Almost too thick hair and at the end theyll show pictures that will make you wish that was on the movie instead. My apologies if any of my bits were on mad tv five years ago. From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. 8 captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. We have a a show for you tonight. My guest tonight, the former iraq ambassador to the United Nations, hamid albayati, will be on the show tonight, author of the book from dictatorship to democracy, which i imagine for the paperback there will always probably be an addendum, depending on where it goes next. But first, you know, sometimes a legal ruling comes down that makes everyone say, what . Were just getting around to that now . Like when mississippi finally ratified the 13th amendment banning slavery. [laughter] um, last year. Laughter or when the Supreme Court ruled recent
Legal ruling comes down that makes everyone say, what . Were just getting around to that now . Like when mississippi finally ratified the 13th amendment banning slavery. [laughter] um, last year. Laughter or when the Supreme Court ruled recently you can no longer use kittens for skeet shooting. [laughter] [audience reacts] before you, oh, that cat does look like its attacking. Im just going to give you the visual that. Does not look like happy kitty. But these legal decisions are the subject of our new segment jon stewart. [cheering and applause] i had said we shouldnt do that one some if we can just. I dont think that that. I dont think that that. I dont think that thats better. [laughter] [cheering and applause] thats not even a legal pun. Thats just. There you go thursday night law. Anyway, our first story involves a sports franchise whose name is a bit of a quaint reference to the perceived color of the skin of the people who spent a couple of thousand years preparing this country
Makes everyone say, what . Were just getting around to that now . Like when mississippi finally ratified the 13th amendment banning slavery. [laughter] um, last year. Laughter or when the Supreme Court ruled recently you can no longer use kittens for skeet shooting. [laughter] [audience reacts] before you, oh, that cat does look like its attacking. Im just going to give you the visual that. Does not look like happy kitty. But these legal decisions are the subject of our new segment jon stewart. [cheering and applause] i had said we shouldnt do that one some if we can just. I dont think that that. I dont think that that. I dont think that thats better. [laughter] [cheering and applause] thats not even a legal pun. Thats just. There you go thursday night law. Anyway, our first story involves a sports franchise whose name is a bit of a quaint reference to the perceived color of the skin of the people who spent a couple of thousand years preparing this country for us to discover. Today the
cheers . Stephen okay. laughter there were a few upticks in violence, but for the most part, when we left the sunni and the shia were bronies. It was especially nice to see the return of the leader of the iraq pack, old dead eyes. He crawled out from under his undisclosed rock to point an icy finger of truth at barack obama. In an oped in what many are calling the wall street journal, cheney writes, rarely has a u. S. President been so wrong about so much at the expense of so many. Yes, rarely, maybe only one other time. laughter applause of course, the liberals, the liberals cheers , of course, the liberal media went right after him, especially left wing loon megyn kelly. Time and time again, history has proven that you got it wrong as well in iraq, sir. You said there was no doubt Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction. You said we would be greeted as liberators. You said the iraq insurgency was in the last throes back in 2005. And you said that after our intervention extremi
But first, you know, sometimes a legal ruling comes down that makes everyone say, what . Were just getting around to that now . Like when mississippi finally ratified the 13th amendment banning slavery. [laughter] um, last year. Laughter or when the Supreme Court ruled recently you can no longer use kittens for skeet shooting. [laughter] [audience reacts] before you, oh, that cat does look like its attacking. Im just going to give you the visual that. Does not look like happy kitty. But these legal decisions are the subject of our new segment jon stewart. [cheering and applause] i had said we shouldnt do that one some if we can just. I dont think that that. I dont think that that. I dont think that thats better. [laughter] [cheering and applause] thats not even a legal pun. Thats just. There you go thursday night law. Anyway, our first story involves a sports franchise whose name is a bit of a quaint reference to the perceived color of the skin of the people who spent a couple of thous