By the way, this is my little sister valerie, and im jills husband. Oh, no. They witched on me. This is my wife, this is my sister. They switched on me. Jimmy i hope they dont mix up the hotel room keys, because oh, boy. It was a shocker of the day for bernie sanders. The bottom fell out. The biggest take away was a lot of people waited until the last second to decide, it was like a wedding ceremony on love is blind. In california, lines were, some voters here in los angeles waited three hours to vote, and if im waiting in line for three hours, i better get a popeyes chicken sandwich at the end of it. This is what it was like in sacramento last night where one unlucky dad learned the value of the words vote by mail. You can also take your mailin ballot and drop it in. Youre at the end of the line. Yeah. What an honor. Hold on, dad, im on the news. Im trying to get him to come vote. It closes in two minutes. Never mind. Jimmy could have been the one that put Tulsi Gabbard over the top. Its essentially a twoman contest, joe and bernie fighting for the nomination like its the last bowl of jello at the senior center. And nothing against either one of those guys, but, isnt your late 70s a weird time to start a new job . The only job you should start in your 70s is walmart greeter. We already have a rule that you cant be younger than 35 to be president. I think Congress Needs to cap that, too, at age 70. You know, when they wrote the constitution, people like george washington, no one expected to live until age 78. The average Life Expectancy was 35 then. Back in 1789, they made the minimum age to be president 35. Maybe they didnt want a president , i dont know. By the way, why is the minimum age 35, i mean, if we want somebody whos 33 and great, we cant have that person . Jesus died at 33. He would have been ineligible to be president of the united states. [cheers and applause] i dont know. I feel like the reason that we go for the old white guys is because when we were growing up, we were told thats what god looked like. And now, because of his relationship with barack obama, joe biden is very popular with africanamericans, and bernie, one of the reasons he was able to do so well is hes strong with latinos. Which will be extremely important come november, if either one goes against President Trump this afternoon demonstrated his powerful command of espanol. Also here this afternoon is miguel gutierrez. Id like to ask miguel to come up and give us your story. Jimmy alls migwell that ends migwell. Its not like a common name. Guillermo, how many guys do you know named miguel . Guillermo only one. Jimmy see . And hes from there, okay . Our president also kept busy on twitter. He posted a picture of Mike Bloomberg licking his fingers while eating pizza. He wrote, dont lick your dirty fingers, both unsanitary and dangerous to yourself and others. I think hes surprised they are big enough to lick. I want to look at this video again. Because this really is something, you know. Its a crazy week when i agree with the president on something, but that is, i think he just started the dominoes virus there. Bloomberg took a licking last night, and it did not keep on ticking. The new york mayor dropped out of the race. The only place he won was american samoa. It would have been cheaper for him to just buy american samoa, than, 500 million is a lot of money. For that much money, these are the things Mike Bloomberg could have bought with 500 million. This original da vinci. 250 bugattis. 500 private beyonce concerts. 25 of those heart of the ocean necklaces from titanic. The calgary flames. Forr5 500 million, bloomberg could have paid for all of trumps golf since he became president. And while bloomberg may now be out of the race he did release one final campaign ad, which, had it run, may have proven to be his most effective yet. America, ours is a nation founded on ideas. We need a candidate who can win voters hearts and minds. Mike bloomberg is that candidate. Hes the only democrat running whose name you hear in every single commercial break, every single time you turn on the tv. Youve seen him thousands of times. But look at him. Really, look at him. Look deep into his eyes. Surrender yourself to the inevitable. Submit to bloomberg. There is only bloomberg. Bloomberg. Im Mike Bloomberg, and youll do as i command. Jimmy i dont know, i guess not, i guess now we wont. [cheers and applause] so bloomberg is out. He endorsed joe biden today. And this is very clever. They have a great plan, actually, for the unsold Bloomberg Campaign merchandise. You know how because of the coronavirus theres a shortage of those masks . Well, not anymore thanks to clever tailoring on the team of bloomberg. There you go, problem solved. President trump is a wellknown germaphobe, and hes said to be going around the white house saying i cant get sick, i cant get sick, he supposedly banned some staffers from his