Goodbye . You still have another show to do. Trevor of course. Wait. Youre alive. Why are you talking to me from the clouds . Because im oprah, baby i do what i want trevor wow. From chicago, the city thats apparently too good for normal pizza, its the daily show undesked with trevor noah cheers and applause trevor whats going on, chicago . cheers and applause thank you so much, everybody welcome welcome, everybody welcome to the daily show in chicago our final night you guys have been amazing all week im trevor noah and i could not be more excited. Weve got a great, great show for you tonight. cheers and applause thank you so much. Take a seat, everybody. You guys have been amazing. Thank you so much. Weve had a great day. Our final show, our guest, i could not be more excited, rapper and chicago native vic mensa is joining us, everybody cheers and applause were going to have a fun conversation with him. And can i just say, after watching last nights baseball game, i hope the cubs win forever. cheers and applause i hope they win forever just because i could never get tired of watching them do this. Baseball fans were up late last night. The cubs, theyre still alive. Bobby breaking out of his slump, two homers in the second and fifth and they were dancing big time in the bullpen as a result. Lots to dance about in this game. laughter applause trevor thats amazing. Im sorry. That is the most fun thing ive ever seen. applause i dont even know if theyre celebrating a home run or ifs in a peanuts christmas party. Thats what it sounds like. laughter the guys in the video, you have a man in the back thats a oneman konga line, then this man,o a robot, then this guy, i forgot my keys i love this city so much. Chicagos so much fun. cheers and applause lets move on to the story blowing up the news. I dont know if you know, but theres a guy named donald trump whose president booing from day one of his presidency hes possessed an ability to conjure scandal out of thin air. President trump making backlash after saying president obama didnt call families of those killed in duty. He talked about why he remained silent for twelve days after an ambush in niger. Trevor how do you start so clear and veer offtrack . He was handed the baton and instead of staying in his lane, he walks off the track, drives a car down the cliff, gets out and dusts himself off and says, why didnt obama drive . laughter one little moment and then all week long it just kept snowballing out of control. The controversy growing after mr. Trump insisted he called all of the families of soldiers killed during his presidency. My policy is ive auld every one of them. But the widow of Sergeant Jonathan hunter killed in august in afghanistan said she never heard from the president. I dont like i was told i would receive the phone call but never did. This father said President Trump called in july to offer condolences and offered to send him a personal check for 25,000. The money never came. The white house said it mailed the check wednesday only after the story was published. Trevor dude how do you mess up a call so badly . Trump calls a man to offer condolences on the death of his son and somehow ends up stiffing him 25,000 . How did this spiral out of control . He cant help himself. Lets be honest. I bet when a reporter called him and said wheres the money you owe that man . I bet trump said, thank you for reminding me as a show of gratitude ill give you 25,000. How do you feel . Wevegoat gone from niger to a threeday media storm about trump calling the families. The families hope the president would reach out and end up wishing they let them go to voicemail. The new controversy facing President Trump. Hes taking heat for alleged insensitive remark me made to widow of slain army sergeant. A congresswoman overheard the call. I didnt hear the whole phone call but i heard him say im sure he knew what he was signing up for. The comments were taken far out of context by the media and if there is any frustration i think thats where it should be focused. Trevor in trumps defense, and i know people dont like that phrase, donald trump is the worst at words, all right . Can we agree on that . He is the worst at words. applause he was probably trying to convey a heartfelt message but instead the people interpreted it as him disrespecting the troops. Thats what i said. He was trying something and people were, like, donald trump you disrespected the troops. I bet you wherever Colin Kaepernick is right now hes probably, like, well, aint that a bitch . applause because thats not what he was trying to do. And i dont know, i dont think we should be surprised that trump offended this family. Weve all heard him speak. Were offend evidence riday. Do you think a phone is going to magically transform him into an eloquent man, like trump will be talking about all these losers and haters, bing, bing, bong, bong, bigly hold on, ive got to make a call. Greetings and salutations my soul is awash in a great flood of sorrow as i reflect upon your circumstance. Fare thee well. Right, where was i . Little rocket man its not going to happen. cheers and applause i mean, clearly, clearly, donald trump sucks at making these calls, which is unfortunate, because i dont know who at the white house can make these calls, right . Jared kushner cant do it because hes on line one fixing the middle east. You dont want Sarah Huckabee sanders calling