Is known, i have the ability to condition the air to a level and temperature of my choosing. And i know some people might ask well trevor, than why dont you just turn down the air conditioning so that the apartment is more warm. Well, if i did that i wouldnt be able to wear a hoodie. And i like wearing hoodies. But still, to anyone who i have made feel hot, i apologize. I never intended for my temperature choices to affect your temperature feeling. Also completely unrelated to the scandal, we wont be having a show friday, saturday or sunday as i will be taking a long planned vacation to go trout fishing. Anyway, on tonights episode, kayne west is coming for the white house. Why celebrities were banned from sending tweets. And reparations are finally here. So lets do this, people. Welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Lets kick it off with twitter.
Hold us over for a year. So the old name is officially gron. But now the team is searching for a new name. And i will be honest, i think when it comes to a new name they have to keep it simple, keep it seavment change the name to the washington washingtons. Yeah, its catchy, its easy to remember. And most importantly, it honors one of the greatest americans of all time. My man, ha ha. In other news, former Trump Campaign advisor and man get enically designed to look guilty, roger stone is back in the headlines. Tone stone was about to begin a 40 month sentence for witness tampers, lying to congress and tampering with evidence in the mueller investigation. But it turns out it really does pay to have friends in high places. Tonight the breaking news with president comeulted the prison sentence for his friend of several decades roger stone. Just days before stone was set to begin his more than three Year Prison Sentence the president making his long time friend and ally a free man. The 67
Kowt boycott of goya products after the company c. E. O. Publicly praised trump. And yesterday i vnga came to her daddys defense influencer style. Leading the news a can of beans could open up a wol can of worms for ivanka trump, critics raised etics concerns before she seemingly endorsed goya beans on twitter. The move comes a week after the companys c. E. O. Praised mr. Trump at a white house vent. In last nights tweet she is holding a can of black beans with the tag line if its goya, it has to be good in eng will be and spanish. Critics pointed out ivanka may have violated an ethics law from preventing white house employees to endorse any service or product or enterprise. Trevor that news is shocking. There are still ethics laws . I just assumed after trump became president the ostles of ethics violations got converted into a Storage Office for kfc buckets. Clearly they are prob hea like the contractors ef jea epsteins house, so you want a cage in the middle of your living room, oka
Trevor noah. Trevor lets kick things off with some good news. Ill give you a home to remember what that is. When the coronavirus pandemic hit, scientists said it could be a year to 18 months before we got a vaccine, but just Like High School seniors on prom night, things are moving faster than expected. Encouraging news as several companies rush to develop a vaccine against the coronavirus. There are promising results in early trials of at least three potential vaccine. One developed by the university of oxford astrazeneca. Results say it is safe and produced an immune response in patients. Another in cansino biologics, is said to have presented i cant bodies in a month. Another pfizer and biontech. Trevor this is exciting. Not one, not two but three vaccines . And isnt the story of life . One moment you have too little, the next moment youre overwhelmed with options. Three vaccines . Which one do i choose . The chinese one, the oxford one. This is so hard. Can i get a scoop of each. Y
Results say it is safe and produced an immune response in patients. Another in cansino biologics, is said to have presented i cant bodies in a month. Another pfizer and biontech. Trevor this is exciting. Not one, not two but three vaccines . And isnt the story of life . One moment you have too little, the next moment youre overwhelmed with options. Three vaccines . Which one do i choose . The chinese one, the oxford one. This is so hard. Can i get a scoop of each. Yeah, a scoop of each. Part of me likes the fact they arent made in america. America is one country where people will let politics to stop them from getting the veeps. I dont want that trump vaccine. Im resisting a Biden Vaccine is a liberal trap. You think its a coincidence that coronavirus has the letters a, o and c in it . Now, as hopeful as this is i please remember there are a lot of steps between now and a full vaccine. I mean, need to finish the trials, they need to ramp up the vaccine production, plus they need to pro