Lot of razors and sleeps in a boiler room, comedian, founder of Western Razor company, david angelo. And shes frail, pale and can escape from any jail, New York Times bestselling author and Fox News Contributor kat timpf. Before we get to some news stories, lets do this. [ ] gregs leftovers. Greg its leftovers where i read the jokes we did not use this weekend is always its the first time im reading them so if they sok we will dress joe mackie as a dog and sent him to kristi noem. Unless the weather is bad. Sunday is mothers day and we actually got our hands on a few celebrity cards. Like this one. Mom, thanks for not murdering dad, happy mothers day. Love chelsea. By the way, bill clinton is planning to get up early and prepare breakfast in bed and then he will go home to hillary. [ laughter ] whoa. Greg and this one is nice, a stepmom, what are you up on up to later . Want to party . Love hunter. The guy does not have boundaries. All right, dear mom, happy mothers day, see you soon,
Fox news Saturday Night copper in. This one is going to get nuts. Welcome to another episode of the cake party where everybody is allowing. Republicans, democrats rfk juniors brain, quit okay first from Tonights Panel because it is so hot, democrats are blaming it on climate change. A phenomenal irish comedian who want a Yellow Jacket last time he was on which makes him a typical migrant showing up in new york getting free stuff. [applause] will like Media Sensation at fox columnist daily mail and chris signal dark trail. [laughter] another show out. A joke about kennedy, i wouldnt want people to think youre stepping out in your dog training. [laughter] behavior in The Green Room. I just want to welcome you to new york. One thing you need to know, this is a very politically correct state you are in and the languages not texts. In new york you cant call someone a moron, you have to call them Governor Hochul. [laughter] no idea. [laughter] the people at home, Governor Hochul said the fol
Im Jesse Watters on the judge jeanine pirro, harold ford jr. , kennedy, and greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in new york city, and this is the five. If you thought a Porn Star On The Stand was bad, wait until next week, when full on felon Michael Cohen lets loose. Donald trump wrapping up the 15th day of his Hush Money Trial by ripping his horrible gag order. Everybody can say whatever they want to. They can say whatever they want, but im not allowed to say anything about anybody. If anything is mentioned against certain people, and you know who they are, certain people, anything is even mentioned, he wants to put me in jail, and that could happen one day, and id be very proud to go to jail for our constitution. They have had more than 20 prosecutors sitting there over the fact that somebody paid a lawyer, and then paid the lawyer, so it was a legal expense. That somebody happened to be me. This is what the case is about. Jesse next on the docket is a convicted liar turned Tiktok Influencer Mich
Fox news Saturday Night copper in. This one is going to get nuts. Welcome to another episode of the cake party where everybody is allowing. Republicans, democrats rfk juniors brain, quit okay first from Tonights Panel because it is so hot, democrats are blaming it on climate change. A phenomenal irish comedian who want a Yellow Jacket last time he was on which makes him a typical migrant showing up in new york getting free stuff. [applause] will like Media Sensation at fox columnist daily mail and chris signal dark trail. [laughter] another show out. A joke about kennedy, i wouldnt want people to think youre stepping out in your dog training. [laughter] behavior in The Green Room. I just want to welcome you to new york. One thing you need to know, this is a very politically correct state you are in and the languages not texts. In new york you cant call someone a moron, you have to call them Governor Hochul. [laughter] no idea. [laughter] the people at home, Governor Hochul said the fol
Fox news Saturday Night. Hop in. Welcome to the cable news had party were tonight we are raising red lookups to my late great daisy who buck the hair type in the sky this week. Give it up for daisy, everybody. There is. Some think its crazy to open comedy show on a dead pet but fine spirits because daisy had a great run. This kat youre looking at was 19 years old which in human years would make her mitch mcconnell. [laughter] is a bipartisan show where everyone feels welcome, i figured it would be overcome a ring energy liberals because like the precious wind turbines, shes killed tons of birds. [laughter] my wife is still be done about about my 15yearold son lincoln seems ready to move on. Last night we saw him on the computer checking out Penthouse Pet alaska airlines, one door closes and another one opened. [laughter] flies open and back. With me to discuss, daisy so much more, they are more like the pall bearers that joke was the only thing sadder than my dead kat. As a Superstar F