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To try to get things cleaned up. The heavier rain arrives tomorrow. It sounds dramatic. Look at the map behind me. Very, very nice try. We have a crash at the toll plaza. Despite the easy drive, we can see the fast lanes right there. Number three and four of fastrack are clear right now. There may be a fender bender. The rest of the fastrack lanes are moving well. Not as much of an issue. Well track that as well as another crash at the san mateo bridge around the toll plaza. Well show you if there is slowing over the next few. Thank you. Flouuoride will be added to e Drinking Water in san jose. San jose had been the largest city in the country without fluoride in its water. Bob redell is outside the Santa Clara Valley Water District to claim why some parents might be happy to hear about this change. Not everybody is happy about it. Good morning. Some parents have been trying to stop the district putting fluoride in the water. They made the argument it is an extreme toxic poison that ca
To try to get things cleaned up. The heavier rain arrives tomorrow. It sounds dramatic. Look at the map behind me. Very, very nice try. We have a crash at the toll plaza. Despite the easy drive, we can see the fast lanes right there. Number three and four of fastrack are clear right now. There may be a fender bender. The rest of the fastrack lanes are moving well. Not as much of an issue. Well track that as well as another crash at the san mateo bridge around the toll plaza. Well show you if there is slowing over the next few. Thank you. Flouuoride will be added to e Drinking Water in san jose. San jose had been the largest city in the country without fluoride in its water. Bob redell is outside the Santa Clara Valley Water District to claim why some parents might be happy to hear about this change. Not everybody is happy about it. Good morning. Some parents have been trying to stop the district putting fluoride in the water. They made the argument it is an extreme toxic poison that ca
To try to get things cleaned up. The heavier rain arrives tomorrow. It sounds dramatic. Look at the map behind me. Very, very nice try. We have a crash at the toll plaza. Despite the easy drive, we can see the fast lanes right there. Number three and four of fastrack are clear right now. There may be a fender bender. The rest of the fastrack lanes are moving well. Not as much of an issue. Well track that as well as another crash at the san mateo bridge around the toll plaza. Well show you if there is slowing over the next few. Thank you. Flouuoride will be added to e Drinking Water in san jose. San jose had been the largest city in the country without fluoride in its water. Bob redell is outside the Santa Clara Valley Water District to claim why some parents might be happy to hear about this change. Not everybody is happy about it. Good morning. Some parents have been trying to stop the district putting fluoride in the water. They made the argument it is an extreme toxic poison that ca
Buffett. Maybe the king of summer, but around here king of christmas. Turning 70 in a few days. Wishing him a happy birthday. I bet hes celebrating somewhere warmer than where we are. Yes, he is. And golden globe nominations came out and everyone was buzzing about them. Yes. We are going to talk about those, and we also have a golden globe nominee who is going to be joining us soon. Allegedly. Soon, on the phone. Yes. We dont know. Okay. All right. So, yeah. I have and a disadvantage this year. Usually ive seen many, many more nominated things. The big movies. Ive only see hacksaw ridge and lion maybe one more ive seen. Jackie. Oh, i havent seen jackie. Im anxious to. Tell me about your weekend. Enough about that. And joel, over my house friday. A new nov iel. Its all about shecky. What happened with shecky . Shecky was going to be with santa claus. One always has high hopes but lets see what happened. Hi oh, no the only time hes ever cried. Ever didnt go so well. Didnt want the presen