Trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for coming out. Thank you so much for coming out. Im trevor noah. Our guest tonight our guest tonight, was the National Security adviser to president president obama. Here to talk about her new memoir, susan rice is joining us on the show, everybody cheers and applause were going to have a lot of fun. Also on tonights show, the pope is getting horny. Lewis black is here to fix health care. And donald trump is cockblock congress. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with pope francis, leader of the worldwide Catholic Church and president of the tall hat club club. Francis has shaken up the church for years now. He said he disappoint judge gay people. He said your pets will go to heaven. And now hes considering maybe the biggest change yet. Pope francis signaling a possible depasture from a centuriesold tradition in the Catholic Church the requirement of celibacy for priest is open f
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[ laughter ] our dance card this time around includes the former bachelorette hannah b. , former l. A. Laker lamar odom, former nfl star ray lewis. A lot of formers. Perhaps most notably former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer is dancing this year. He will be paired up with lindsay arnold. Sometimes i feel bad for the dance partners on the show because you know they grow up working and practicing, working hard, dreaming of one day becoming a professional dancer, and then they wind up having to do it with Donald Trumps dopey press secretary. [ laughter ] you think theres going to be one of their categories like they always have an nfl player, they always have an olympic athlete, a grown justin chiup. Now maybe theyll always have a sad former member of the trump administration. [ laughter ] if i was in charge of the show i would have paired sean spicer up with stormy daniels. That to me was a big miss. We get to see the president s three favorite boobs on one show together. [ laug
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