cheers and applause what do you have to lose if i bet even militants would be, like, we must destroy america oh, look balloons balloons im going to make a bunny laughter and if america misses its target, it wouldnt be so bad. Bb news today, 42 million civilians were senselessly cheered up by a balloon strike. cheers and applause i will tell you, there is someone who needs balloons in his life, donald trump, because at the d. N. C. , Michael Bloomberg dropped a donald trump distrack. Trump says he wants to run the nation like hes running his business . God help us. Im a new yorker and i know a con when i see one. Truth be told, the richest thing about donald trump is his hypocrisy. Trevor right, so we covered the on the show yesterday, and one of the biggest discussions of this Election Year has been does donald trump have the temperament to be president , because being a president especially in a nation in control of Nuclear Weapons requires you have measured responses. As a leader of
How did i manage to raise such a smart kid . Ive had a great teacher. Thanks, son. No, not you, my karate teacher. Hes really smart. Oh, well, tell you what. Lets leave the car here, walk home, and watch the game. Id like to have another beer or two. All right. Come on or maybe ill have three beers . Thats probably okay, if you spread it out. How about four . I think youre pushing it. How about twenty . Thats not disaprin. Right, right, does vodka count . Dad captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheering, applause welcome to the daily show. Im trevor noah. Thank you so much, everybody. Thank you so much. My guest tonight, from the angry birds movie, Jason Sudeikis is joining us. cheering, applause yeah. With the birds. Hes here with the birds from the movie. Uh, but first, big news coming out of virginia. Mike webb wants to be the next congressman to represent virginias eighth di
Clinton. And to see the rest of that play was watching. laughter this time i want to sit in the back. So many stars, so many stars. And just like just when you were like, you know, how can they top all this . How can they improve on this . Is when they brought in the supernova, Michelle Obama. Today, i wake up every morning in a house that wassibility by slaves. And i watch my daughters two beautiful, intelligent black young women playing with their dogs on the white house lawn. Trevor i feel like people cheered early on the slaves part. They were excited. I grew up in a house built by slaves. And they were like, i live in a house yay built by slaves. I felt bad for republicans last night, whatever your politics, you have to admit these days they cant bring that kind of star power. They dont have a Michelle Obama. They have a Michelle Obama tribute. It was almost a disaster for the democrats. For most of the day it seemed the party was going to rip itself apart from the seam because th
Trevor thank you thank you so much welcome to the daily show what an exciting week we have been covering the Democratic National convention here in philadelphia so much fun. Everyone, thank you so much for having us. This is officially our last show here and were ending the week with a great guest, new jersey senator cory booker is joining us, everybody cheers and applause lets get straight into it. Last night was officially the end of the Democratic National convention, and hillary was excited that she was finally the nominee, and bill clinton was just as excited that there were balloons laughter look how happy he is he looks high look at his face laughter he says, i cant believe all these balloons. Wow, the blue ones hes so excited. You know what, after recent events in the news and the negative rhetoric of the conventions, especially in cleveland, i feel we all need balloons in our life, you know, because i understand bill clinton. There is no situation in which a balloon is a negat
Shes fun loving. laughter people on twitter are freaked out. They asked tay, hey, are you a racist . To which he she replied, because you are a mexican laughter she figured twitter out. This is easily the most offensive product to come out of microsoft since that fascist paper clip they made. applause but lets move on. You know, its been a few days since the brussels terror attacks and many people, especially those in europe, are still reeling from the events, but despite the awfulness of what happened, its been heartening to see the people of europe coming together at a time like. This and it was just important for their leaders to respond with a positive message. We all stand together with our ally belgium. We need to stand together against these appalling terrorists. We have offered the belgian government all possible assistance. Ive expressed to the belgian government our indispensable support. We are allies in this battle. They can scare and divide it, as long as we dont allow tha