greg: yes, it s friday and you know what that means, huh? i really have to go to the bathroom. but i m not. i m going to wait until it s over. let s welcome tonight s guests. this early bird sure is special, fox and friends first cohost carley shimkus! [cheers and applause] greg: believe it or not, he s the only guy on the show tonight named hotep, youtube host hotep jesus! [cheers and applause]. greg: he looks like the guy who came to cut down your trees. comedian jim florentine! [cheers and applause] greg: and, finally, she s the first author to weigh less than her book, fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. yeah, lively bunch tonight. okay, before we get to some new stories it s friday. so let s do this. greg leftovers. greg: yeah, it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and as always it s my first time reading these, so if they suck we ll just chemically castrate joe mackey. not that it would make a
jim florentine. jim: i mean, i don t know. i mean, maybe. but, look, i m in a sag actor union, so greg: are you on strike? jim: well, my joke bombed tonight. i couldn t write any. [laughter] greg: when you write a joke do you then look at the mirror and call yourself a scab? jim: i did this morning. i m like i m crossing the picket line. i don t believe it it. i work on this show on comedy central and they re all on strike right now. i mean, i make prank phone calls am i really an actor? i m really not but technically i am so i m on strike. greg: you are the rosa parks of prank phone callers. i don t even know if that makes sense. jim: i m trying to figure out. greg: because you re on strike but you re like a protester. i don t know what i m saying.