Seen of me on twitter. Yes, thats me. And, yes, thats an unarmed protester in a cage. But in my defense, he was resisting. And delicious. Remember, only you are responsible for what i do with dr. Stick here. Im just following orders now, if youll excuse me, curfews coming up, and i need to go season a few protesters. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight more quiet than riot. Plus, stephen welcomes congresswoman karen bass. Andrew ross sorkin. And musical guests grace potter with jackson browne, marcus king, and lucius. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen you ready over there . Yeah. Stephen what, are you ordering dinner . I was just checking my emails, babe. Stephen youre checking your emails . Were doing a show. Welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Its friday. America made it to the end of the week. So, tgif, by which, of course, now stands for this government is fascist. Im
cheers and applause its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, impeachykeen. Plus, stephen welcomes Whoopi Goldberg. And Tanehisi Coates featuring jon batiste and stay human. Nod live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen come on wooo wow wow stephen please, have a seat sit thank you very much welcome to the late show. Ladies and gentlemen, im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause oh, good lordy. What a day. You really feel the ground shifting under your feet. But it youve got a seatbelt on your couch, one why . Number two buckle up, because for two and a half years, donald trump has had scandal after scandal russian collusion, obstruction of justice, saying nazis are fine people, being an unnamed coconspirator to Campaign Finance violations, lying about the moscow trump tower, stealing money to pay for the border wall, faking the weather with a sharpie. Every time every time none of those is made up. Ever
Firstly, sir, i just thumped the back of Louie Gohmerts head as i was coming over here. And although his rind is still hard, i do hear a sloshing sound in there. Do you believe that Louie Gohmerts head is an overripe melon and would best serve our country by rotting on a compost heap . Yes. laughter and applause stephen sir, is it true that President Trump is the most corrupt and dishonest president of the last 100 years . That is generally correct, yes. laughter and applause stephen in the last 200 years . Yes. Stephen is donald trump the most corrupt president in all parallel universes, alternate dimensions, and nether realms . If it is in the report, that is accurate. laughter stephen yeah, yeah, its in there. Switching gears, sir, do you think if you put a top hat on that man over your Left Shoulder right there, he would resemble rich uncle penny bags . Yes. laughter stephen lets find out bell rings applause mr. Chairman, let the record show that it does. Thank you. Now, mr. Muelle
The front loop v stitch might seem appropriate here, but the front loop v stitch is a zionist deception. Use the staggered spike stitch on the fringe. To complete your cozy, snip the excess red yarn. Wait. Wait. The blue yarn im pretty sure its the red yarn. Or is it the blue yarn . Yeah, ill just go with the red. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight beyonce and the internet. Plus, stephen welcomes Whoopi Goldberg. Kathryn hahn. And a musical performance from Courtney Barnett and kurt vile. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause band playing stephen hey cheers and applause whoo ladies and gentlemen, wonderful crowd here and welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause piano riff you know, trump and his republican buddies are still trying to do anything. So far, nothing. The latest chop at the tball is tax reform. Today, they anno
Seem appropriate here, but the front loop v stitch is a zionist deception. Use the staggered spike stitch on the fringe. To complete your cozy, snip the excess red yarn. Wait. Wait. The blue yarn im pretty sure its the red yarn. Or is it the blue yarn . Yeah, ill just go with the red. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight beyonce and the internet. Plus, stephen welcomes Whoopi Goldberg. Kathryn hahn. And a musical performance from Courtney Barnett and kurt vile. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause band playing stephen hey cheers and applause whoo ladies and gentlemen, wonderful crowd here and welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause piano riff you know, trump and his republican buddies are still trying to do anything. So far, nothing. The latest chop at the tball is tax reform. Today, they announced a 1. 5 trillion overhaul