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Dead. Super tuesday was like Easter Sunday for joe biden who staged the biggest come back since Robert Downey jr. He won ten states, including texas and massachusetts where he wasnt expected to do well. He now has more delegates than any democrat and biden revealed he is also the banana on the masked singer, so thats, it wasnt all great news for yoe. Immedia the very first moment of his celebration speech was marred by this. They dont call it super tuesday for nothing by the way, this is my little sister valerie, and im jills husband. Oh, no. They witched on me. This is my wife, this is my sister. They witchswitched on me. Jimmy i hope they dont mix up the hotel room keys, because oh, boy. It was a locker shocker of the bernie sanders. A lot of people waited until the last second to decide, it was like a wedding ceremony on love is blind. In california, lines were, some voters here in los angeles waited three hours to vote, and if im waiting in line for three hours, i better get a popeyes chicken sandwich at the end of it. This is is whwhat it was like i sacramento last night where one unlucky dad learned the value of the words vote by mail. Youre at the end of the line. Yeah. What an honor. Hold on, dad, im on the news. Im trying to get him to come vote. It closes in two minutes. Never mind. Jimmy could have been the one that put Tulsi Gabbard over the top. Its essentially a twoman contest, joe and bernie fighting for the nomination like its the last bowl of jello at the senior center. Isnt your late 70s a weird time to start a new job . The only job you should start in your 70s is walmart greeter. We already have a rule that you cant be younger than 35 to be president. I think Congress Needs to cap that, too, at age 70. People like george washington, no one expected to live until age 78. The average Life Expectancy was 35 then. Back in 1789, they made the minimum age to be president 35. Maybe they didnt want a president , i dont know. By the way, why is the minimum age 35 in if we want somebody whos 33 and great, we cant have that person is . Jesus died at 33. He would have been ineligible to be president of the united states. [cheers and applause] i dont know. I feel like the reason that we go for the old white guys is because when we were growing up, we were told thats what god looked like. And now, because of his relationship with barack obama, joe biden is very popular with africanamericans, and bernie, one of the reasons he was thiab to do so well is hes strong with latinos. President trump this afternoon demonstrated his powerful command of espanol. Also here this afternoon is is miguel gutierrez. I id like to ask miguel to come up and give us your story. Jimmy alls migwell that ends migwell. Its not like a common name. Guillermo, how many guys do you know named miguel . Guillermo only one. Jimmy see . Ands from there. Our president also kept busy on twitter. He posted a picture of Mike Bloomberg licking his fingers while eating pizza. He wrote, dont lick your dirty fingers, both unsanitary and dangerous to yourself and others. I think hes surprised they are big enough to lick. I want to look at this video again. This really have something. Its a crazy week when i agree with the president on something, but that is, i think he just started the dominoes rievirus there. The new york mayor dropped out of the race. The only place he won was american samoa. It would have been cheaper for him to just buy american samoa, for that much money, these are the things Mike Bloomberg could have bought with 500 million. This original da vinci. 250 bu bouggattis. 25 of those heart of the ocean necklaces from titanic. The calgary flames. He could have paid for all of trumps golf since he became president. And while bloomberg may now be out of the race he did release one final campaign ad, which, had it run, may have proven to be his most effective yet. America, ours is a nation founded on ideas. We need a candidate who can win voters hearts and minds. Mike bloomberg is that candidate. Hes the only democrat running whose name you hear in every single commercial break, every single time you turn on the tv. Youve seen hem thousands of times. But look at him. Really, look at him. Look deep into his eyes. Surrender yourself to the inevitable. Submit to bloomberg. There is only bloomberg. Bloomberg. Im Mike Bloomberg, and youll do as i command. Jimmy i dont know, i guess not, i guess now we wont. [cheers and applause] so bloomberg is out. He endorsed joe biden today. And this is very clever. They have a great plan, actually, for the unsold Bloomberg Campaign merchandise. You know how because of the coronavirus theres a shortage of those masks . Well, not anymore thanks to clever tailoring on the team of team bloom berpg. There you go, problem solved. President trump is a wellknown germ phonee pho germaphobe, and hes said to be going around the white house saying i cant get sick, i cant get sick, he supposedly banned some staffers from his office. And youll never believe who he blames on the limits for testing. Obama Administration Made a decision on testing that turned out to be very detrimental on what were doing, and we undid that decision a few days ago. Jimmy he also blamed president obama for pokemon go. Trump