By the way, this is my little sister valerie, and im jills husband. Oh, no. They witched on me. This is my wife, this is my sister. They switched on me. Jimmy i hope they dont mix up the hotel room keys, because oh, boy. It was a shocker of the day for bernie sanders. The bottom fell out. The biggest take away was a lot of people waited until the last second to decide, it was like a wedding ceremony on love is blind. In california, lines were, some voters here in los angeles waited three hours to vote, and if im waiting in line for three hours, i better get a popeyes chicken sandwich at the end of it. This is what it was like in sacramento last night where one unlucky dad learned the value of the words vote by mail. You can also take your mailin ballot and drop it in. Youre at the end of the line. Yeah. What an honor. Hold on, dad, im on the news. Im trying to get him to come vote. It closes in two minutes. Never mind. Jimmy could have been the one that put Tulsi Gabbard over the top.
Dead. Super tuesday was like Easter Sunday for joe biden who staged the biggest come back since Robert Downey jr. He won ten states, including texas and massachusetts where he wasnt expected to do well. He now has more delegates than any democrat and biden revealed he is also the banana on the masked singer, so thats, it wasnt all great news for yoe. Immedia the very first moment of his celebration speech was marred by this. They dont call it super tuesday for nothing by the way, this is my little sister valerie, and im jills husband. Oh, no. They witched on me. This is my wife, this is my sister. They witchswitched on me. Jimmy i hope they dont mix up the hotel room keys, because oh, boy. It was a locker shocker of the bernie sanders. A lot of people waited until the last second to decide, it was like a wedding ceremony on love is blind. In california, lines were, some voters here in los angeles waited three hours to vote, and if im waiting in line for three hours, i better get a pope
A young woman talks about being with Oliver Williams and in his final moments. She hopes his family find comfort in the fact he was not alone when he died. Good evening. Williams was killed on a bart train earlier this week. It happened when he tried to stop a sleeping homeless man from having his shoes stolen. We spoke with the woman there when it all happened. Thats right. I spoke to 22 yearold nursing student. Right here on the college campus. She tried to save the life of a man on bart. He eventually died of stab wounds. Shes a frequent rider. Shes also wheelchair bound and legally deaf. She got on the train that day she got a really uneasy feeling about a barefoot man who got on the train with her. His behavior was erratic. And i just kind of got uncomfortable. She saw the shoeless man enter the train car and tried to steal a shoe from a sleeping homeless man. The fellow bart passenger williams jumped up and told him dont take the shoe. The man left and returned demanding williams
I dont know if they get much bigger. I really dont. Jimmy well, no, they dont. Im shocked at this bigness. Jimmy what does it feel like to be 80 years old . Older than 70. Jimmy it does . You know much older than 70, but younger than 90. So im stuck in the middle there. Jimmy it is hard to come up with a plan to celebrate an 80th birthday. Most people have a brunch or something, but my aunt chippy isnt most people. We thought what better way to commemorate this special day, an 80th birthday than to jump out of nowhere and scare her repeatedly. Surprise woo happy birthday i come in the room and all im thinking is im going to take a hot shower. Holy [ bleep ] youre going to kill me whats the matter with you people . Are you surprise [ bleep ]. If theres any more of this [ bleep ] around, i swear to god im going to have to kill somebody. Thank god nobodys here. Surprise prise you gotta be kidding me. Surprise woo youre not going to let me live, and theyre not going to let me die. Im reall
On on discovery channel. And i tell you, theres nothing i like better than plopping down on the couch watching a show about great whites and digging into a big bowl of chum. [ laughter ] chum is a weird word. Chum either means good friend or bucket of fish parts. [ laughter ] of course the most terrifying shark of all is the dreaded baby shark. Not only are your kids singing about them all day, soon they will be eating them too. Kelloggs this weekend gave us a sneak peek at their newest product, baby shark cereal. Its a real thing. If you look at what they show on the box, they appear to be froot loops. Nothing sharky about them. I think the sharks are behind this cereal. I think the sharks are trying to fatten our kids up so they swim slower. [ laughter ] [ applause ] oh, thank you. Other animal news, there is a squirrel on the loose in santa cruz. A squirrel had to be evicted from its santa cruz home after it attacked its neighbors. When the squirrel was a baby a family nursed her ba