Impeached. cheers and applause . Trevor i know, i know, a very tragic time for the country. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with bore is johnson. British Prime Minister and ghost whose just soan a ghost. laughter he took time from the chaos of races to come and warm the United Nations of an even bigger threat that will affect the entire world. The robot apocalypse. You may keep your secrets from your friends, from your parents, your children, your doctor, even your personal trainer. But it takes real effort to conceal your thoughts from google, who will monitor your nightmares, your fridge will beep for more cheese, a future alexa will pretend to take orders but this alexa will be watching you, clucking her tongue, or bringing terrifying chick tone our table. laughter . Trevor i think the brexit pressure is getting to bore is. Because what was he even talking about . Your wireless humid fier will know your blood type, our roombas will make passionate love to our
Im not getting pushed around anymore, you got it . So, go on. Anybody here wants to call me a towel, just go ahead and do it go on, sharon. Call me a towel. Fine. Youre a towel. Best towel you ever had, bitch from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for coming out. Thank you all for coming out. Im trevor noah. Our guest tonight is the host of the masked singer, just one of the many jobs he has. Nick cannon is joining us, everybody. Also on tonights show, robots are taking over. Your shampoo can blow up your car and donald trump is getting impeached. cheers and applause . Trevor i know, i know, a very tragic time for the country. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with bore is johnson. British Prime Minister and ghost whose just soan a ghost. laughter he took time from the chaos of races to come and wa
Also on tonights show, theres a hotel in space. Native americans are taking their land back, and Elizabeth Warren goes head to head with donald trump. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with sean spicer, former press secretary and human dilbert. Like most people President Trump hires, spicer left the administration with his reputation in tatters. But if theres one thing american loves, its a comeback. Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer making his debut on dancing with the stars and it wasnt entirely pretty. His partner a former champ described him as dancing at a prepreschool level. The judge said of a performance is it was like you were being attacked by a swarm of wasps. Trevor damn the judges did not like spicers dancing or at least thats how it sounded last night. But today sean spicer said it was actually the best performance they had ever seen of all time. laughter honestly, i think spicer will be perfect for dancing with the stars. Pretend you kno
Climate on oceans, Marine Biodiversity and human populations living in vulnerable areas. I appreciate it andthanks to our first panel. Ive enjoyed the conversation. I think were going to pick up on the end of that conversation around this idea of the Dynamic World and what that means now in the policy and security space so im excited to have an excellent panel to talk about that. Heatherconley , John Mimikakis was Vice President for oceans Environmental Defense fund, there was director of fisheries and amy lehr who is the director of the Human Rights Initiative so think the panel and im going to sit down and be quiet and handed over to my panel and we will start off. Thank you so much, good morning. I think the arctic is a tough place to talk about. The intersection of climate stress and security. And in many ways, the arctic is telling us, actually most polar regions are telling us they are under the most dramatic stress as the arctic certainly is warming 2 to 3 times faster than any
But, chef, when is the right age for us to start having sex . Its very simple, children. The right time to start having sex is. 17. 17 . 17. So you mean 17, as long as youre in love . Nope, just 17. But what if youre not ready at 17 . 17, youre ready. Well, i guess we got a while to wait before we worry about sex and diseases, huh, wendy . Yeah, thank god. Well, i guess now that thats out of the way, we can get on with our lives. Come here, boy. Thats it, red rocket, red rocket, come on, yeah. Come on, red rocket, dog. Red rocket now. Okay, children, so what other sexual positions did we talk about . Yeah, the wraparound butt grab. Sure, cant forget that. Uhhuh, reverse cowgirl. Good, kevin. Hot lunch . Yeah, she likes that. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in thank you for coming out wow lets do it lets make a show im trevor noa