this expensive saki we ordered from you and you tell us to be quiet. actually we don t mind but someone next door complained. someone complained? about us? tell them to come here and complain to our faces. no. no. wait! i understand. they re just jealous. we re here having a good time and they re all alone, right? that s it. they re just jealous. maybe so but actually it s not just an ordinary person that complains. what do you mean not an ordinary person? someone with three heads, six legs? a ghost? very funny, sir, but actually it s a samurai. samurai? next door? why didn t you tell us. we don t like samurais? sometimes they just kill people by mistakes. sorry about that. samurai? okay. okay. we understand and we ll be quiet. okay. ladies sorry. parties over. see you next time. sorry. we will go to bed now. shall i bring out the futons. yes but don t put them in a row. put the heads together so we can talk in bed. is it okay for us to talk in bed. that s no problem talk as
excuse me. [ noises] hey! come and join us. sorry but can you be quiet please, samurai. samurai? samurai? sorry we forgot. sorry. samurai. okay. we ll be quiet. unbelievable. that was your fault. you were the one that started talking about, sum. that was you making all the noise. shhhhhhh be quiet. let s change the subject. what shall we talk about now. we talked about sports. the weather. no. i know. let s talk about [whistles] women, love, romance, passion. look at us. we re not popular with the ladies. we haven t got any stories. actually we ve got no experience. wait! i ve got a story. i had an experience. you? yeah. actually i ve never told you this before but in my younger days i used to work in a kimono shop. you did? yes. and 8 years ago i went to the house of the samurai to sell kimonos and the samurais name was,uto,gotomosh. but when i arrived only the samurais wife was home. sam ris wife? i bet she was gorgeous! oh, yes, she was very sexy, beautiful lady and she in
because i have no money. so, six months for currency in japan. cost of six bucks. i have no money so see you later. hey! so go to this. go to the east. [birds chirping] any way i m safe as long as i still with birds. okay. wow. what s that coming towards me. okay. i should grab it. a kind of pole. hey, hey! i m safe. so, any way, let s get to the - got to get out of here. go. get out of here. where am i? whoa this morning the sunrise is very beautiful. that mountain. i m still in japan. wow i m lucky. and there s a place to the temple gate. oh, it s my neighborhood. very lucky. so, where is the five story building. there s the point and this is the main hall and there it is. i m on the top of the story, tabernacle. i m in trouble. how am i going to get down. what s that? where? on the top of the temple? it s a bird. no. i don t think so. i think it s a man. [laughing] no one could climb up - climb - up. [singing] something is happening in the temple. whoa what s that. i think
experience. wait! i ve got a story. i had an experience. you? yeah. actually i ve never told you this before but in my younger days i used to work in a kimono shop. you did? yes. and 8 years ago i went to the house of the samurai to sell kimonos and the samurais name was,uto,gotomosh. but when i arrived only the samurais wife was home. sam ris wife? i bet she was gorgeous! oh, yes, she was very sexy, beautiful lady and she invited me into the back room and served me sak . go on! go on! well i stayed there all afternoon. talking and drinking saki and suddenly she looked at me and said, mr. kimono man, come closer. closer. and she looked me right in the eyes and said, i think i m falling in love with you. i am! i love you. i want you. i need you. then she started taking off her kimono. she started to take off her - what happened next! calm down. i can t. i m just so jealous. wow you must have had a wonderful night together. you think so? yeah. actually, no. no. just because rig
where am i? whoa this morning the sunrise is very beautiful. that mountain. i m still in japan. wow i m lucky. and there s a place to the temple gate. oh, it s my neighborhood. very lucky. so, where is the five story building. there s the point and this is the main hall and there it is. i m on the top of the story, tabernacle. i m in trouble. how am i going to get down. what s that? where? on the top of the temple? it s a bird. no. i don t think so. i think it s a man. [laughing] no one could climb up - climb - up. [singing] something is happening in the temple. whoa what s that. i think it s a performer. i think it s a man. man! what s he doing up there? i don t know but he must be in trouble. let s help him but we don t have a ladder. okay. so, somebody, let s bring this across with a big blanket to catch him with. let s help him, hurry up. bring something. there are so many people down there. is it the kind of festival today? i don t know. a big cloth. what s that for? the