don t want to - that the river. must be the sticks i don t want to cross the sticks and die because i have no money. so, six months for currency in japan. cost of six bucks. i have no money so see you later. hey! so go to this. go to the east. [birds chirping] any way i m safe as long as i still with birds. okay. wow. what s that coming towards me. okay. i should grab it. a kind of pole. hey, hey! i m safe. so, any way, let s get to the - got to get out of here. go. get out of here. where am i? whoa this morning the sunrise is very beautiful. that mountain. i m still in japan. wow i m lucky. and there s a place to the temple gate. oh, it s my neighborhood. very lucky. so, where is the five story building. there s the point and this is the main hall and there it is. i m on the top of the story, tabernacle. i m in trouble. how am i going to get down. what s that? where? on the top of the temple? it s a bird. no. i don t think so. i think it s a man. [laughing] no one could clim
tell them to be quiet. sorry, sorry. excuse me. [ noises] hey! come and join us. sorry but can you be quiet please, samurai. samurai? samurai? sorry we forgot. sorry. samurai. okay. we ll be quiet. unbelievable. that was your fault. you were the one that started talking about, sum. that was you making all the noise. shhhhhhh be quiet. let s change the subject. what shall we talk about now. we talked about sports. the weather. no. i know. let s talk about [whistles] women, love, romance, passion. look at us. we re not popular with the ladies. we haven t got any stories. actually we ve got no experience. wait! i ve got a story. i had an experience. you? yeah. actually i ve never told you this before but in my younger days i used to work in a kimono shop. you did? yes. and 8 years ago i went to the house of the samurai to sell kimonos and the samurais name was,uto,gotomosh. but when i arrived only the samurais wife was home. sam ris wife? i bet she was gorgeous! oh, yes, she was
one of the birds wake up. bird:i can t breathe. so i must be catching a bad cold. i drank too much, saki rice wine last night. was a little tipsy. i don t remember. any way. think can t move. someone is leaning on me so who is it. my cousin. my brother. we ve been got by a hunter. hey! my cousin, wake up. no. not a good morning. we ve been caught by a hunter. pass the word but be quiet okay. okay. wake up, wake up, wake up. wake up. wake up. wake up. wake up. wake up. wake up. hey! did you wake up? we ve been caught by a hunter. right. i got a good plan. just do what i say. at the count of three, you flap your wings as hard as you can. right? 1, 2, 3 - flapping! i can t move. [help me screaming] very good. whoa. i m going high. very good. wow. what is that. the lake. not the lake. big river. wow. what? many bridges. the bridge is very old. so, don t go plenty more all right. so. this is a real birds eye view. very good. someone is flying like me. i remember his face in my jap
huh? be quiet. look at this. three young men on holiday. three beautiful geishas and all this expensive saki we ordered from you and you tell us to be quiet. actually we don t mind but someone next door complained. someone complained? about us? tell them to come here and complain to our faces. no. no. wait! i understand. they re just jealous. we re here having a good time and they re all alone, right? that s it. they re just jealous. maybe so but actually it s not just an ordinary person that complains. what do you mean not an ordinary person? someone with three heads, six legs? a ghost? very funny, sir, but actually it s a samurai. samurai? next door? why didn t you tell us. we don t like samurais? sometimes they just kill people by mistakes. sorry about that. samurai? okay. okay. we understand and we ll be quiet. okay. ladies sorry. parties over. see you next time. sorry. we will go to bed now. shall i bring out the futons. yes but don t put them in a row. put the heads tog
any way you will get the business. don t worry. don t worry. what s the name of your shop? bingo. don go. i m going to see after this maybe i should not go. so, i have to tell you the noodle should be ready. not yet. you are slow. the water was not boiling. i have a short temple when the noodle man is slow - oh, is it ready. that s okay. my temper is not that short. chopsticks. chopsticks usually they provide all the chopsticks and no one is good. who knows if they re clean or not. your chopsticks are not. these are wet. what? you just wash it down. fine. fine. this one have green onion on them. that s okay. that s okay. i can wipe it off. now a bowl is usually bowl in other shops are cracked and cheap as these. how do i drink the soup if it s like this it will hurt my lips. i don t care this is a good design. oh, this smells good. i eat your noodles almost every night and i can tell if they re good or not by they re smell. [slirping] disgusting. that s okay. that s okay. hot