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Her staff is interlocked with mine. She helped pass all the laws. Reporter: biden bigfoots kamala harris. Now barack obama has to get involved. My name is joe biden. Welcome to the swimming pool. There s too much masculine toxicity of there that you ve got to be tough and angry and lash out. Reporter: doug emhoff accused of physical abuse. We have a full report. Our team asks many times for more security, more help and they were denied. Trump heading back to butler, as the secret service is in a state of emergency. Plus. everyone s trying to get it right today washington saw a ghost. Hey, folks. My name is joe biden. Welcome mr. President. We ve been waiting for you. Welcome to the swimming pool. The first time joe biden never set foot in the briefing room as president. The press was stunned. Peter doocy s leg fell off. And every channel in america cut straight to it. We were actually but to go live to vice president kamala harris who s speaking right now in detroit, michigan, and
[cheering and applause] greg: yes! i know, i know. I know you are so lucky. It is friday so you know what that means, let s welcome tonight s guest, they call him the perfect anchor because he can drag down any show. Fox and friends first host, todd! he has talked to more men on the street than a u. N. Host of kennedy saves the world podcast, kennedy! and he is beloved by his fox family but only when they need help moving, new york times bestselling author, comedian and former pro wrestler, tyrus! before we get to some news stories, let s do this. Announcer: greg s leftovers! greg: this is where i read the jokes we didn t use this weekend is always i didn t read them so if they suck we will tie joe mackey to a chair and have tim walz give him a lap dance. [laughter] i don t know who will love it more, actually. A spokesperson for kamala harris husband is denying he slapped an exgirlfriend back in 2012. Saying that any suggestion that he ever had a woman is false. In doug s defence, s
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[applause] greg: yes! yes! i know. Awesome, thank you. In all honesty this success is getting kind of boring. [laughter] happy monday, everyone. This friday joker number 2 arrives in theatres and it is about a mentally ill man who terrorizes society with his mentally unstable female sidekick. But most if you have already seen it. You saw that one coming. Had the crowds like here we go. Earlier today president biden delivered remarks on the devastation caused by hurricane helene. He comforted victims by reminding them how he wants once survived the flood in an arc. Reportedly tim walz is nervous about tomorrow night s presidential debate. He has not been this nervous scents that time he ran out of tampons. Doug emhoff was told that he has a quote, reshape the perception of masculinity. In those days a guy like that might have talked to the into keeping the baby. [laughter] archaeologists in china have discovered a 36yearold mommy buried with pieces of cheese. One ticket to china, please