has been tell advising his meetings on this. He had a round table with the ceos of the airlines during which he presented the brieght side of the coronavirus. Its affecting the Airline Business as it would. And a lot of people are staying in our country, shopping and using our hotels in this country. So from that tannstandpoint i t theres probably a positive impact. Jimmy right, and guess who owns hotels. Thats right, the smartest man in the world. Mike pence gave a coronavirus update. He bragged that they have, he said in a positive way, we have 2500 testing kits available. Thats great, thats like the ship is sinking, but dont worry, we have an inner tube, jump on. But the president is not wrong. People are hoppingshopping a lo mostly buying hand sanitizer, which you cannot find now because of panic buying. This is a text i got from james baby doll dixon. He wont fly, he wont do anything. This photo youre about to see is the real passenger seat of his car. Hes got cigarettes, towelettes and doughnuts even. If the coronavirus doesnt get him, Everything Else in this car will. Also a bottle of cologne in the middle which he could gargle in a pinch. Be well, baby doll. Smoke hard and everything will be okay. Some scumbags are taking advantage of this by jacking up prices for sanitizer like pure el. This is listed on amazon for 99. They got around rules by listing it as a collectible. And an 24pack of travel size purele. Lyft reported their biggest day of revenue ever. People are scared to use public transformation. Maybe the honda with the bowl of community beth breath mints isnt the solution. Not every company is thriving, one unfortunately named product has been an unexpected victim of american stupidity. Some americans say theyre avoiding corona beer balls ecau coronavirus. More than a third said they will not guy under any circumstance. Jimmy really . Really in a thirof us . Think corona the beer is causing the virus in thats like thinking gator causes aids. I found it difficult to believe. So we decided to go out on hollywood boulevard to do our own unscientific poll to see if we got similar do you think there might be a correlation between corona beer and the coronavirus . Possibly, it would be something to be concerned about. Do you think theres any correlation . Initially, i did think there was a correlation between the two. Luckily, i dont drink. Got you. If you did drink, would you be concerned about drinking corona . Yes. Why . Because it sounds the same. Are you worried about a resurr resurgence of the zuma virus. Of course are you concerned about getting Something Like bacardiosis . Of course, if my mom sees this, so yes. What did you think when you heard mike pence was the head of the Coronavirus Task force in. I think hes the mobest for e job. What about Bartles Jaymes to work on the task force . I think theyre qualified as well. We need some technology in our systems. What about a fireball. That as well. Since our technology is is constantly improving im looking forward to that as well. Have you been paying heed to advice from government officials from the Surgeon General or captain morgan . Yes, and im not panicking. Im staying calm. Go do you know if youre vaccinated against white claw . I just got vaccinated. So yes. What about white claw . Oh, my god, thats on tell igs and im going to be like the [ bleep ] idiot. Jimmy yes, thats true. [ applause ] please have a cold one to support the people at corona be beer. We have a good show. Music from local natives. The artist known as lil dicky, dave burd is here. And well be right back with elle fanning. So stick around. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by the Samsung Galaxy s20 ultra 5 g. Preorder a galaxy s20 now for up to 200 in samsung credit. Hey College Admissions guy, hows it going . Well, i havent been offered a bribe by any blist celebrities on behalf of their underachieving offspring, so thats good. The snickers hole, its working free free uh. Free free, free, free. Free. Free free free thats right, turbotax free is free. Free,free free free. Thats right, dramatic choir music dramatic choir music dramatic choir music its the rush of relaxation. Introducing the allnew lincoln corsair. Fishrisotto. Buffalo. Buffalo Wild Wings gelato. Curry. Cacciatori. Chimichurri. Fried turkey. Blueberry. Mcflurry. mcdonalds cheese cake. 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Jimmy our first guest has been visiting us here since she was 12 years old back when child labor laws were more of a suggestion. Shes grown up now with a new movie called all the bright places, its on netflix now. Please say hello to elle fanning. [cheers and jimmy i tell you something, its great to see you. Good to see you. Jimmy it occurred to me just moments ago that my first, im calling that the elle bump. Great. Jimmy who better to do the elle bump with with than with elle, you. I like that. Jimmy i think will really catch on. I like that. Je jimmy were trying especially at the show to switch to this instead. The corona. Jimmy because of corona, yeah. So if you would, spread it around. You could be the ambassador for the young people. This is the virus we want to spread, the elle bump. Lets do it one with more time to show people. Boom. Jimmy thats the way to do it. Jimmy i apologize