Alcohol and only 10 to get off trump. Wait, overseas its worse. Foreigners are horrified. Trumpapocalypse. And its about trumps growth plan, stocks here going up again. Overseas, too. America could lead the world out of its slowdown. You know, the earth moved, didnt it . Suddenly, were talking growth, private enterprise and tax cuts, what a switch. Politics and money, thats what we do. Varney company is about to begin. Not my president not my president hate to break it to you, kids, but theyre chanting there not my president , yes, he is. Thousands protesting across the country. As we said they chanted not my president , new york, chicago, portland, there were fires in some places in the streets. Protesters blocked a highway in los angeles. All of that last night in reaction to trump. Well, lets turn to your money, shall we . And lets call it a trump rally. Stocks will open higher again. The worlds market rapidly reversing, the initial shock selling. Global green arrows today. Look at
Almost too thick hair and at the end theyll show pictures that will make you wish that was on the movie instead. My apologies if any of my bits were on mad tv five years ago. From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. 8 captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. We have a a show for you tonight. My guest tonight, the former iraq ambassador to the United Nations, hamid albayati, will be on the show tonight, author of the book from dictatorship to democracy, which i imagine for the paperback there will always probably be an addendum, depending on where it goes next. But first, you know, sometimes a legal ruling comes down that makes everyone say, what . Were just getting around to that now . Like when mississippi finally ratified the 13th amendment banning slavery. [laughter] um, last year. Laughter or when the Supreme Court ruled recent
Legal ruling comes down that makes everyone say, what . Were just getting around to that now . Like when mississippi finally ratified the 13th amendment banning slavery. [laughter] um, last year. Laughter or when the Supreme Court ruled recently you can no longer use kittens for skeet shooting. [laughter] [audience reacts] before you, oh, that cat does look like its attacking. Im just going to give you the visual that. Does not look like happy kitty. But these legal decisions are the subject of our new segment jon stewart. [cheering and applause] i had said we shouldnt do that one some if we can just. I dont think that that. I dont think that that. I dont think that thats better. [laughter] [cheering and applause] thats not even a legal pun. Thats just. There you go thursday night law. Anyway, our first story involves a sports franchise whose name is a bit of a quaint reference to the perceived color of the skin of the people who spent a couple of thousand years preparing this country
Makes everyone say, what . Were just getting around to that now . Like when mississippi finally ratified the 13th amendment banning slavery. [laughter] um, last year. Laughter or when the Supreme Court ruled recently you can no longer use kittens for skeet shooting. [laughter] [audience reacts] before you, oh, that cat does look like its attacking. Im just going to give you the visual that. Does not look like happy kitty. But these legal decisions are the subject of our new segment jon stewart. [cheering and applause] i had said we shouldnt do that one some if we can just. I dont think that that. I dont think that that. I dont think that thats better. [laughter] [cheering and applause] thats not even a legal pun. Thats just. There you go thursday night law. Anyway, our first story involves a sports franchise whose name is a bit of a quaint reference to the perceived color of the skin of the people who spent a couple of thousand years preparing this country for us to discover. Today the
But first, you know, sometimes a legal ruling comes down that makes everyone say, what . Were just getting around to that now . Like when mississippi finally ratified the 13th amendment banning slavery. [laughter] um, last year. Laughter or when the Supreme Court ruled recently you can no longer use kittens for skeet shooting. [laughter] [audience reacts] before you, oh, that cat does look like its attacking. Im just going to give you the visual that. Does not look like happy kitty. But these legal decisions are the subject of our new segment jon stewart. [cheering and applause] i had said we shouldnt do that one some if we can just. I dont think that that. I dont think that that. I dont think that thats better. [laughter] [cheering and applause] thats not even a legal pun. Thats just. There you go thursday night law. Anyway, our first story involves a sports franchise whose name is a bit of a quaint reference to the perceived color of the skin of the people who spent a couple of thous