office. And youll never believe who he blames on the limits for testing. Obama Administration Made a decision on testing that turned out to be very detrimental on what were doing, and we undid that decision a few days ago. Jimmy he also blamed president obama for pokemon go. Of course theres no evidence that the Obama Administration did anything of the kind. But that doesnt matter. Trump has been tell advising his meetings on this. He had a round table with the ceos of the airlines during which he presented the bright side of the coronavirus. Its affecting the Airline Business as it would. And a lot of people are staying in our country, shopping and using our hotels in this country. So from that standpoint i think theres probably a positive impact. Jimmy right, and guess who owns hotels. Thats right, the smartest man in the world. Mike pence gave a coronavirus update. He bragged that they have, he said in a positive way, we have 2500 testing kits available. Thats great, thats like the ship is sinking, but dont worry, we have an inner tube, jump on. But the president is not wrong. People are shopping a lot, mostly buying hand sanitizer, which you cannot find now because of panic buying. This is a text i got from james baby doll dixon. Who is in a complete frenzy about this virus. He wont fly, he wont do anything. This photo youre about to see is the real passenger seat of his car. Hes got cigarettes, towelettes and doughnuts even. If the coronavirus doesnt get him, Everything Else in this car will. Also a bottle of cologne in the middle which he could gargle in a pinch. Be well, baby doll. Smoke hard and everything will be okay. Some scumbags are taking advantage of this by jacking up prices for sanitizer like purel. This is listed on amazon for 99. They got around rules by listing it as a collectible. And a 24pack of travel size purel. For only 400. The allesson here is just wash your hands with soap. Lyft reported their biggest day of revenue ever. People are scared to use public transformation. Maybe the honda with the bowl of Community Breath mints isnt the solution. You can still get the virus in a kia sorrento. Not every company is thriving, one unfortunately named product has been an unexpected victim of american stupidity. Icans say th avoiding corona beer because of coronavirus. Its not just a few people. 38 of people polled, more than a third, said they will not buy it under any circumstance. Jimmy really . Really . A third of us think corona, the beer, is causing the virus . Thats like thinking gatorade causes aids. I found it difficult to believe. So we decided to go out on hollywood boulevard to do our own unscientific poll to see if we got similar results. Do you be a correlation between corona beer and the coronavirus . Possibly, it would be something to be concerned about. Do you think theres any correlation . Initially, i did think there was a correlation between the two. Luckily, i dont drink. Got you. If you did drink, would you be concerned about drinking corona . Yes. Why . Because it sounds the same. Are you worried about a resurns of the zima virus . Of course are you concerned about getting Something Like bacardiosis . Of course, if my mom sees this, so yes. What did you think when you heard mike pence was the head of the Coronavirus Task force . I think hes the most qualified person for the job. And why is that . Hes the Vice President , works for trump. What about Bartles Jaymes to work on the task force . I think theyre qualified as well. Do you think natural ice could cure the virus . We need some technology in our systems. What about a fireball. That as well. 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Its yours. vo electric, it doesnt i knhave enough range. Nking. It cant handle the elements. And, there is nowhere to charge up. Well, think again. Jimmy hi there, welcome back to our show. Tonight, he is known to many as the funny rapper named little dicky, he is soon to be seen on his new fxx show dave, dave burd is here. Then, you can see them live on tour, starting may 20th at the Greek Theater here in l. A. Local natives from the mercedesbenz outdoor stage. Tomorrow, tim robbins and eric andre will join us, with music from phantogram. So please join us for that. Jimmy our first guest has been visiting us here since she was 12 years old back when child labor laws were more of a suggestion. Shes grown up now with a new movie called all the bright places, its on netflix now. Please say hello to elle fanning. [cheers and applause] jimmy i tell you something, its great to see you. Good to see you. Jimmy it occurred to me just moments ago that my first, im calling that the elle bump. Elle bump with than with elle, you. I like that. Jimmy i think will really catch on. I like that. Jimmy were trying especially at the show to switch to this instead. The corona. Jimmy because of corona, yeah. So if you would, spread it around. You could