because shell tell you your son didnt die. Then 30 other people cant do it because theyve all been fired. There is nobody who can make the calls. Maybe melania can make the call, though i dont trust her to not sneak in her own personal agenda. Shes, like, im so jealous for the loss of your husband. laughter applause and, look, trump cant be faulted for not being articulate, but he can be blamed for making an unnecessary problem worse. All right . Because when people accused him of being insensitive, he could have just said, i apologize, it wasnt my intention to offend anyone, but instead he act like this. I didnt say what that congresswoman said, didnt say it at all. She knows it. And shes saying i did not say it. I did not say what she said. I had a very nice conversation with the woman, with the wife who is sounded like a lovely woman, did mott say what the congresswoman said. Trevor i didnt say it. I didnt say it. No is. I didnt say it. No, i didnt say it. Come on, donald. Donald, just say youre sorry, donald. But i didnt do it i want to talk about my tax cuts. Donnell, no, were not going to talk about tax cuts until you apologize. I hate you youre not my real voters you know what, donald . We didnt want you either, okay . You were an accident there was a hole in the Electronic System and were just trying to make this work, donald now go to your room cheers and applause so here we are. At the end of another week, going through another scandal that didnt need to exist because do you guys even remember what this press conference was about . Does anyone remember . It was trump coming out with Mitch Mcconnell to say everything was going well. laughter that was the original cause. Thats why they did it. Can you imagine if you worked in the white house, right . Like imagine if you were there before the press conference and you were there afterwards but you missed the press conference itself, you would be, like, what the bleep happened . laughter imagine, you would be waiting there and be, like, okay, so, this press conference, what are we doing . Trump would say, mitch and i are just going to say were friends. Thats it . Yeah, yeah, thats it. Okay, cool. Sounds easy. Im going to take a dump. See you afterwards. You come back ten minutes later, yo, quickly we need a list of gold star families were in a fight with a lady in a cowboy hat and we need to borrow 25,000 just do it cheers and applause every single press conference becomes something else. Think about it. The other time it was, like, okay, whats this press conference about . Well, were just going to talk about roads and bridges. Infrastructure, thats safe and boring. Im going to take a dump. Ten minutes, ill be back you. Come back, yo do you know any good nazis . Please what about the roads . Forget the roads we need to find good nazis bleep a cliff cheers and applause must be insane look, this problem isnt getting any better. So basically, if youre working for trump, either find a new job or stock up on some adult diapers. Well be right back. cheers and applause work. School. I think its time we mixed things up. Oh yeah, in your face and in conclusion, cats. Four flavors, four shapes. 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Trevor welcome back the the daily show coming to you one last time from chicago this week this week, youve gotten to see all our correspondence with us here in this beautiful city and for our final night please welcome our very own hasan minhaj cheers and applause whats up, chicago . oh, man cheers and applause i am so happy to be here im thrilled thank you i am so happy to be here during your one week of autumn. It is incredible. It really seemed like perfect timing, and then i saw this. A crisis with north korea reached an unsettling new level today with news of a possible major breakthrough in kim jong uns Nuclear Weapons capability. The speed of the regimes Nuclear Progress is stunning. North korea launched a missile test that could reach all the way to chicago. Okay, nobody panic. The bomb isnt going to hit chicago. Its just going to have a fivehour layover at ohare and then fly to new york, all right . But heres the good news shy town, you guys have the solution to all of this because kim jong un is obsessed with the Chicago Bulls. This is true. cheering when kim was a boy, his passion was basketball, especially Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls. He would fall asleep with a basketball in his bed. Little dude spent hours doing meticulous pencil drawings of bulls superstars. Creepy, okay . So everybodys, like, oh, is he insane . Is he a genius . No. Kim jong un is basically me when i was in middle school short, awkward, obsessed with basketball, weird haircut, thats 13yearold hasan. Look at that photo thats kim jong minage, mushroom cut and all cheers and applause when you look at kick kick, i see every asian kid whongtd make the basketball team. He wants to launch threes, not october. laughter you see that asian parents . This is what happens when you force a kid into a career they hate. They threaten to blow up the world. I know cheers and applause i know kim jong un is basically 13yearold hasan because the best day of his life was when we got to meet Chicago BullsPower Forward dennis rodman. Look at that look at how adorable they are its like its like when a tiger becomes friends with a duck. Shouldnt they be eating each other . But somehow