Coverage of the results, starting with Jordan Klepper covering the president ial race. Thats right. Specifically, which president did you most enjoy seeing jon bleep on. For nearly 17 years, jon stewart and the daily show have taken on all president s without fear or favor, providing satirical commentary on every occupant of the oval office. Its bush, right . 100 bush. Has to be bush. Totally bush. Heres a clip of the winning segment. Jon now, as you know, the administrations conduct concerning prosecuting the war on terror has been questioned by some. laughter but as the president himself explains, theres a perfectly good reason why we dont understand what hes doing. This is a different kind of war. A kind of war weve never faced before. Its a totally different kind of war. Its. Its. Than. Than ones were used to. I told you its a different kind of war with a different kind of enemy. Jon they. They wear shoes on their hands. laughter and applause im telling you, these people are crazy.
cheers and applause jon from the daily show, my name is jon stewart were going to have a guest tonight, his name is denis leary cheers and applause stop, stop, stop the road to the 2016 election continues to wind its slow torturous way. Last night, 14 candidates appeared to see who would be chosen as their partys president ial nominee. That was different from a collection of indistinguishable individual undergoing a much more skillbased shrek. Do we have anything from the forum . The twohour forum played out like political speed date, 14 republican candidates sharing a single stage in New Hampshire. Jon a single stage the worst dinner production of cats ever looked like this. Senator ted cruz attended via satellite. What was so important he couldnt attend in person . In texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks. gunfire laughter jon are we sure thats grease . Perhaps some ejaculate from how much you love guns . By the way, you really need to add bacon to get americans t
The road to the 2016 election continues to wind its slow torturous way. Last night, 14 candidates appeared to see who would be chosen as their partys president ial nominee. That was different from a collection of distinguishable individual undergoing a much more skillbased shrek. Do we have anything from the forum . The twohour forum played out like political speed date, 14 republican candidates sharing a single stage in new hampshire. Jon a single stage the worst dinner production of cats ever looked like this. Senator ted cruz attended via satellite. What was so important he couldnt attend in person . In texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks. gunfire laughter jon are we sure thats grease . Perhaps some ejaculate from how much you love guns . By the way, you really need to add bacon to get americans to like guns . For gods sake, its not salad or medicine. Americans use guns for a lot of things coring apples, unclogging toilets, ear pierci piercing ah. Listen, gitte
Goodbye . You still have another show to do. Trevor of course. Wait. Youre alive. Why are you talking to me from the clouds . Because im oprah, baby i do what i want trevor wow. From chicago, the city thats apparently too good for normal pizza, its the daily show undesked with trevor noah cheers and applause trevor whats going on, chicago . cheers and applause thank you so much, everybody welcome welcome, everybody welcome to the daily show in chicago our final night you guys have been amazing all week im trevor noah and i could not be more excited. Weve got a great, great show for you tonight. cheers and applause thank you so much. Take a seat, everybody. You guys have been amazing. Thank you so much. Weve had a great day. Our final show, our guest, i could not be more excited, rapper and chicago native vic mensa is joining us, everybody cheers and applause were going to have a fun conversation with him. And can i just say, after watching last nights baseball game, i hope the cubs win
If you know what im saying. Yeah, see you guys later. Come on, boys, youre holdin up the bus. Oh, wow, look, its kenny g himself. Thank you for a wonderful concert, mr. G. Ggoodbye. Oh, well, thank you. You know, its funny, you kiss just like my dad. Well, miss crabtree, this certainly has been a great trip. Lets head home. Which way should we go . Second star to the right and straight on till morning. Tower. Goodbye wrigley field. Goodbye pharmacy on the corner. Trevor Trevor Noah Trevor oprah. Is that you . Trevor, why are you saying goodbye . You still have another show to do. Trevor of course. Wait. Youre alive. Why are you talking to me from the clouds . Because im oprah, baby i do what i want trevor wow. From chicago, the city thats apparently too good for normal pizza, its the daily show undesked with trevor noah cheers and applause trevor whats going on, chicago . cheers and applause thank you so much, everybody welcome welcome, everybody welcome to the daily show in chicago ou