if this is a weird thing to say, but you seem happier than most people. I get that a lot. Jimmy i think they call it a sunny disposition. Thank you. Jimmy thats a good way to go through life. Im also like, when i get excited, i dont know, i get excited. Jimmy thats good. And then laugh nervously. Jimmy i mentioned in your introduction that 12 was the first time you were here. Now youre 21 years old mmhm. Jimmy almost 22. In april. Jimmy how has 21, what have the privileges of being a fullfledged american adult, have you been enjoying in. Drinking. Jimmy drinking. Yeah, definitely drinking. Jimmy did you wait . Did you wait to start drinking until you turned 21 . Oh, of course. Jimmy and now youre drinking in earnest e. Of course. I have this restaurantbar anxiety, especially if youre out with friends or whoever, and youre like, even the bar tender, im like, i get anxiety when im ordering like if hes judging me, like thats not right, thats not classy. I dont know. Jimmy you need to have a goto drink. I dont know. Jimmy han whand when you lo all the drinks on the menu, theyve given them all these funny names. Exactly. Jimmy you need to have one. What is yours . Mine, i have decided is a vodka martini, extra dirty. Jimmy very good. Right choice, i guess. Jimmy its just olive juice, its not anything. How much, when you say extra dirty, is it more olive juice than vodka . It depends. They gave me a tip. They knew i was 21. Jimmy the bar tender gave you a tip. Thats a nice. He let me know if you want to order this, you like that dirty, you should put it on the side, the dirt on the side, so all the olive juice at the side. Jimmy so you walk away a thing. A concoction, so i can mix it in if i want to. Jimmy thats your drink. Yes. Jimmy you got that out of the way. I got that out of the way. Jimmy what did do you for your 21st birthday . I, it was a big one. My friends and my sister threw kn me this karaoke birthday. I always wanted to do karaoke for my 21st. Jimmy what songs did you do do . I did summer lovin. Jimmy who did you do that with . You know. Friends. Jimmy who was your danny zuko . It feels like the first crush ever, too. Jimmy mine too. For me, it was welcome back kotte kotter. And my sister and i did before he cheats. Jimmy the Carrie Underwood song. We did that together. Jimmy why is that her karaoke song . I dont know. Jimmy thats got to make all the guys nervous when thats her goto is song. Summer lovin is definitely more more tame. Jimmy more you. But not so much when im slurring and falling over. Jimmy did you get drunk on dirty martinis or whatever . Sadly, it was champagne and tequila shots mixture. Yeah, i threw up a lot. Jimmy oh, you did. Yeah. In the uber on the way hope. Jimmy oh, oh, your rating must be a disaster. It wasnt on my uber. Jimmy oh, wow. Oh, thats, thats the ultimate crime. Exactly. Jimmy so you didnt even make it out the window, huh . You know, the story is a bit hazy for sure. Jimmy yes. But ive been told the uber driver was really nice. Jimmy oh, he was . He had a stache of throwup baggies in his car, so he obviously gets this a lot. Jimmy did you get the bag in. I got the bag, but it was a lot, is so i was in the bag. And then i jimmy oh, no. But then it was like, i was like maybe i can just out the window, we kept telling him i ate bad fish. Jimmy bad fish. Sorry, sorry, bad fish. He totally knows. I have glitter, im probably wearing a 21st birthday, like, hat, you know. But tried to do it out the window. He was super nice. Jimmy thats great. I hope he got a good tip. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy your tip to him was get the olive juice on the side. Yeah, yeah. [ applause ] jimmy how is your sister . Your sister dakota. Yes. Jimmy are you guys living together or what . Right now, she lived in new york for seven years. Now shes moving back home to l. A. Theres kind of an in between. Shes got a house. So shes a bit in our house right now. Jimmy youre still with your mom. Im still with my mom, yes. But i havent lived with my sister for a bit now. Jimmy uhhuh. Shes really good, but were about to do a film together, starting in like a month. Jimmy have you never done a movie together . Never. Never. Jimmy oh, wow. Now ive played her at a younger age in flashbacks and stuff, but this were actually playing sisters in a movie. Jimmy perfect. Youre playing sisters, is that fun . Yeah, its re special to u s us. We going to be living together during that. Weve got, you know, a three bedroom apartment. Jimmy one to throw up in . Who knows. Jimmy you, does your first movie together, but you have worked together before, and in fact, this is a video that i believe you posted online that i wanted to examine. It combines everything were talking about young fans of the blackeyed peas there. Yes. Jimmy thats cute. I think the song had just come out, too, like fergie was like everything. Jimmy yeah, right, of course. Maybe she could live in the third bedroom. Were going to take a break. When we come back, we will see a clip from Elle Fannings new film called all the bright places. Well be right back. