[cheers & applause] delicious! delicious! happy friday, everybody! yeah. hope you had a nice thanksgiving. those pigeons have tasty. let s talk about the death of western civilization. keep things nice and light. it s in trouble, people. things in the west these days are about as stable as chris christie on an exercise ball. sadly most people don t realize it or they just don t care. for anyone that doesn t care, you ll care soon enough. the guardian of wester values has always been america. now not so much. let s face it, we re a niece that melts down if our smart phone runs out of power. look around. especially our young people, a nation capable of standing up for itself, especially by a guy that can t stand by himself, do you still think we re capable of safeguarding the system that has cured more disease, created more wealth and lifted more people out of poverty than any in human history or do you see a system obsessed with dividing us based on grievances and pronounces
yes. let s get. happy friday, everybody. yeah, okay. i get it. i get it. you love me. i hope you had a nice thanks. i know i did. those new york pigeons are actually pretty tasty now since it s a holiday. weekend,ee i thought we d keep things nice and light. so let s tal task about the deah of western civilization. it s in trouble, people. yeah. things in the west these days are a better pe. stable. is chris christie on an exercise call? peopl sadly, most people either don t realize it or they just don t care o. t well, for anyone who doesn t care, trust me, you re going to care soon enoughat doreh. because the guardian of western values has always been america.. but now not so much. let s face it, we re a natio n melts down if our smart phone runs out of power. so loo k around yourself, especially at our young people. you see a nation capable a standing up for itself, especially when it s run by a guy who literallp r y can t stad by himself. we r do you see? do you still
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[ cheers and applause ] watch it don t hurt yourselves with all the clapping. happy wednesday. hunter biden is now a convicted felon. family members say he s upbeat and already looking forward to the cavity search. democrat donors have events in swing states offering free beer and emergency birth-control trying to establish his lead over drunken. [ bleeps ] the governing body world aquatics upheld been on transgender women who ve been through male puberty from competing in races meaning elliot thomas won t be in the olympics she responded saying fine i ll take my balls and go home. will be goldberg said they should have a law to stop men from masturbating those men watching the view said they ve done enough eating vegans up paper from the harvard says extraterrestrials could be living among us they aren t in disguise. seth meyers won t have a band next season keeping with the theme they live a bucket of diarrhea honolulu police want their valuables brought with him him
[ cheers and applause ] watch it don t hurt yourselves with all the clapping. happy wednesday. hunter biden is now a convicted felon. family members say he s upbeat and already looking forward to the cavity search. democrat donors have events in swing states offering free beer and emergency birth-control trying to establish his lead over drunken. [ bleeps ] the governing body world aquatics upheld been on transgender women who ve been through male puberty from competing in races meaning elliot thomas won t be in the olympics she responded saying fine i ll take my balls and go home. will be goldberg said they should have a law to stop men from masturbating those men watching the view said they ve done enough eating vegans up paper from the harvard says extraterrestrials could be living among us they aren t in disguise. seth meyers won t have a band next season keeping with the theme they live a bucket of diarrhea honolulu police want their valuables brought with him him rather