tarlov, along with judge jeanine pirro. charlie hurt kennedy and tyrus. it s 5:00 here in new york city. and this the five. twas the night before christmas. the studio was set for the table to discuss the big topics. you bet. the stockings were hung by the cameras with care in hopes that the five would soon be on air when out of the green room arose. such clatter. it was just judge jeanine stealing a cookie from the platter. put your vote. okay, that s enough of that. and we re going to get to the news a few minutes. but now it s time for our christmas fastest. first up, sick of sad secret santa gifts. well, one man is vowing to never participated in his office like a strange ever again after only receiving a box full of assorted mini candy bars as his. charge. i feel like this would be a dream gift for you, actually, to get candy. it is dream gift. but here s the problem. here s this guy very upset because he spent all this time getting a present someone and in exc
yeah, yeah, yeah. thank you. thank you. thank you. however, that feels so good. it s friday, so you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guests. she runs bikes and swims. anything to avoid the cops. joseph kennedy saves the world podcast. he s the funniest thing to come out of new jersey since chris christie s diet coach, actor and comedian. it s all good as a former miss florida citrus. she never blames the juice. former state department spokeswoman and founder of polaris and security morgan taking. and he s the naughty list for eating sandy s reindeer. new york times best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion darren. all right. now, before we get to some news stories, do this. greg s left. yes, that s right. it s the leftovers where i read that jokes. we did news this week. and as always, it s my first time reading them. so if they , we ll send joe machi a strip club and have lizzo give him a tap dance. ooh, tap dance. no, you re right. it s
that s right! that s right! thank you! thank you, thank you, thank you. it s always crazy when the girl scouts of america are in the audience. [laughter] happy thursday. so, are the young uns about to give the boot to the drooling old coot? he s crushing biden with voters under the age of 30, a group he won by 25 points in 2020. i know, it is early yet. then again, when you consider joe s age, i don t think anything could be too early. let s just say, when joe has a pizza delivered and the guy on the phone says it s going to be 45 minutes, he breaks into a cold sweat. because he s, like, old. really old. greg: really old. liked, jesus christ was a freshman in his senior year, old. i m talking old. greg: we ve got to go possible candidates. one of them is skin glued to a skeleton, and the other is trump. true, donald is aging like everybody else, except oddly it s backwards. he looks great. his hair is still a natural orange. and he s funnier than ever. but how is he
judge jeanine pirro, charlie hurt, kennedy, and tyrus. it s 5:00 in new york city, and this is the five. was the five before christmas, the studio was set for the table to discuss the big topics. the stockings were hung by the cameras with care in hopes that the five would soon be on air. when out in the greenroom us rose such a clatter, it was just judge jeanine stealing a cookie from the platter. okay, that is enough of that. we are going to get to the news in a few minutes but now it is time for a christmas fastest. first up. think of secret santa gifts. one man is vowing to never participate in his office exchange ever again after only receiving a box full of a assorted mini candy bars as is present. judge, i feel like this would be a dream gift for you, actually, to get candy. jeanine: it is a dream gift. here is the problem. this guy is very upset because he spent all this time getting a present for someone, and in exchange, he got left over candy. he assume
right. thank you. than k you. thank you.than thank you. so it s crazy when the girl scouts of america are in the audienceof ameri . happy happy thursday. so are the young uns about to sot to that drooling old coot? in a new fox, donald trump is crushing joe biden, 51 to 44 among voters under the age of 30, a group joe won by 25 points in 2020. i know truwon bye. it s early yet. then again, when you consider joe s age, i don tgain, wh think anything could be too early. let s just sae toy joe hass a pizza delivery and the guygo on the phone says it s going to be 45 minutes. he breaks int45o a cold min sweat because he s like old, really old, really old. like jesus christ was a freshman in his senior frf talking old.d. so we got two possible candidates. one of them is skin glued to a skeleto n and the other is trump. true, donald s aging just like anybody else except oddly, it s backwards. everybodelse, ex he looks grer his hair is stil il a naturalhav orange that i