, bring them into the conversations that were having on how to make this world more equitable, fairer, more just, and cleaner. Jimmy well, mark is always up to something good. Go to pushbuffalo. Org to learn more. Thank you so much, mark, always a pleasure to chat with you. Mark ruffalo, everybody. Well be right back with our Health Care Hero of the week and a surprise nba superstar, too. Tell your mom and dad thank you and i love them. Jimmy i will. Bye. I am totally blind. And non24 can throw my days and nights out of sync, keeping me from the things i love to do. Talk to your doctor, and call 8442142424. Having dry skin is a struggle. Turns out, my body wash was the problem. But with olay ultra moisture body wash, my skin went from dry and dull to visibly healthy in just 14 days. Better skin from a body wash . You Better Believe it. With olay body. Every year, you can see spectacular celebrities at aids walk San Francisco. This year they are coming to you join bette midler Gloria Estefan matt bomer stars of queer eye rupauls drag race superstars. For aids walk San Francisco live at home, streaming on july 19 to benefit prc and their covid relief efforts all over the city. Register now at aidswalk. Net jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house. Our Health Care Hero this week is a Critical Care nurse from atlanta. Please welcome nurse mike kearse. They call you murse mike . Correct, mike . Yes, sir, murse mike, thats the moniker i go by. Jimmy and you dont mind . You dont mind being called a murse. Not at all. It was a play on words, but i took it and made it a positive. Jimmy how do you get the mask over your beard . Theres actually a machine called a papper. The assignments i have been taking, i make sure i can use the papper. Its a hooded mask and goes under my beard and creates a seal and creates continuous positive air flow and allows any contaminants that might get in to get out. Jimmy you must love that beard. I try not to cut it. Jimmy i know youve been working very hard. And i know youve been at risk. Lets be quite honest. Youre risking your life there. You are risking your family. In fact, i understand youve got your kids there. Is there a plan for fathers day for you . Do you know . Im sure theres some secretive stuff going on, but my son has already made a fathers day card. And jimmy oh, yeah, basketball themed. Yeah, hes a big basketball fan. Jimmy are you a basketball fan as well, i understand . Your team is the lakers . Yes, sir, absolutely. Since a long time ago. Yeah. Jimmy is that why you have worthy on your shirt, for james . No, sir, not for james worthy. In the climate of what is going on, i just want everybody to know that, especially people that look like me, that theyre worthy. Jimmy i know youre a lakers fan, and i want to you meet somebody, a friend of mine, his name is irvin. Whoa. Jimmy say hello to mike. Whats going on . Whats going on, how are you . I did not expect to see you, sir. Oh, wow. Well, i am here, and i want to say thank you for what youre doing for patients and taking care of them and risking your own life to take care of them. That means that youre an unselfish person, and thank you for blessing all of us. You know, not just the people in atlanta, but all of us are blessed with what youre doing. And also, too, i want to say hello to the boys and your wife, also, thank them for what, you know, putting you, letting you go to work every single day and just taking care of so many people, and jimmy is just the coolest dude, too. Jimmy that is a great point, thanking your family as well. To thank you for your hard work, phillips would like to send you 10,000 to spend however youd like. Theyve been helping hospitals, spotlighting Health Care Workers like you through their Everyday Heroes Campaign and theyre also going to send gift packages to your coworkers in atlanta to help with their healthy routines. Thank you. Jimmy thats for you and your fellow heroes, mike. Your fellow heroes, mike. We got a jersey for him, too. I autographed this jersey for you, mike. Thank you so much. Especially for you, my brother. Thank you. This is what im going to do. I love jimmy, thats my man. Im going to fly you, your wife, wooys, wn thing settles down, next season to l. A. , and youre going to come to a laker game live, my brother, and you get to take the boys to disneyland. Wow, wow. Thank you. Thank you so much. Jimmy nobody better than magic johnson. Thank you, magic, and thank you mike and thanks to your families and happy fathers day to both you guys. Well be right back. Thank you both. I appreciate it. Less oral steroids. Taking my treatment at home. 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New force flex plus, bright colors we stick together, for worse or for better yeah through any kind of weather, yo youre my friend in need. come on, come on we stick together, we make the sunshine brighter, we make it all feel better, youre my, youre my, woo, yeah youre my family. yo youre my family. Jimmy that is all the time we have. Id like to thank mark ruffalo, murse mike, magic johnson, and apologize to matt damon. Sarah paulson and jeff ross will be with us tomorrow. Nightline is next. Good night. This is nightline. Tonight, demands for justice for elijah mcclain. Walking home, and stopped by police. Please respect the boundaries that i am speaking. Uttering these haunting words. I cant breathe. Now a National Rallying cry, as public pressure grows. Plus, how one teacher sparked a 3d movement, giving back to front line workers with the Building Blocks of hope. Nightline starts right now with byron pitts. Good evening. Thank you for joining

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