You havent seen the last of me, hackman i will be baaaaaaack dude, i am so glad we stayed out of that one. Me too captioning by kristi at captionmax www. Captionmax. Com everybody . Welcome to another episode of the daily distancing show. Im trevor noah, and it is now day 52 of us staying inside to try to stop the spread of coronavirus. Heres your quarantine tip of the day if you need to venmo somebody money, instead of sending the null full amount, send one dollar at a time and that way it will feel like youre making it rain. I make it rain i make it rain i make it rain on them hi, grandpa, yeah, the moneys in. How coronavirus made college more fun, lamas mad might save us from the coronavirus and the Supreme Court gets caught with its pants down. Welcome to the daily distancing show. Trevor you know, there are many great rays out there, ray romano, ray donovan, ray romano did i say that one already . But out of all the rays, the one ray we need most now is a ray of sunshine. Lets kic
[ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Wow, thank you very much please, have a seat. Welcome. Welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it youre here. [ cheers and applause you made it. Thank you. You guys, we have Ashton Kutcher on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause iteen a ird few years for ashton people keep waiting for him to pop out of the white house and yell, you just got punkd sorry [ laughter ] so glad youre all here with me tonight. Theres a lot going on right now. It is fashion week here in new york city. [ cheers and applause yeah you can tell its fashion week because earlier today i watched a rat eat the cheese off a a pizza and toss away the he was like, no carbs no carbs this week [ laughter ] no carbs. A lot of interesting clothing comes out during fashion week. I saw that neimanmarcus just unveiled a pair of jeans for 462 take a look at these things. [ laughter ] thats real. Thats real. Thats real. Thats the travolta fit. One
I am a id like to say veteran journalist as opposed to an old journalist. I spent many years in nashville, daily media, the now defunct nashville banner where Michael Mccall toiled at one time and later with the tennessean. You can boo in his if you want, but cannot wont hear you. So i ran off entertainment sections at both newspapers that had a full page of books every week. Those were the days, right . And now thank thankfully for chapter 16 and other we at Washington Post and and so on we can we can so you can you can get a bunch of book reviews lots of places, but they actually have a curated by folks with with a brand you trust is harder to come by a brand thats that much trusted. Is Holly Gleason. To my left whos author of said book. Whats the whats the full prime prime item . Prime preying on prime interviews and encounters and it it dropped just recently, correct . September the september 12th. So thats recent in my world. And well talk all about the genesis of the book and and
You, if you walk out of room the parnassus tent is right in front of you. You buy your copies of this book, and our three authors will be signing at the very next tent behind it. So thank you all for your time coming today. And lets thank these three authors. My name is pat embry. I am a id like to say veteran journalist as opposed to an old journalist. I spent many years in nashville, daily media, the now defunct nashville banner where Michael Mccall toiled at one time and later with the tennessean. You can boo in his if you want, but cannot wont hear you. So i ran off entertainment sections at both newspapers that had a full page of books every week. Those were the days, right . And now thank thankfully for chapter 16 and other we at Washington Post and and so on we can we can so you can you can get a bunch of book reviews lots of places, but they actually have a curated by folks with with a brand you trust is harder to come by a brand thats that much trusted. Is Holly Gleason. To my
Now the show is starting. Get to the chopper [ laughter ] jimmy theres a chopper . There always is a chopper. Lou from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight Arnold Schwarzenegger, and music from jason isbell and the 400 unit, with cleto and the cletones. And now, jimmy kimmel. [ cheering and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. I appreciate that. Im the host. Oh, actually, thats very kind. I have one thing i have to take care of. Apparently apparently while we were gone, theyve been renting our studio out as a pickleball court. [ laughter ] sorry, guys. You cant play here. You have to wrap it up, take it some place else. Im sorry. Try James Cordens studio, he moved to england. [ laughter and applause. Jimmy thanks. Well, hi, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. I dont know about yourself either. In case you have forgotten, my name is jimmy. I have been off the air for five months. Weve been gone so long, the bachelor is now a grandfather. [ laughter ] we mi