be the ambassador for the young people. This is the virus we want to spread, the elle bump. Lets do it one with more time to show people. Boom. Jimmy thats the way to do it. Jimmy i apologize if this is a weird thing to say, but you seem happier than most people. I get that a lot. Jimmy i think they call it a sunny disposition. Thank you. Jimmy thats a good way to go through life. Im also like, when i get excited, i dont know, i get excited. Jimmy thats good. And then laugh nervously. Jimmy i mentioned in your introduction that 12 was the first time you were here. Now youre 21 years old mmhm. Jimmy almost 22. In april. Jimmy how has 21, what have the privileges of being a fullfledged american adult, have you been enjoying . Drinking. Jimmy drinking. Yeah, definitely drinking. Jimmy did you wait . Did you wait to start drinking until you turned 21 . Oh, of course. Jimmy and now youre drinking in earnest. Yes, exactly. Jimmy what is your drink . It took me a while. I have this restaurantbar anxiety, especially if youre out with friends or whoever, and youre like, even the bar tender, im like, i get anxiety when im ordering like if hes judging me, like thats not right, thats not classy. I dont know. Jimmy you need to have a goto drink. I dont know. Jimmy and when you look at all the drinks on the menu, theyve given them all these funny names. Exactly. Jimmy you need to have one. What is yours . Mine, i have decided is a vodka martini, extra dirty. Jimmy very good. Right choice, i guess. Jimmy its just olive juice, its not anything. How much, when you say extra dirty, is it more olive juice than vodka . It depends. They gave me a tip. They knew i was 21. Jimmy the bar tender gave you a tip. Thats a nice. He let me know if you want to order this, you like that dirty, you should put it on the side, the dirt on the side, so all the olive juice at the side. So you request, you can add it at your leisure. Jimmy so you walk away a thing. A concoction, so i can mix it in if i want to. Jimmy thats your drink. Yes. Jimmy you got that out of the way. I got that out of the way. Jimmy what did do you for your 21st birthday . I, it was a big one. My friends and my sister threw me this karaoke birthday. Like in korea town. I always wanted to do karaoke for my 21st. Jimmy what songs did you do . I did summer lovin. Jimmy oh, from grease . From grease. Jimmy who did you do that with . You know. Friends. Jimmy who was your danny zuko . It feels like the first crush ever, too. Jimmy mine too. For me, it was welcome back kotter. And my sister and i did before he cheats. Jimmy the Carrie Underwood song. Yes, thats her karaoke song. So we did that together. Jimmy why is that her karaoke song . I dont know. Jimmy thats got to make all the guys nervous when thats her goto is song. Summer lovin is definitely more more tame. Jimmy more you. But not so much when im slurring and falling over. Jimmy did you get drunk on dirty martinis or whatever . Sadly, it was champagne and tequila shots mixture. Yeah, i threw up a lot. Jimmy oh, you did. Yeah. In the uber on the way hope. Jimmy oh, oh, your rating must be a disaster. It wasnt on my uber. Jimmy oh, wow. Oh, thats, thats the ultimate crime. Exactly. Jimmy so you didnt even make it out the window, huh . You know, the story is a bit hazy for sure. Jimmy yes. But ive been told the uber driver was really nice. Jimmy oh, he was . He had a stache of throwup baggies in his car, so he obviously gets this a lot. Jimmy did you get the bag . I got the bag, but it was a lot, is so i was in the bag. And then i jimmy oh, no. But then it was like, i was like maybe i can just out the window, we kept telling him i ate bad fish. Jimmy bad fish. Sorry, sorry, bad fish. He totally knows. I have glitter, im probably wearing a 21st birthday, like, hat, you know. But tried to do it out the window. He was super nice. Jimmy thats great. I hope he got a good tip. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy your tip to him was get the olive juice on the side. Yeah, yeah. [ applause ] jimmy how is your sister . Your sister dakota. Yes. Jimmy are you guys living together or what . Right now, she lived in new york for seven years. Now shes moving back home to l. A. Theres kind of an in between. Shes got a house. So shes a bit in our house right now. Jimmy youre still with your mom. Im still with my mom, yes. But i havent lived with my sister for a bit now. Jimmy uhhuh. Shes really good, but were about to do a film together, starting in like a month. Jimmy have you never done a movie together . Never. Never. Jimmy oh, wow. Now ive played her at a younger age in flashbacks and stuff, but this were actually playing sisters in a movie. Jimmy perfect. Youre playing sisters, is that fun . Yeah, its very special to us. We really care a lot. We are going to be living together during that. Weve got, you know, a three bedroom apartment. Jimmy one to throw up in . Who knows. Jimmy you, does your first movie together, but you have worked together before, and in fact, this is a video that i believe you posted online that i wanted to examine. It combines everything were talking about here. Young fans of the blackeyed peas there. Yes. Jimmy thats cute. I think the song had just come out, too, like fergie was like everything. Jimmy yeah, right, of course. Maybe she could live in the third bedroom. Were going to take a break. When we come back, we will see a clip from Elle Fannings new film called all the bright places. Well be right back. We want you to get the se uncertais Great Service you expect without leaving the safety of your home. Sprint. 