it just works. Now, notice the entire time rodman was hanging out with kim jong un, kim didnt have his finger on the red button, but as soon as rodman left, north korean draco malfoy went to playing with explosives. laughter that was just rodman. Imagine what we could do if we got the whole 72 and 10 bulls on board cheers and applause we would have a european ally, tony kukoch, a virtual assassin scottie pippen, luc longley nobody wants luc longley, but you know who we really need. We know who could seal the deal, greatest of all time. Guard, 66 from North CarolinaMichael Jordan im kidding. Couldnt get michael. But weve seen it before, Michael Jordan plays basketball against evil foreigners to save the world . Thats not a peace summit, thats space jam two. M. J. Could sov the whole thing in a day. Mike, if youre watching, for the sake of humanity, all youve got to do is go to north korea, befriend kim jong un and let that little make a wish dictator dunk on you. I know you hate losing but this one time youve got to take one for the team, m. J. Trevor hasan minhaj, everybody cheers and applause well be right back my shoulders carry a lot of names some i deserve others i dont but in the end only one name really matters because shoulders were made for greatness, not dandruff my doctor says i havey, whats skittles pox. Are they contagious . I dont think so. Contract the rainbow taste the rainbow all smartphones are more or less the same, right . But this is the moto z. [hello moto] can your phone turn into a projector . Because a 70 inch projection beats an edgetoedge screen. 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Imagine what we can do for you. cheers and applause trevor welcome back to the daily show in chicago my guest tonight is a rapper and scheck native whose latest album is called the autobiography. Please welcome vic mensa cheers and applause welcome to the show. Thank you for having me. Trevor its so good to have you, man. Been a fan of your music for a long time. We share very similar stories. Growing up on different sides of the earth, still having an african parent, a parent who is white, when you look at that world and how you grew up, how do you think that influenced your music . You know, growing up in chicago where you lived in your family and you always talk about this, you were just vic. You didnt think of it as black or white and you get to an age where suddenly the world goes, no, no, vic, youre black. 100 percent. Yeah, well, you know, being african. Thats the half african thing. laughter you know how african parents are. Its all about school and, you know, discipline and like you said, when i was younger, i didnt feel very racial, though. I felt like a kid. Around the time i was 11, 12 years old is when the world decides for you, you know, and decides that you are black and society has has deemed you this. And its a construct. Its an american idea, white and black, you go out of america and you say, im black, they will be, like, well, where are you from, really . They will be, like, im black. But where . Trevor im from black laughter you know, i started to realize, you know, as police were singling me out and treating me differently than my white counterparts in our little, you know, in our transgressions, i started to realize that the world had decided for me and that i was branded, you know. Trevor right. When you grow up like that, i mean, a lot of people react to it in different ways. You grew up in chicago on the south side. There are so many ideas of what the south side is, right . cheering you dont have a typical story, though, you grew up in this world where everyone expects the worse of everyone for everyone. You had a family there to support you but, on the other side, you have something very real happening in the streets around you. Was that a tough balancing act . Was it you trying to figure out where you fit in this world . The south side is a hot bed of culture. When you talk about hiphop music and dance and a lot of things that black people have revolutionized, youre talking about art that comes from struggle, and the south side is clearly struggling. I mean, as if we didnt have enough problems on our own now theyre saying kim jong un can shoot us with a missile. laughter i was, like, why do we have to be the ones that can get hit . laughter and i was just navigating my way through that. And i experienced a lot of eyeopening inequalities that really influenced me musically ands a man to see how economic disparity could be so transparent and to live five blocks from a project building and live five blocks from obamas house. Trevor right. When i was 12 years old, before i knew who obama was, im pretty sure i ran through his backyard from the police. laughter i think so. It might have been his neighbor. Dont quote me, but trevor im not gonna lie, man. Your music says a lot. Talking to you in person, even better. Ladies and gentlemen, vic mensa. The autobiography is available right now. Thank you. Trevor well be right back. cheers and applause th so, verizon and google have teamed up on the pixel 2. Its a match made in tech heaven. Its like verizon is the oil and google is the balsamic. No, actually they separate into a suspension. Its more like the google pixel 2 is the unlimited storage. And verizon is the best unlimited plan. What if its like h2 and o . Yeah. 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