where d you get those? a machine, you want one? no. you come home, turn on that television. take one. i don t want one. no, they re good. i don t want it. what do you want? you want comedy. take one. no, kramer, stop it! and boom, there you go. a situation comedy. there s 23 minutes of magic. it s so tasty, too! you fell in love with these characters. what you talking about, willis? we need to laugh at ourselves. you hide my clothes, i m wearing everything you own. laughter opens you up. okay, ready? no! no! things that we might be afraid to talk about. some people that were supposed to protect us didn t do the right thing. like racism. so the cops are the bad guys? yes. no. class wars. and gender diversity. hi, girls. you can reach in and really touch people s hearts. i hate you. are you as turned on as i am? more! whether it s a family living under the same roof dynomight! now that s the kind of talk i
stephanie ramos from memphis. alec baldwin formally charged along with the woman who handles the gun on the set, the armorer. the evidence prosecutors say they have. mola lenghi on what both could now face. the newly elected new york congressman who lied about so many parts of his life story, george santos, and the apology o mhing hisdgreeingawayrom santos, was he pressured to do so? and the n inter san why he sul ay in cong president biden and e documents. the white house press toght,di know that the fbi searched his private office in november. the one he used after he was vice president, after his own team found those classified documents? the white house says the president has cooperated and has been transparent throughout all of this. mary bruce tonight. for the first time, the up the situation video of former president trump in the case against his business. what he says over and over again when grilled by new york prosecutors. the critical testimony today in the
exceptional leaders, men like ronald reagan who wouldn t let america be pushed around. in the midst of simmering tensions with the soviet union, reagan went to the communist strong hold, berlin. and reminded them who ran the world. general secretary gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the soviet union and eastern europe, if you seek liberalization, come here to this gate. mr. gorbachev, open this gate. [cheers and applause] mr. gorbachev, tear down this wall. [cheers and applause] history has always shown us strong leaders calm us down in times of fear like george w. bush after 9/11. i can hear you. [laughter] [applause] i can hear you. the rest of the world hears you. and the people. [cheers] and the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon. [cheers and applause] jesse: joe biden is not that guy. we knew joe was a bad student but i guess he flunked history, too. biden is dragging us kicking and screaming back to the fo
i don t want one. no, they re good. i don t want it. what do you want? you want comedy. take one. no, kramer, stop it! and boom, there you go. a situation comedy. there s 23 minutes of magic. it s so tasty, too! you fell in love with these characters. what you talking about, willis? we need to laugh at ourselves. you hide my clothes, i m wearing everything you own. laughter opens you up. okay, ready? no! no! things that we might be afraid to talk about. some people that were supposed to protect us didn t do the right thing. like racism. so cops are the bad guys? yes. no. class wars. and gender diversity. hi, girls. you can reach in and really touch people s hearts. i hate you. are you as turned on as i am? more! whether it s a family living under the same roof dynomight! now that s the kind of talk i like to hear. or gathered together in a workplace. that s a glue stick. all the great sitcoms are about fami
what have we always said is the most important thing? breakfast. family. family. yeah. family is key to the sitcom mama! it s something that we all can relate to. shake, shake, shake up the in these people s homes for years. you re a part of the family. one good thing about moving here is i have no friends and no distractions. that s why i got all grandma, what does fonzie say? hey. the family sitcom brings people together in a really unexpected way. there s so many different dynamics at work in families. i want you here. it will give us a chance to get reacquainted. that implies we are acquainted at one point. there s a lot of pain. a lot of laughter. you sort of recognize your dynamic in there and go well, their family s just as crazy as mine. i don t care who kissed who and who s got a pimple on her head and who is wearing an outrageously inappropriate dress. we are going to get together and act like a normal family for one tenth of