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Sexy. Jimmy that is elle fanning, all the bright places. Not faces. Thats such a bad thing. Youre in a movie with all the bright faces. My dad. Jimmy that is based on one of those books like every young woman has read. Yes. Jimmy and no one over 30 knows about, right. Yes, i first read the book, yeah, its a book by jennifer niven, when i was 14, that was the first time i read the book. Jimmy was it your idea to make the movie . I think jennifer wrote the book with the possibility of a film happening, so i got to meet with her when i was young, and ive been on the project for a while trying to really develop it. Jimmy you produced this, right. Yeah, its the first movie ive produced. [ applause ] jimmy is that fun . Yeah. Jimmy you decided not to go to college, right. Yeah, i think you talked me out of. Jimmy i said dont go to college, everythings figured out already, look at you, youre producing. So what does that mean when youre the producer . Are you involved in everything, picking the people who are going to costar . A bit. There are other producers on board. I got to learn from them a lot. Obviously, this is my first time. But i think a big reason that the movie wasnt made sooner is because we couldnt find finch, who is the boy in the film. Jimmy who is that . That is justus smith. And hes incredible. Jimmy oh, what a name that is. Justus smith, that sounds like he should be rounding up a posse. Justice smith is in town yeah, i got to meet with him. And we kind of read a few scenes together. It was automatically, like, boom, this is finch. Jimmy you have a love scene. Is this your first love scene in this . Yeah, i think you could say. Jimmy thats crazy. You know youre going to have your first love scene, and youre the one picking the person youre going to love. I guess i never thought about that. Jimmy yes, if you are a guy, it would sound creepy. Women in charge here. Jimmy hey, justice, youre the one pucker up you shot this in cleveland . Yes. Jimmy how did you like it in cleveland . I really enjoyed it. We found, there was a big, we were very close, a big family of casting and crew. We found some good activities to do. Our hotel was right next to a mall. Jimmy great. I would go to the food court like every day and get philly cheese steak. Jimmy really. Best ive ever had. Jimmy better than philadelphia . Ive never been to philadelphia. I cant say that. Jimmy youd go to the mall . Yeah, its right outside the hotel. They were like connected. Jimmy i got it. There we go. Jimmy as producer, were you in charge of finding the hotel . No, i guess not, but we were all staying in that hotel. Jimmy that makes it more fun. Yeah, we would go do some karaoke there and shuffleboard. Jimmy what . Shuffleboard. Jimmy in the hotel. It was like a place. Jimmy theres a designated park . Its a bar shuffleboard place. And we jimmy i dont know what i was imagining. 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My parents wouldnt let me touch my bar mitzvah money. Which in retrospect was a great call on their end. I always wanted to be a comedian. I thought about ways to get known for my sense of humor. I could always sort of rap. I had 6,000 saved in my bank account from my bar mitzvah. Jimmy uhhuh. And i decided to spend it on music videos. And it was a great career decision. Jimmy it was, but i imagine, did your parents agree it was a gre ccion . No. Thre actually . Yeah. There they are. Jimmy do you remember the moment you told your parents, hey, that 6,000 i got, im going to spend it making rap videos . Not, because it wasnt really a moment. It was more i spoke to them over the course of weeks to kind of ease them into it. Know what i mean . Jimmy i see. I think it was a little jarring for them. What am i going to do, buy a couch when im 28 years old . Why wouldnt i pursue my dreams . Jimmy thats really a good argument. Yes. Jimmy so did they like what you were doing . Well. Uh, i think, you know, theyre not like avid rap fans. I think was a little, you know, it was definitely like a total left turn. I worked at an ad agency. Jimmy so you had a regular job at that time. Yeah. Jimmy and you were making these funny and somewhat profane videos. Yeah. Jimmy