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by wendys. Now serving breakfast. See ya in the morning at wendys. This is gonna be americas favorite breakfast. They just dont know it yet. ding these are a few of my favorite things. Wendys is changing the game from this. To a breakfast that eats other breakfasts for breakfast. These are a few of my favorite things. Who says you cant have a baconator for breakfast . Dont just grab a coffee. Grab a frostyccino instead. And forget that frozenfoldedeggstuff. All of these have freshcracked eggs. One bite and itll be your new favorite. Guaranteed. Thats right. So, you up for this . Favorite things yeah you try to stay ahead of the mess. But scrubbing still takes time. Now theres new powerwash dish spray. Its the faster way to clean as you go. Just spray, wipe and rinse. 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Jimmy i said dont go to college, everythings figured out already, look at you, youre producing. So what does that mean when youre the producer . Are you involved in everything, pirki pi picking the people who are going to costar . A bit. There are other producers on board. I got to learn from them a lot. Obviously, this is my first time. But i think a big reason that the movie wasnt made sooner is because we couldnt find finch, who is is the boy in the film. Jimmy who is is that . That is justus smith. And hes incredible. Jimmy oh, what a name that is. Justus smith, that sounds like he should be rounding up a posse. Justice smith is in town yeah, i got to meet with him. And we kind of read a few scenes together. It was automatically, like, boom, this is finch. Jimmy you have a love scene. Is this your first love scene in this this . Yeah, i think you could say. Jimmy thats crazy. You know youre going to have your first love scene, and youre the one picking the person youre going to love. I guess i never thought about that. Jimmy yes, if you are a guy, it would sound creepy. Women in charge here. Jimmy hey, justice, youre the one pucker up you shot this in cleveland . Yes. Jimmy how did you like it in cleveland . I really enjoyed it. We found, there was a big, we were very close, a big family of casting and crew. We found some good activities to do. Our hotel was right next to a mall. Jimmy great. I would go to the food court like every day and get philly cheese steak. Jimmy really in. Best ive ever had. Jimmy better than philadelphia in philadelphia . Ive never been to philadelphia. I cant say that. Jimmy youd go to the mall . Yeah, its right outside the hotel. They were like connected. Jimmy i got it. Nethere we go. Jimmy as producer, were you in charge of finding the hotel . No, i guess not, but we were all staying in that hotel. Jimmy that makes it more fun. Yeah, we would go do some karaoke there and shuffleboard. Jimmy what . Shuffleboard. Jimmy in the hotel in. It was like a place. Jimmy theres a designated park . Its a bar shuffleboard place. And we jimmy i dont know what i was imagining. A park, yeah. Jimmy shuffleboard country club or Something Like that. Sounds like youre having fun. Yeah. Jimmy its very good to he sao yo see you. We learned a lot. Your uber driver learn the more. Give my best to your sister dakota. I will. Jimmy elle fanning all the bright places is on netflix now. Well be back with dave burd. N. Things are getting clearer, yeah i feel free to bare my skin yeah thats all me. Nothing and me go hand in hand nothing on my skin thats my new plan. Nothing is everything. Keep your skin clearer with skyrizi. 3 out of 4 people achieved 90 clearer skin at 4 months. Of those, nearly 9 out of 10 sustained it through 1 year. And skyrizi is 4 doses a year, after 2 starter doses. 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Jimmy it is. At certain points did you regret taking on that name . Its almost like my cross to bear, that name. Jimmy i see, your penance for succeeding. Your story is amazing. You stored up all your bar mitzvah money and made a video. My parents wouldnt let let t touch my bar mitzvah money. I thought about ways to get known for my sense of humor. I could always sort of rap. I had 6,000 saved in my bank account from my bar mitzvah. Jimmy uhhuh. And i decided to spend it on music videos. And it was a great career decision. Jimmy did your parents agree it was a great career decision . Go no. Jimmy no. Theyre actually here arent think they . Yeah. There they are. Jimmy do you remember the moment you told your parents, hey, that 6,000 i got, im going to spend it making rap videos . Not, because it wasnt really a moment. It was more i spoke to them over the course of weeks to kind of ease them into it. Know what i mean . Jimmy i see. I think it was a little yarring f jarri jarring for them. What am i going to do, buy a couch when im 28 years old . Jimmy did they like what you were doing in. Well. Uh, i think, you know, theyre not like avid rap fans. I think was a little, you know, it was definitely like a total left turn. I worked at an ad agency. Jimmy hundred a regular job at that time. Yeah. Jimmy and you were making these funny and somewhat profane videos. Yeah. Jimmy and somebody posted on reddit about it and the next day it was like a million views . Id been working for like two years on music behind the scenes, not showing anybody. Just to keep hope at a maximum level. What can someone do besides make my hope lower. Jimmy right. And then finally, everybody thought i was crazy, i havent seen him in a month. Finally, i was at the time where i