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And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 689, orlando steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh my goodness look at that crowd looking good [ cheers and applause ] looking good, in the neighborhood hey, welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show this is it baby [ cheers and applause ] you made it youre here well the big story is still former fbi director, james comeys testimony yesterday. And i saw that trumps lawyer responded with a statement that was filled with typos and even misspelled the word president. [ laughter ] trump was like, did he forget the z . [ laughter ] because i do that. Its a common mistake. [ laughter and applause ] forget the z . No. During his testimony comey said that he had a friend leak his memos to the New York Times to get a special council appointed to the russia investigation. And thats when he found out that if you say the words leak, New York Times, and russia. Donald trump suddenly appears behind you. Hes li
Ro steve and now, here he is, [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh my goodness look at that crowd looking good [ cheers and applause ] looking good, in the neighborhood hey, welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show this is it baby [ cheers and applause ] you made it youre here well the big story is still former fbi director, james comeys testimony yesterday. And i saw that trumps lawyer responded with a statement that was filled with typos and even misspelled the word president. [ laughter ] trump was like, did he forget the z . [ laughter ] because i do that. Its a common mistake. [ laughter and applause ] forget the z . No. During his testimony comey said that he had a friend leak his memos to the New York Times to get a special council appointed to the russia investigation. And thats when he found out that if you say the words leak, New York Times, and russia. Donald trump suddenly appears behind you. Hes like oh like beetlejuice. Hey [ applause ] comey also said that hes sure tr
Republicans have a simple agenda for america lower taxes, closed borders, and raw dogging. No protection at all. Republicans arent afraid to take a stand for a strog military, protecting the second amendment, and barebacking. And why are republicans so passionate about banning the love glove . cause it feels good. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Stop gun plus, stephen welcomes Julia Louisdreyfus and musical guest hozier. Featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen thank you very much. Thank you very much. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome one and all to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. [cheering] today marks the 80th anniversary of dday, or as they call it in chicago, daaaaa day. [laughter] dday, of course, the turning point in defeating the nazis the original nazis, not the gritty reboot. To commemorate the sacrifices of world war ii, l
Right now Good Samaritans race to the rescue of a woman trapped in a sinking suv. A possible motive for murder why investigators think an elderly man was can killed and his wife was attacked inside their massachusetts home. And big news for anyone whos ever wanted to try a cuban cigar. The changes now in place. Thanks so much for being with us this morning. If you can stay under those covers as long as you can. Its a chilly one out there. Barry burbank standing by. I know you put your heat on in your car. Can you believe that . No. I try not to do that. Its kind of cold this morning. I broke down. Happening in the Weather Bug Network as we go to the hs hollis 37 this morning. Starting out pretty chilly in some spots even colder than we just showed you 29 in norwell at the airport, there are some cold places but its mostly clear out there. There will be sunshine, we had a clouds approaching earlier. I dont see much now looks like most of the clouds have disappeared. Bright Sunshine Chil