Seth good evening, im seth meyers this is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news President Trump tweeted last night that he was looking forward to the World Economic forum this week because the u. S. Economy is quote number one in the universe by far. [ light laughter ] which is a real slap in the face to Prime Minister glaxor [ laughter ] Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell has unveiled his proposed rules for President Trumps impeachment trial. And to keep things simple he revealed the rules by emoji. [ laughter ] Vice President mike pence [ applause ] Vice President mike pence will visit the vatican this week and he will have a great time as long as he doesnt look up [ laughter and applause theyre just friends, right . [ laughter ] democrats today accused republicans of attempting to hold most of President Trumps impeachment trial late at night to limit the number of people watching on Television E
To shoulder with Prince William and prince harry during the london premier of the last jedi. Is it another clue the pro prince georges make cameo in the movie . Good day at 9a starts now. The reviews are in. Are they good . Are they bad . Suspense is building. Well let you know in just a few. Good day d. C. , it is 9 00 sorry one on this wednesday, december 13th. Cold one were having, too. Yeah. Absolutely. Wind chills crazy out there in places indoors as well. Were all about the galaxy far far away this morning though. Coming up later well have more on the royal red carpet, kevin will give us review of the last jedi. Where it ranks among the other star wars movies. Its not at the top of his list. Is it at the bottom. Somewhere in between. Yes. Lots of people are giving it rave reviews across the board when you watch across the channels. But kevin, perhaps he will not play along with else. Kevin going rogue. He also went oneonone with john boy yea ya. They had nice conversation. First,
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Ahahhh ahhhh queef free for this reason, a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh. [queefs] no [both cackling] stop it, katherine this is a serious moment therefore what god has joined together, let no man [farts] oh [cackling] [queefs] oh, sick [farts] [cackling] [queefs] [farts] thats it i now pronounce you farts and queefs [all cackling] captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show thank you so much for tuning in im trevor noah. My guest tonight, author of the book, hunger a memoir of my body, roxane gay is here, everybody cheers and applause a really amazing story. Were going to chat about it later. First, some news coming out of iraq. Its been ten years since the death of Saddam Hussein and the details of his legacy are still emerging. New details emerging about the find d
Night before . Have i been in watertown, massachusetts in the lags few days . Do you know . Unfortunately, i dont think so. Well, im saying yes. The 700 million Powerball Ticket was pulled there. One winner, yes, the ticket purchased from watertown, massachusetts. So were not winners in. I dont know. And, well, us philly fanned, are used to chase utley, making a big deal. Look at that. That temporarily helped preserve a teammates bid at history last night. What do you think . I think i missed it. Look. His hair is really cropped close to his head now. Anyway, beside the point. Go ahead. Recently though youve been saying the Baseball Players are letting their hair grow. So hes going against the grain. Well, hes getting older. Anyway, big deal last night because his friend right there on the mound was trying to make history. Thats what you do. I would help you make history. Would you . Yes, not that kind of history. Good day everybody, it is thursday is it really august 24 . I thought it