[grunting loudly] you cant just take dances with smurfs and call it Something Else [grunting loudly] [school bell rings] [groans] dude, what happened . Youre not doing the morning announcements anymore . No, because it turns out that by rule, the student body president cant also be the morning announcement reader oh, well. At least as president , you can run the school the way you want. I cant do jack i went to my First Student Council Meeting all we did was talk about what colors to make the stupid Sadie Hawkins dance Student Council is retarded [chime sounding] the sun is up, and the birds are chirping. Im casey miller, and these are the morning announcements. I have a letter from second Grade Student brian felner. Brian writes, dear casey, why is our School President such a fat, stupid dickhead . My desk is broken, and so far, eric cartman has done nothing about it. Will you please let that walking bowl of anus pus know that we are not happy . Well, brian, i couldnt agree more. Our
Christmas tree. And just like Everything Else in 2020, thissiers tree is doing the best it can. The Rockefeller Christmas tree in new york city is usually lifts our spirits this time of year. But this area well lets just say that by 2020 standards, its pretty perfect. The tree was put into place atop of rockefeller center. Look at all the holes and it just kind of, i dont know, it kind of loosks look a very, like a Charlie Brown tree, like a large version of the Charlie Brown tree. Trevor into, no, no, no. You leave that poor tree alone. You already killed if, now you are going to make fun of its appearance. Who are you people, do you do this at funerals too, damn, uncle mark, you got fat, look at you, you cant even fit in that casket, anyway, rest in peace, were going to miss you. I mean think about it, that tree has been through a pandemic, a race war and a contested election. I think it deserves a round of applause for just staying upright. And by the way, its not like that tree ask
Congressional investigations and maybe impeachment. Clinton is the epitome of everything we hate about politics. James comey so called closing the case into a private email server. The bureau has been investigating pay to play allegations at the Clinton Foundation for the past year and will pursue that probe no matter what happens tomorrow. By the way, five foreign intelligence agencies we they have access to the emails. Wikileaks exposed bill clinton, inc. The elaborate scream attached to the foundation. And then theres Hillary Clintons daughter, chelsea clinton. She appears to have been using Foundation Money to pay for her wedding and Living Expenses for up to a decade. And according to the associated press, remember when hillary was secretary of state . 55 of nongovernment people who met with her, well they were people that gave money to the foundation or pledged money to the Clinton Foundation. Theres the tens of millions of more dollars that the Clinton Foundation has accepted fr
Believe, and i know this is a horrible thing to say but i do not believe that the president loves america. Here now with the report on how the administration is actually reacting to these critical comments senior White House Correspondent ed henry in washington. Sean, good to see you. Yesterday the white house took a tact where they basically said when this first broke that Rudy Giuliani already tried this message out in the 2008 campaign and didnt go very far with it. Today they went a step farther by saying josh earnest did the podium behind me that he feels sorry for Rudy Giuliani. Almost pity for the fact these attacks are coming. The white house trying to show they think these were low attacks. But i pressed earnest on the fact that back in 2008 youll remember thencandidate and thensenator obama went after then president george w. Bush, called him unpatriotic on the issue of adding to the National Debt and leaving debt for future generations. Listen. I feel sorry for Rudy Giuliani
Here. He responds. A story nobodys talking about, an al qaeda operative on trial in new york city. We break it down. Hannity starts right now. Yesterday president obama once again went to Great Lengths to distance muslims from radical islamists who are committing heinous acts of violence in the name of their religion. The terrorists do not speak for over a billion muslims who reject their hateful ideology. They no more represent islam than any madman who kills innocents in the name of god represents christianity or judaism or buddhism or no religion is responsible for terrorism. Really . Now the president defends the islamic faith at all costs and he has no problem routinely insulting jews or being against b. B. Netanyahu or attacking christians. Remember when he called the terrorist attack at that kosher deli in paris a random act of violence . It is entirely legitimate for the American People to be deeply concerned when youve got a bunch of violent, vicious zealots who behead people