and somebody posted on reddit about it and the next day it was like a million views . Id been working for like two years on music behind the scenes, not showing anybody. Just to keep hope at a maximum level. What can someone do besides make my hope lower. Jimmy right. And then finally, everybody thought i was crazy, i havent seen him in a month. O he wants to be a rapper . Thats a bizarre thing. Finally, i was at the time where i was going to post my first video. I woke up in the morning, brushed my teeth. I looked in the mirror and cried tears of joy because i was so relieved that i had put my best foot forward. I didnt know what was going to happen. I knew i had given it my all and i thought i could live with failure, but i couldnt live with what if, and i checked that box on a personal level. Jimmy thats a great way to look at it. [cheers and applause] and i posted it and it got a million views in the first 24 hours. What a relief. Jimmy that is crazy. Yeah. Jimmy that is unheard of. I said today was the best day of my life. That was. Jimmy now this is a photograph i was curious about. How old are you in this shot . Probably about, first off, i was a better man back then i feel. Jimmy i dont think you were a man, so. Look at the sock. The socks are different brands. Jimmy the socks are different brands. It looks like you were on corona before the virus. And that wasnt even my hurt. Thats at my overnight camp, 112, the r b group came to my overnight camp. Jimmy why . I dont know why. To perform. Jimmy they stayed in the cabin with new. Basically, i had a meal with them. Basically, i opened up to them when they came. The owners son, i think i was his favorite camper. I had good charisma. Even back then, as you saw from that photograph. When they needed somebody to go fill up a few minutes, i did a routine. Jimmy thats what got you hooked . Thats the first moment i hit the stage and it went well. I always for no real reason felt destined for stardom. And i think that was the first moment where it was validated. Jimmy now you have a show. Is this show auto biographical . Is this based on your real life in semi auto biographical. Jimmy its called dave. They say write what you know. And im really fortunate that my actual real life is so entertaining. Im like a rapper, but at the same time, its not nearly as glamorous as youd think. Half of the time when i go to the studio i cant record because my nose is too stuffed. Truly. Its ying and yang of that battle. Jimmy and one of the producers of your show is kevin hart. How did that happen . Thats another incredible story. Jimmy was he at camp with you . No, i was in las vegas performing, you know how they have pool parties in vegas . I was a rapper on stage. And i was just performing, and all of a sudden i heard a roar from the crowd. And i thought it was because i was being impressive. But it was actually because kevin hart had come on stage. I idolized kevin hart. Im from philadelphia. [cheers and applause] everybody here from philadelphia . Jimmy no, they love kevin hart. I hear this roar and see kevin hart, but im in the middle of a song. I cant be hey, kev. I have to finish the verse. He was there for his bachelor party, and i talked to him afterwards. We hit it off and stayed in touch. When i decided to make a tv show i wanted producers who could really add value. Hes got a whole team. Theyre sending me scripts. Theyre helping me hire directors. Jimmy congratulations. Your parents must be so relieved, i would imagine. Yeah, theyre very proud. Im my parents ring tone now. When im Walking Around and my moms phone rings, its one of my songs. Jimmy what song does mom have on the phone . Its earth. Jimmy youre saving the planet. One ring tone at a time. Jimmy Dave Burd Dave airs wednesdays at 10 00 p. M. On fxx. And well return with music from local natives. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by the amg fourdoor coupe. Mercedes amg, driving performance. Tlets make it more amazing g menutaur mehey. Ur ahhhh my 4 fish sandwich combo stack it up for an extra buck. More than ever, your home is your sanctuary. Thats why lincoln offers complimentary pickup and delivery servicing. Well pick up your vehicle and leave you with a lincoln loaner and the peace of mind that helps you focus on what matters most. Thats the power of sanctuary. And for a little extra help, you can now purchase a new lincoln remotely, and defer payment for up to 120 days. You can now purchase a new lincoln remotely, nothing beats my delicious fish sandwich except another filet yeah wabam i think you overshot that one. My 4 fish sandwich combo stack it up for an extra buck. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy id like to thank elle fanning and dave burd, apologies to matt damon. We ran out of time for him. Nightline is next, but first, their album is called violet street. 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