[noises]ow! h iiiha chi. samurai is calling me. what s wrong now. did you call me? yes. oh, no, next door being noisy again. so, sorry, i ll go and tell them to be quiet. sorry, sorry. excuse me. [ noises] hey! come and join us. sorry but can you be quiet please, samurai. samurai? samurai? sorry we forgot. sorry. samurai. okay. we ll be quiet. unbelievable. that was your fault. you were the one that started talking about, sum. that was you making all the noise. shhhhhhh be quiet. let s change the subject. what shall we talk about now. we talked about sports. the weather. no. i know. let s talk about [whistles] women, love, romance, passion. look at us. we re not popular with the ladies. we haven t got any stories. actually we ve got no experience. wait! i ve got a story. i had an experience. you? yeah. actually i ve never told you this before but in my younger days i used to work in a kimono shop. you did? yes. and 8 years ago i went to the house of the samurai to sell kimono
i remember his face in my japanese history book. his real name is,foto shim. hi. good to see you. so, many messengers down there. so, they are waiving you. why are they waiving me. to take me. the end of my life. i m dying now. oh, my god. so, any way i don t want to - that the river. must be the sticks i don t want to cross the sticks and die because i have no money. so, six months for currency in japan. cost of six bucks. i have no money so see you later. hey! so go to this. go to the east. [birds chirping] any way i m safe as long as i still with birds. okay. wow. what s that coming towards me. okay. i should grab it. a kind of pole. hey, hey! i m safe. so, any way, let s get to the - got to get out of here. go. get out of here. where am i? whoa this morning the sunrise is very beautiful. that mountain. i m still in japan. wow i m lucky. and there s a place to the temple gate. oh, it s my neighborhood. very lucky. so, where is the five story building. there s the point and
but i cannot find any. oh, i got one. no wonder i could not find it. it s so thin. i can see through it to over there. that s okay. that s okay. sometimes other noodle shops use sponge cake instead. that s terrible. that s terrible. yes, this is real sponge cake. that s okay. that s okay. i m not picky person okay. do i have to eat all? yuck. disgusting. [crying noises] i m almost done. i gave up eating noodles. thank you. thank you how much is it. 16? i have small change can you give me your hand. yes of course. are you ready? [laughing] are you ready to get paid? what s so funny. one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. what time is it now? five. six seven, eight, nine, ten, thank you. the story i would like to perform today is an old classical tail. very, very old story well-known in japan and original tielt s title in english is the samurai. hope you enjoy it. just sit back and relax and enjoy the story. about 300 years ago in the certain period there were inns o
that mountain. i m still in japan. wow i m lucky. and there s a place to the temple gate. oh, it s my neighborhood. very lucky. so, where is the five story building. there s the point and this is the main hall and there it is. i m on the top of the story, tabernacle. i m in trouble. how am i going to get down. what s that? where? on the top of the temple? it s a bird. no. i don t think so. i think it s a man. [laughing] no one could climb up - climb - up. [singing] something is happening in the temple. whoa what s that. i think it s a performer. i think it s a man. man! what s he doing up there? i don t know but he must be in trouble. let s help him but we don t have a ladder. okay. so, somebody, let s bring this across with a big blanket to catch him with. let s help him, hurry up. bring something. there are so many people down there. is it the kind of festival today? i don t know. a big cloth. what s that for? they are shouting but i can t hear anything. louder there, pleas
you? yeah. actually i ve never told you this before but in my younger days i used to work in a kimono shop. you did? yes. and 8 years ago i went to the house of the samurai to sell kimonos and the samurais name was,uto,gotomosh. but when i arrived only the samurais wife was home. sam ris wife? i bet she was gorgeous! oh, yes, she was very sexy, beautiful lady and she invited me into the back room and served me sak . go on! go on! well i stayed there all afternoon. talking and drinking saki and suddenly she looked at me and said, mr. kimono man, come closer. closer. and she looked me right in the eyes and said, i think i m falling in love with you. i am! i love you. i want you. i need you. then she started taking off her kimono. she started to take off her - what happened next! calm down. i can t. i m just so jealous. wow you must have had a wonderful night together. you think so? yeah. actually, no. no. just because right as i was kissing her. samurais brother suddenly came h