Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers mandy moore, chat and music from jeff tweedy, an allnew a closer look. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers and this is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . Thats great to hear get to the news. President elect joe bidens Transition Team announced today that he has selected longtime adviser and Foreign Policy veteran Antony Blinken as his secretary of state you know, i think im a little scarred, because my first thought was, which season of the apprentice was he on . President Trumps Campaign issued a Statement Last night distancing itself from lawyer Sidney Powell after shed repeatedly made unsupported claims of widespread voter fraud. Man, youve got to be pretty crazy if Rudy Guiliani thinks youre a liability sorry, ms. Powell, but youre a loose cannon now if youll excuse me, im late for a press conference where i say joe biden is the hamburglar. The Pharmaceutical Company
And that would be if the wifi goes out. God forbid. Could you imagine . I dont know what id even do. Id probably just go to a rave and surrender to the virus. If someone asked me to choose between wifi and Running Water right now, i would drink my pool. My daughters and i played animal crossing all day yesterday on nintendo switch. Have you seen this game . All right. Theres nobody here. Anyway, shout out to tom nook and timmy at the shop. But my point was the internet is still chugging along. Its providing us with hundreds if not thousands of entertaining videos to make the days shorter. So many of you have been coming up with and sharing fun and unusual ways funusual ways to pass the time. And tonights is a good one too. This is our quarantime killer of the night. Quarantine party jimmy its like a Party Version of silence of the lambs. I like that. Well done. You know, for a lot of people like myself today began our third week of quarantine. And this is when your survival skills star
About the inconvenience of staying at home, there is one thing that can make it a lot worse. And that would be if the wifi goes out. God forbid. Could you imagine . I dont know what id even do. Id probably just go to a rave and surrender to the virus. If someone ao c between wifi and Running Water right now, i would drink my pool. My daughters and i played animal crossing all day yesterday on nintendo switch. Have you seen this game . All right. Theres nobody here. Anyway, shout out to tom nook and timmy at the shop. But my point was the internet is still chugging along. Its providing us with hundreds if not thousands of entertaining videos to make the days shorter. So many of you have been coming up with and sharing fun and unusual ways funusual ways to pass the time. And tonights is a good one too. This is our quarantime killer of the night. Quarantine party jimmy its like a Party Version of silence of the lambs. I like that. Well done. You know, for a lot of people like myself today
Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. And now if you dont mind, were going to get to the news today was super tuesday, where 16 states and one territory got together and held an intervention for nikki haley [ light laughter ] in a profile published yesterday in the new yorker. President biden said he will beat former President Trump and added, quote, im the only one who has ever beat him. Well, thats true, unless you count e. Jean carroll, letitia james, covid, the free market, and ramps. Lhlh according to a new report the Trump White House pharmacy would give staffers xanax and speed without prescriptions. Oh, come on. Is there any proof saudi arabia and russia will repetoo oh. [ laughter ] seth ohh thats right, the Trump White House pharmacy would give staffers xanax and speed without prescriptions, and one patient kept asking them, is there such a thing as reverse viagra . [ laughter ] according to a new survey, nearly half of parents keep a pregnancy test or
I assume you know that an Emergency Alert went out on saturday morning. This was this missile threat inbound to hawaii. Seek immediate shelter. This is not a drill. And then they didnt get a correction until 38 minutes later. So for 38 under a mai tai umbrella . [ laughter ] people were freaking out. Although not as much as they would be in any other state. But the fact that it took them 38 minutes to getgets. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i have to say, i was at a walmart in maui on missile was on the way. [ laughter ] to put me out of my misery. But they dont have that level of anxiety that we do. You know, usually the hawaii emergency broadcast system is reserved your lights are on. [ laughter ] so this was scary. It was very interesting to see how people reacted to imminent death. Its rare a group [ laughter ] and you know what they did . They all got into bed together and watched cat videos on youtube. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i dont know. What are you going to do . Theres a thread o