Impeached. cheers and applause . Trevor i know, i know, a very tragic time for the country. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with bore is johnson. British Prime Minister and ghost whose just soan a ghost. laughter he took time from the chaos of races to come and warm the United Nations of an even bigger threat that will affect the entire world. The robot apocalypse. You may keep your secrets from your friends, from your parents, your children, your doctor, even your personal trainer. But it takes real effort to conceal your thoughts from google, who will monitor your nightmares, your fridge will beep for more cheese, a future alexa will pretend to take orders but this alexa will be watching you, clucking her tongue, or bringing terrifying chick tone our table. laughter . Trevor i think the brexit pressure is getting to bore is. Because what was he even talking about . Your wireless humid fier will know your blood type, our roombas will make passionate love to our
Im not getting pushed around anymore, you got it . So, go on. Anybody here wants to call me a towel, just go ahead and do it go on, sharon. Call me a towel. Fine. Youre a towel. Best towel you ever had, bitch from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for coming out. Thank you all for coming out. Im trevor noah. Our guest tonight is the host of the masked singer, just one of the many jobs he has. Nick cannon is joining us, everybody. Also on tonights show, robots are taking over. Your shampoo can blow up your car and donald trump is getting impeached. cheers and applause . Trevor i know, i know, a very tragic time for the country. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with bore is johnson. British Prime Minister and ghost whose just soan a ghost. laughter he took time from the chaos of races to come and wa
Is joining us, everybody cheers and applause also on tonights show, why everyone is tweeting about sudan, your phone is making you grow horns and joe biden says some of his best friends are racists. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets begin with an update on the growing tensions between the u. S. And iran, where things are growing only even more tensiony. Escalating crisis. American authorities now confirming iran shot down a u. S. Drone this morning, saying it was flying in international airspace. Iran does not deny shooting down the u. S. Aircraft but claims it was in iranian territorial airspace. This drone is one of americas most sophisticated unarmed aircraft. The guard guard corps saying our borders are red line any enemy that violates them will not be returned and be destroyed. Trevor shit is getting heated both sides have the stories. Iran says they shot down the drone because it was flying over their country. America says it wasnt flying over iran, it was just flying ve
Still get in and make money on the trend. More questions today about how that florida mailman who was ang gr i withry with d. C. Lawmakers flew a aircraft into some of the most protected airspace in the world . Just how safe is the heart of our federal government . This has opened up a can worms. Well try and get you some answers on those key questions. All of that coming up. Heres where we stand in the markets right now. The final hour of trade on this purse. The dow is up 28 points. Gains of. 1 across the dow and the broader s p 500 which just added about two points. 2108. Nasdaq struggling to stay positive, barely doing so at the moment. It is back above 5,011 is the level to watch. Well get to the markets in just a bit. First some news out of our nations capital. A deal has been reached now on legislation to give president Obama Fast Track Authority to negotiate a major trade accord with 11 pacific nations. Republican chairman of the house ways and Means Committee paul ryan is in t
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