was going to post my first video. I woke up in the morning, brushed my teeth. I looked in the mirror and cried tears of joy because i was so relieved that i had put my best foot forward. I didnt know what was going to happen. I i knew i had given it my all and i thought i could live with failure, but i couldnt live with what if, and i checked that box on a personal level. Jimmy thats a great way to look at it. [cheers and applause] and i posted it and it got a million views in the first 24 hours. What a relief. Jimmy that is crazy. Yeah. Jimmy that is unheard of. I said today was the best day of my life. That was. Jimmy now this is a photograph i was curious about. How old are you in this shot . Probably about, first off, i was a better man back then i feel. Jimmy i dont think you were a man, so. Look at the sock. The socks are different brands. Jimmy the socks are different brands. It looks like you were on corona before the virus. And that wasnt even my hurt. Thats at my overnight camp, 112, the r b cagroup came to myo overnight camp. Jimmy why . To perform. Jimmy they stayed in the cabin with new. Basically, i had a meal with them. The owners son, i think i was his favorite camper. I had good charisma. When they needed somebody to go fill up a few minutes, i did a routine. Jimmy thats what got you hooked . Thats the first moment i hit the stage and it went well. I always for no real reason felt destined for stardom. And i think that was the first moment where it was validated. Jimmy now you have a show. Is this show auto buy graphical . Is this based on your real life in semi auto biographical. Jimmy its called dave. They say write what you know. And im really fortunate that my actual real life is so entertaining. Im like a rapper, but at the same time, its not nearly as glamorous as youd think. Half of the time when i go to the studio i cant record because my nose is too stuffed. Its ying and yang of that battle. Jimmy and one of the producers of your hoe show is k hart. How did that happen . Was he at camp with you . No, i was in las vegas performing, you know how they have pool parties in vegas . I was a rapper on stage. And i was just performing, and all of a sudden i heard a roar from the crowd. And i thought it was because i was being impressive. Kevin hart had come on stage. I idolized kevin hart. From im from philadelphia. [cheers and applause] everybody here from philadelphia philadelphia . Jimmy no, they love kevin hart. I hear this roar and see kevin hart, but im in the middle of a song. I cant be hey, kev. He was there for his bachelor party, and i talked to him afterwards. We hit it off and stayed in touch. When i decided to make a tv show i wanted producers who could really add value. Theyre helping me hire directors. Jimmy congratulations. Your parents must be so relieved, i would imagine. Yeah, theyre very when im Walking Around and my moms phone rings, its one of my songs. Jimmy what song does mom have on the phone . Its earth. Jimmy youre saving the planet. One ring tone at a time. Jimmy Dave Burd Dave airs wednesdays at 10 00 p. M. On fxx. And well return with music from local natives. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by the amg fourdoor coupe. Mercedes amg, driving performance. Did you know this is where you can harness your inner jedi . And tear around radiator springs . Or get your flex on with the incredibles. Kids enjoy the magic for just 67 per child per day, with a 3day 1park per day ticket. Kids enjoy the magic for just 67 per child per day, dramatic choir music dramatic choir music dramatic choir music its the rush of relaxation. Introducing the allnew lincoln corsair. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy id like to thank elle fanning and dave burd, apologies to matt damon. We ran out of time for him. Nightline is next, but first, their album is called violet street. Here with the song dark days, with help from amelia mete local natives finally what you came for finally what you hoped to find racing home from her house looking out for black and white dark days in the summer dark days a million ways to toe the line summer cant wait holy other cant wait might as well be the seventh sign ooh it goes hand in hand with fear for the afterlife ooh how can we fight it fight it if we dont even know why chlorine is the pale dark days in the summer dark days in the rain the waters fine it was wild combination wild either that or right down the line ooh it goes hand in hand with fear for the afterlife ooh how can we fight it fight it if we dont even know why ive been on the way ive been on the way ive been on my way for so long ive been on the way ive been on the way ive been on my way for so long ive been on the way ive been on the way ive been on my way for so long this is nightline. Tonight, prison snitch. The death row inmates ultimate fight. What im afraid of is is spending the rest of my life in prison for a crime i didnt commit. Claiming he made no confession to a jailhouse informant. Never said a word to him in my life. Now the desperate legal fight to save his life, and what the informant is is saying now. Do you regret anything that youve done in your life . Plus, fire wire. Wow, that is is amazing. Daredevil trying to walk over one of the hottest volcanos, nightline will be right back