greg: yes, it s friday and you know what that means, huh? i really have to go to the bathroom. but i m not. i m going to wait until it s over. let s welcome tonight s guests. this early bird sure is special, fox and friends first cohost carley shimkus! [cheers and applause] greg: believe it or not, he s the only guy on the show tonight named hotep, youtube host hotep jesus! [cheers and applause]. greg: he looks like the guy who came to cut down your trees. comedian jim florentine! [cheers and applause] greg: and, finally, she s the first author to weigh less than her book, fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. yeah, lively bunch tonight. okay, before we get to some new stories it s friday. so let s do this. greg leftovers. greg: yeah, it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and as always it s my first time reading these, so if they suck we ll just chemically castrate joe mackey. not that it would make a
shhh. hotep: these progressives tell on themselves because they live in this world of elitism but she s right because you have to be smart to receive these indoctrination of these colleges of marxism. when you re dumb like me, you re like, oh, this stuff doesn t make any sense. greg: kat, you have nobody s watching but maybe that one guy kat: i hope you re watching if you use the bathroom in studio d i m done with you. and actually you re pissed more specifically. this person in the bathroom used it, peed on the toilet seat left it up and walked out. who are you that you just walk into an office bathroom and piss all over the place like this is fine. greg: which show was it kat: it s not fine or okay, i m done cleaning up after you and i m going to start exposing you to other people. and if you think that s disgusting you re disgusting. i m done cleaning up your piss. jim: kat, i m sorry