hello, america. i m jimmy fallon, the king locke of late night. greg gutfeld is out. and that s a good thing becaus,e would totally trash this jacket from my overweight figure skater collection like, listen, folks, greg bashes my wardrobe a lot. but in my defense, unlike greg, i can t borrow clothes from peter dinklage. jimmy. anyway, we have a great show for you tonight with a. but before we get to them, it is friday. now, the normal tradition on gutfeld is that we d open with leftovers. but seeing as it s the last episod leftov the e of 2023, the produe agreed to let me share my final thoughts on the year. if it s okay with you people. final thoughts now.. to be honest, 2023 was a bit of a dumpster fire, but it did teach us a lot things. , for instance, but why taught us that this was not what customers meant when they asked the bartender for a beer with some nut some s nut so silly. yeah. the mulvaney story turned the of beers into the rodney king of beers. but
hello, everyone, and welcome to this speciaecial edition of hannity . i m tammy bruce. and for sean, on this last fridayn of han. tammy b of 2023. we begin with a shocking f displariy of authoritarianism in the state of all places, the state of mainenism. last night, secretary of state shenna bellows, a devout democrat, decided that shepowe alone has the power to pick and choose who is allowed to appear on the 2024on republican primary ballot. and of course, donal the rd trud not make the cut. maine s far left secretary. of state believes deep in her heart that trump committedlievet act of insurrection despite no charges or convictions o tr lik that. yeah. naturally, moments after . banning trump, bellows appearedd on msnbc and cnn to brag o about her heartfelt decision. watch this. to follow the man to, ensure the candidates, all the candidates who appear on the primary ballot are qualified for the office they seek. it is unprecedented. no secretaryseek of state has
yeah, yeah, yeah. thank you. thank you. thank you. however, that feels so good. it s friday, so you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guests. she runs bikes and swims. anything to avoid the cops. joseph kennedy saves the world podcast. he s the funniest thing to come out of new jersey since chris christie s diet coach, actor and comedian. it s all good as a former miss florida citrus. she never blames the juice. former state department spokeswoman and founder of polaris and security morgan taking. and he s the naughty list for eating sandy s reindeer. new york times best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion darren. all right. now, before we get to some news stories, do this. greg s left. yes, that s right. it s the leftovers where i read that jokes. we did news this week. and as always, it s my first time reading them. so if they , we ll send joe machi a strip club and have lizzo give him a tap dance. ooh, tap dance. no, you re right. it s
politics. i m john king in washington. thank you for sharing your day with us. fox pays up the network. thanks. a $787 million element with dominion historic and an embarrassing some, but it s an important but fox escapes without publicly saying these words to its viewers. sorry. we lied to you. bus to florida man battle for the approval of yes, mostly other florida meant donald trump tries to outshine ron desantis by nabbing more congressional endorsements from florida and alabama police announcing just moments ago, they are arrested two teams on reckless murder charges that connected to a sad sweet 16 mass shooting that killed four a prosecutor promises to try the suspects. as adults at first for us, though truth lies and yes, lots of money. $787.5 million to be exact. that is the eye popping total. fox agreed to pay dominion voting systems to settle a defamation suit that asked for twice that much now does that represent accountability for its constant lies that the 2020 e
terrorizing our community. history of this country fleeing harm. new york city open first migrant tent shelter. put citizens first. who is funding this and putting it together? how long are they going to be out there? pena lifts one in the air deep left field. and jeremy pena sends one out of here. i feel my heart beat, baby i feel my heart beating under my skin. brian: always wanted to ride a ferris wheel in the fall, looks like they are just lining up. that is in wildwood, new jersey. in nearby pennsylvania or anywhere else, feel free to come by. but the bigger story is starting in about an hour where i will for the first time have a chance to witness and then take part in pickle ball. it s a plastic pickle ball composite of wood paddle i understand played in 1965 in bainbridge island washington, u.s.a. it took a while to kick in. now it is the rage of this nation. steve: well, in fact i was down in the villages a couple of weeks ago. and this weekend i wa